Take The Shake in Newcastle upon Tyne

Late and be for paying I check my order be for paying good job I did pancake stone cold and get 4 of them which are no bigger then a two pound coin and the slush was melted and the custard was not even warm and the oldschool cake was the lowest of qualities may as well been a dry brick try to change me £23 pound if you order from here check your order be for paying 👎👎👎

The hot dog was worth 40p and what’s with mayonnaise and ketchup - the cheese and jalapeños and the brownie bends

Nachos did not have any salsa jalapeños dip or any cheese on barely

Delivery driver was very pleasant too!

Always loved the milkshakes from here, never had a problem with them being late or not turning up at all. And nice discount when you collect 6 stamps!

Worst food I have ever eat. This place needs shut down

not very happy as i only have cash and was making a big order and he refused me a delivery driver because he said he was busy he should have more than 1 drivers on DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!

I would never order again, this is literally a desert counter in a convenience store without any safety checks and the cookie dough is made in a microwave oven which is one of the smallest portion you can get for 6 quid. Ridiculous experience!!!!

Pancakes store bought tiny milkshake was nice but was traumatised by the pancakes

My delivery hasn’t came so I rung the shop to be greeting off an answering machine stating they can’t take call and you can’t leave a message there words on answering machine

Waffle was hard as a rock, needed a hammer to eat it no joke!!!

Ordered a Rainbow Cake for my friend and I’m not sure if they’re colour blind because it was plain vanilla and most definitely not rainbow (like a plain cake) 🫣 Please don’t advertise a rainbow cake if it’s not going to be rainbow

cheesecake was out of date and sour

Saw the driver get out his car come to my garden didn’t even knock and drive off

disgusting food!!!! ordered nachos and got a box of cool original doritos and a sprinkle of cheese which was also vile. DISGUSTING

Everything was absolutely lovely! Milkshake was spot on the sundaes PERFECT! Cake was lovely too will definitely order again 10/10

Absolutely disgusted I ordered cookie dough and got the tiniest bit for £6.50 don’t order off here. What a absolute waste of my money. Well excited for nothing.

Get told to enjoy my food, it didn’t even arrive. Waited over 2hrs as well. Total joke.

The order never turned up didn't have any option to cancel the order at all and when you try to call the shop to see where your order is they don't answer even after trying to ring for over 1 hour would not recommend at all

It says it’s dropped my food off but it hasn’t

School cake is not old school cake and £6 for sweets that come in a cup and are meanly massive marshmallows 😡😡 never again £16.50 for not even old schools cake and custard and a cup of sweets

Ordered a large mix up and received some sort of slush drink instead 🤣

DID NOT RECIEVE MILKSHAKES, JUST EAT MADE THE STATUS AS ENJOY YOUR FOOD THOUGH I HAD NOT RECIEVE ANYTHING

My order was so late and when I got it my cup of sweets was half empty! Will not be ordering again from here I waited 2 hours for my delivery

My order didn't arrived and not answering the phone . I wouldn't recommend this shop

Charged me £10 for banana pancake but all you get is 4 small pancakes with few small slices of banana on with little chocolate! Charged me £10 no change or anything! Ridiculous!

Still hasn’t arrived been waiting 3 hours and it’s asking me to leave a review when it hasn’t even turned up wow terrible

Took over 2 hours to be delivered, 1 hour after it said it was out for delivery. After eight sunday was snide after eights, strawberry lindt milkshake tastes like vanilla, and kinder cake was dry as sticks. Considering the prices of everything is so high and you're paying £4 for delivery, it's awful. Will never order again.

It was late. Staff were ignorant on the phone. Waffle was undercooked and disgusting. Don’t use these for anything they can’t even cook a waffle.

Disgusting 🤢 the frappuccino tasted like they had a full jar of coffee in them and a table spoon of caramel..

Milkshakes tasted like sour milk, pancakes were cold 🤢🤢

One of the best desert in newcastle . Waffles,Brownie and cheesecake are very delicious and milkshakes are super thick and lovely , 100% recommended.. Thanks to take the shake to provide as a good waffles and milkshakes …👌👌👌👌👍👍👍👍

Same As I like Amazing milkshake Thank your very much take the shake 100% recommend again Will be back soon

I order and my food said it had arrived but never turned up to my door

Lovely but the delivery was over 1 hour after delivery time given late very poor

Delivery driver left the bag on my door handle and didn’t even knock so when I’ve opens the door the bag has of course fell on the floor and the sweets have all came out

Food was cold and the banoffee waffle I ordered was just bananas there was no toffee at all so it went to waste I paid more for toffee when I basically could have got a plain waffles and bananas for cheaper not happy

£11 for stuffed strawberries yet they were just coated in cheap chocolate and all of 7 of them. The the driver is very rude and milkshake not in his car not covered up I binned the full order. Don’t waste your money

Took a long time to arrive, and the shake was not packaged in any way - it was just loose in their car. It was delicious though.

