Tereza Joanne in Newham

we came on a coach trip for the DOLLY PARTON . tribute. and afternoon tea. well all i can say .....carrie ann rendell.....was totally fantastic.....now ive been to lots of tribute acts....but this one fooled me...at first i thought it was a recording of dolly parton herself !....a lovely personality and tallented..... teresa joanne itself is lovely . !....staff were all amazing and super friendly . it was clean and staff super helpful. well stocked bar.... and most of all ....the afternoon tea was absolutly delicious !.... its not the first time we have been here......and we will most certainly return ! couldnt be better

Dear Adrian On behalf of my family, I would like to express my deepest appreciation and commendation to you, your brother Micheal and your staff for an excellent event yesterday which exceeded our expectations!! To begin, the table layout was on point, along the chair backs and colour. There was a warm friendly ambience when we entered. Michael was a perfect host from start to finish, explaining the house rules, speak with staff with any special requirements, and ensuring tables were topped up with drinks, plates and cutlery cleared! The food was absolutely amazing, seasoned to perfection, hot and delicious!! There crowd was diverse so to have our friends from back home, and India state how tasty, well season and delicious the food was, was truly incredible! I can honestly say, I went around to every table while our guests were eating and there was not one complaint!! You have truly created an event place that is 5star in presentation , taste, environment and atmosphere!! We were so pleased with the day and in our view it could not have been better!! I really hope we get to do another event, at your premises again. On behalf of the Hurley family Timothy

Absolutely great venue for a party. We had our work Christmas do here and everyone thoroughly enjoyed themselves. The food was perfectly cooked with very authentic Caribbean flavours. The music was on point The venue itself is great with lots of dance floor space and the bar well staffed. Only one negative is please sort out the car park. Great parking is free but it’s muddy and rocky which you can imagine isn’t great in our fancy shoes

This was undeniably the perfect wedding venue providing us with dedicated staff, who professionally catered for all our needs from start to finish! Adrian (Chef), Michael (Manager) and Marian (Director) collectively did an exceptional job, in conjunction with Sue (Creative Balloons - room decorator), to host our dream wedding which exceeded our expectations! They all went above and beyond to flexibly cater to our needs and ensure our day ran smoothly and efficiently. Their passion for their work and excellent customer service was evident from making initial contact with Adrian, who was so helpful and knowledgeable and then throughout the whole planning process, along with Marian and Michael. This included the fabulous meal tasting session, which was absolutely divine! We really were spoiled for choice with their extensive menu options, amazing culinary skills and creative flare, which set the tone for the real thing! There was a fantastic variety of delicious food, including colourful canopies and refreshing drinks, such as rum punch, served upon the lovely upper deck. This was followed by the wedding breakfast downstairs and later yet even more scrumptious food for the evening buffet, for those who managed to save some room! We are still receiving fabulous guest feedback on how pleased they were with their Caribbean meals! They were delighted with your wonderful venue and keep telling us it was the best and most generously served wedding food ever! Limited menu options was initially our biggest challenge until we fortunately discovered your venue. Thank you Masterchef Adrian, you really did us proud! Our meal and drinks package (+ table decorations, etc) was certainly excellent value for money. The boat was beautifully decorated with attention to detail, providing a spectacular backdrop for our wonderful wedding photos, both inside and out! Located on the Docklands, near the airport, Tereza Joanne definitely provides a perfect romantic wedding setting. Thanks to Maria, our lovely photographer, who reinforced this by capturing some beautiful sunset photos. On-site parking is also a welcome bonus for this venue. In summary, Tereza Joanne provided us with an exceptional venue to host our 100% PERFECT and very memorable wedding (ceremony and reception), against a backdrop of amazing views, complimented by it’s dedicated, caring, friendly, flexible, helpful and attentive staff. We really could not have wished for anything more! My one and only ‘disappointment’ was having to ‘disembark’ your fabulous boat at the end of the night, to make way for your next lucky guests! 🤣 Thanks a million for your dedication and hard work with helping this very happy couple enjoy our wonderful Caribbean cruise themed wedding, aboard your amazing venue on 20th August 2023! We lived the dream and loved every minute onboard Tereza Joanne! 💍 X

Dear Adrian, Michael, and Marion, I hope this message finds you all in the best of spirits! I wanted to take a moment to express my deepest gratitude for the spectacular 60th surprise birthday celebration you hosted for Glen on the Tereza Joanne this past Saturday, August 5th. First and foremost, let me commend you for providing a first-class venue that had everyone in awe. The Tereza Joanne served as the perfect backdrop for a truly unforgettable evening. The ambience, the views, and the overall atmosphere created an enchanting setting that set the tone for the entire event. And oh, the food! I must say, you've officially earned the title of "Masters of Culinary Delights." The spread was nothing short of a gourmet symphony, leaving taste buds singing and stomachs applauding. It's not every day that one gets to savor such culinary perfection amidst such breathtaking surroundings. Now, let's talk about your remarkable level of consideration. Marion, your attention to detail and seamless coordination did not go unnoticed. Adrian and Michael, your flexibility and patience in accommodating my numerous requests and last-minute changes were truly remarkable. You all managed to make the planning process as enjoyable as the celebration itself! I must confess, amidst all the elegance and sophistication, your warm and welcoming demeanor added an extra touch of magic to the evening. Adrian, your humor had everyone chuckling and genuinely at ease – a rare gift that made the entire experience even more memorable. In closing, I can't thank you enough for making Glen's 60th birthday a milestone that will forever hold a special place in our hearts. You went above and beyond, and your dedication and passion were evident in every aspect of the event. It's safe to say that the Tereza Joanne, under your care, sailed its way into our fondest memories. Here's to the Tereza Joanne crew – a team that turns dreams into reality, sets sails to joy, and sprinkles laughter along the way. Cheers to you all! Warmest regards, Marie & Glen Miller