Food; Good. Wait time; Poor. Take the Shake is a little dessert counter at the back of a convenience store. We walked past the store once without even realising due to lack of signage. We had to wait for around ten minutes before even being served due to lack of staff, as there was only one man running the whole store (the poor guy was ran off his feet). In the end it took around half an hour to get our order as the guy had to run back and forth to the till at the front of the store to serve other customers. The kinder cake (classed as Pastry) was tasty. The cheesecake was ok, could tell it was mass produced. The cookie dough was lovely. The milkshake was nice and creamy. The "Fanta Frozen" wasn't actual brand, it was generic 'slush puppy' slushie, which was very heavy on syrup. All in all this place just needs a dedicated member of staff and all of its problems would be sorted.

Food was really nice but driver was rude, did not even leave his car or attempt to bring it to the door.

One of the best desert in Newcastle I love milkshakes and waffles , cheese cake and brownies was very delicious The milkshake was a very thick Waffles was very good Thanks to take the shake to provide as a good milkshake and waffles 👍👍👍👍👍👌👌👌👌

This was my 3rd time ordering and the 2nd time there is problems with my order I didn't get what I ordered today

Delivery driver a little rude but as always the food and sodas are superb brilliant desert place.

So the pancakes are 6 pound but there just the scotch pancakes you get from the shop. I was very angry when I seen them. Want my money back

Food wasn’t as expected and cold on arrival. Delivery was super quick though :)

Best milkshakes! Thick, tasty and lots of little chunks to eat 😋 cheesecake are lovely as well! Would 100% recommend

What a shame! This used to be my go to takeaway but after the rip off £5.95 hotdog, it’s slipped down a few places. £5.95 is Rollover territory not a cheap one smothered in tomato sauce and mustard…. I’m still looking for the jalapeños!

Our order was wrong and our misding item was substituted with something of much less value than the £5 item I'd ordered and paid for. The milkshakes were lovely, the brownie okay and the substitute cornflake thing was inedible.

Half the food ordered was cold and couldn't be eaten as staying in a hotel, driver was rude and very late with delivery will not order from here again, lots of other and more reliable take aways to choose from avoid this one

Firstly the driver came to the complete wrong place and I had to run up the road to him in -3 weather. Then the food quality was absolutely awful the brownie tasted like it was out of date and the cookie dough was freezing cold and hard.

Didn’t turn up at our door, can I please have a full refund or my food please?

smoothie was too milky so needed for fruit in it as was too much like a milkshake. And the corn flake was stale and didn't taste fresh.

Food was late. Pastry was an undercooked cake. Brownie was still eggs.

Stars mainly for the milkshake, lush and thick but could have a little more flavour of the Mars coming through. Usually love my chocolate dipped strawberries from a few different dessert places but had a good previous experience from here the last time I ordered as they were a good size, sweet and fresh and a decent amount of them (expected from the price). But this time the strawberries were tiny, either hard or off, there wasn't even a full box of strawberries or much to them for 9 quid so I don't think I'll be ordering them again, gutted :( Sticky orange cake was lush and tastes just like a jaffa cake. Decent portion and soft/fresh tasting. Will still try out cake and maybe milkshakes still if they have a bit more flavour. Strawbs way too expensive for what you receive! Thanks :-)

Absolutely gorgeous. Delicious pudding and I received a free slice of cake. Will be back.

wow an amazing friendly helpful driver

Lovely food, with additional scoop of delicious vanilla ice cream and huge piece of chocolate cake (thank you!). Super polite and friendly delivery driver. Would order again 👍

Food was great, quick delivery. Delivery driver was very friendly, they ran out of cornflake tart but replaced it with old school cake and gave us a free brownie for the inconvenience. Great service and will definitely be coming back

One of my new favourite places! The cookie dough is amazing as is the chocolate pastry (cake). The delivery drivers are also really polite when arriving with your order.

First time for this one! The food is perfect and the free cake was appreciated!

First time using never again full order was wrong and ice cream was all melted waste of money

You have to taste banana shake it’s really good

Waffles were the best we’ve had, good portions, will definitely order again. These guys don’t have many reviews and it’s always scary ordering from a new place but they’re worth it and do lush grub! 6 stars 🌟

Always unsure trying a new place with few reviews, but the menu was looking good. Went for milkshakes and cookie dough. They didn’t have the cookie dough in stock so rang and I changed to brownie. Got to say the milkshake was thicc as and flavoury, the brownie was nice and covered in melted chocolate. Fast delivery. Overall a good experience

Dessert was absolutely amazing! The Milkshake was delicious and Delivery was Fast and arrived early. Thank you for an amazing Order again.