We booked Tereza Joanne for our wedding, as we had attended a wedding there a few years back. And had a great time. Adrian (Chief) and Marian (Director) were brilliant very attentive and patient, especially as we had less than 2 months to organise. Sue and hubby from Creative Balloons were brilliant, giving us ideas and decorating the venue. The whole day was amazing! Best day ever. The staff were friendly and polite. And the DJ, John kept us all dancing. He played for all age groups. Everyone who attended said they loved the whole day and could not fault it at all.

We booked our trip with j&k coach tours on 13/07 was not sure what to expect but was not disspointed we had a great day on the tereza Joanne food was nice the bar staff was very friendly the Abba tribute act chique were great got everybody singing and danceing to all the Abba songs even if you are not a Abba fan' I'm sure you' would not find any think not to like about this great day aboard pleasantly surprised how nice the boat is and extra bonus with views from the city airport with planes it really overall was a great day!!! and highly would recommend it thank you for a great day :-) 🤗 keep up great work 🥰 🥰

I went here for a birthday party. The place is amazing the way its layed out. Ypu have top deck parking.staff are friendly.if i was to find ant fault it would be getting to the actual place. But it is a boathouse so its not gonna be at front of building if your driving.but good thing is sat nav takes you right there.great night great pictures

This was my first visit to this boat. It's not that easy to find using public transport. If driving, there is plent of free parking. It's facing the London City runway which is fascinating to watch. The sunset over the airport and Docklands was stunning. I attended a Soulfine party with DJs playing an array of jazz, funk, r&b, house and soul. Fantastic music and friendly people. The big bonus of this boat is the staff. All friendly and efficient going that extra mile to ensure our visit was perfect.

amazing lovely looking boot does great food and the event that are held here are great night ,out for all ages

We went for a cockney knees up by coach and were wonderfully entertained by Gordon Bennett. We were a coach party and there was another there so 80 plus people. Food came quickly and was basic but tasty. Drink prices reasonable.Staff very nice and friendly. Catering may depend on what you charter but for me it needs to be improved a bit - perhaps some fresh bread with the meal and some jugs of iced water. Also - the entrance area to the boat needs to be worked on - some pots and hanging baskets would help and it is essential they clean up the rubbish in the dock that accumulates around the boat - it was horrible. Not their fault but they need to deal with it as it creates a really bad first impression. Having said that, coach access was excellent and the views are great. The atmosphere was 4 star at least and the value for money seems good.

Attended an all white party at location and impressed with the big space and reasonable free parking facilities. Live bar located in the middle of the room but no toilet ok the floor level you need to go downstairs. Very nice atmosphere.

We visited as part of an organised trip, the theme was one of their “Cockney Matinee”. The entertainment was excellent, lots of old songs, not all of a cockney theme but plenty to singalong and have fun. The staff were exceptional! Very friendly, efficient and professional. The food was pre-ordered, as you would expect when catering for 120+, and to be honest was not top quality, however it was hot and well cooked and presented. All in all a thoroughly pleasant afternoon.

Sometimes, when you get presented with a buffet - the food is always a bit mediocre, having been made in large batches and sitting out there for ages. This, however, was excellent. There were both vegetarian and meat options available and everything was full of flavour, well cooked and in plentiful supply. The curry was very nice and the meat was tender, and not at all fatty. Couldn't be faulted! The bar was well stocked and reasonably priced. The staff were also very friendly. Despite being extremely difficult to find, the actual place was lovely.

We rented this place for our Xmas party this year and the team agreed that this was the best party yet. Food was great - we went for the buffet style and there were so many options to choose from. Doesn't matter if you're not a meat eater there was something for everyone. Whether or not you're a vegetarian; the curried cauliflower was a must have. Dessert was also really good. There was alot of space for dancing and the staff were really friendly too. Nice view overseeing Canary Wharf. Would definately recommend.

What a fabulous night out this was. Our whole group thoroughly enjoyed the whole evening. The security on the door, bar staff, all the staff respectful and helpfull, great music, great vibe and great people. You definately become part of the SOUL FINE family.

What a great night. Food was very good considering they were for so many of us. The staff were helpful. The view was lovely and I would definately recommend this place for a company event. We will be definately booking again!

I attended a wedding here and I was hugely impressed. The staff were highly skilled and attentive to all our needs, the food well presented and excellent in both flavour and presentation. The view of the city lit up at night is marvellous. Can be...

This is a boat. On the Thames - it puts on its own events but also allows others to book it out for there event. I was invited to a 50th Birthday party, a good 100+ people where there. The atmosphere is great, the boat...

This really is a special place. Yes its a boat but permanently moored, we were there for a 50 birthday party as the place rents out as a venue. However it does do other public events on a regular basis for any one to go....