Portobello Beach Bistro in Edinburgh, City of

£19.80 for 2 americanos and 2 breakfast rolls that didn't even have butter that's not fair

Delicious cakes & nice coffee☕️😋

Warm and friendly, Panini's and coffee excellent 👍

Friendly staff and efficient service. Coffee and cake v tasty

Excellent stop in a 5 grd cold day!!

Been there today with some friends and because we already had lunch somewhere else, we were looking only for a warm place to sit and have a coffee. Been welcomed by someone who you could clearly see she couldn't be bothered working and could barely speak english - as non native British I do understand the struggle, but then hospitality is not the right job for someone who can barely have a conversation with customers. We sat down and ordered a flat white and 2 cappuccinos. I didn't want to be the Karen so I never complaint to them but I had a sip of coffee and tasted like Dish soap. I didn't drink it. But still paid £4.20 for such a disgusting coffee. Left really disappointed and quite annoied for paying something tasting so bad!!! None of us managed to drink the coffee. Food might be good, I don't know as I didn't have any but cakes on display looked awful and coffee was the worse thing I ever had! If you are looking for a coffee, DO NOT COME HERE!!!

Booked a table for 2 here for my daughter’s birthday treat. Cajun chicken and chips ( large and tasty) followed by chocolate cake with ice cream and iced coffee. Food was excellent and very filling. Loved the large chunky chips. Place is a hidden gem.

Had breakfast. It was freshly cooked to order!! Really tasty, can't fault the food or service. Will definitely eat there again.

Very nice dog friendly place, amazing cakes and coffees, friendly staff.

Very nice and clean place, with sea view, ate very good fish and chips, I highly recommend it

Nice seaside with almost unlimited views

A cute little restaurant right on the promenade. You have a very good view of the sea. The food was very tasty and the portion was generous. The staff was also very friendly.

Its a beautiful place, calm and peaceful. Serving is great, food delicious. If you sit outside you are literally few steps from the beach. Everything here is just perfect! Higly recommend trip to Portobello and visit this small piece of paradise :-)

The man at the till was extremely rude and was on his phone all the time. Had to call him 5-6 times to get his attention.

The behaviour of the man at the till was disgusting. Very mean and very rude. No wonder the cafe was empty. Please learn some customer service. Very disappointing. I obliged to give 1 star because 0 star wasn’t available. Also the ice cream was probably expired, my sister had diarrhoea after having that.

We had a very tasty vegetarian breakfast. Service was good. This place is at the end of the promenade so less busy.

This was a lovely place to relax after a walk along the promenade which was extremely busy aswas the beach but with a bit of a walk got to less busy areas and the Bistro was surprisingly quiet. It was a beautiful sunny day. I just had a pint of Stella Artois which was rather pricey but understandable. But £6.50 is almost London prices and more inkeeping with city centre prices. None the less it was a very pleasant visit. I will definitely call in again next time I'm in the area.

The place is nice and the staff too. But my breakfast wasn't worth it. I would have liked a whole tomato, two sausages and a bit of toast added for the price I paid. Even if it was all organic it would still not be more than 10 pounds for the amount of food. I don't mind that there are limited options for vegans but at least make it worth the money for us. Hopefully in the future they will adjust it a bit.

Super Location, tolles Essen, bester Service. Schöne Einrichtung. Unbedingt zu empfehlen. Vom 1. Stock traumhafter Blick aufs Meer.

Top notch food, fast service, patient staff, efficient and affordable for what they serve ! excellent brunch too !!!

One of the staff member was super rude, no good morning no please no thank you.. he didn't tel me the price for my order just past the payment machine.. 😑 I ask for receipt and he roll his eyes on me 👍 have good day for you to 🫣

My wife and I popped in for a quick drink and a snack. We ordered two bottles of beer and a portion of chips. The waitress took the order and asked if we wanted ketchup or vinegar. We said yes and see set the table accordingly. The beers were provided promptly but the was no sign of the chips. After 30 mins I decided to ask for the bill and expressed my disappointment at not receiving the chips. The person at the till took the payment for the beer and asked the other staff who took the original order. The waitress admitted it was her, she was told she didn’t put the order throgh the system and she said ‘my bad’ and walked off. We didn’t receive an apology or explanation, they just carried on as if this appalling service was normal. Don’t be attracted by the location, this is a poor quality cafe pretending to be a bistro.

Not a good person works here. I asked him for a glass of ice. He refused. My friend turned her leg. I told him, ok, at least give him an ice pack. No, he didn’t. This place has no stars. There are many other cafes nearby and the people there are helpful

very poor. served up a toasted scone even after we said we did not want the scone warmed. Really felt as if they were serving up a toasted scone to disguise it was not fresh. Avoid.

Very poor service Chip reheated several times Very expensive milkshake not worth it. Asked if they had ice cream in the milkshakes they said yes then when it appeared. No ice cream

Great location on Portobello prom, staff were friendly enough and a good choice on the menu. However the food was fairly average, and very expensive for what it is. A fairly average burger and chips with no side salad was £15.00, which is what you might expect to pay in some gourmet places. Just not worth the money.

Avoid! Owner is a totally not nice person. Refusing water for a dog.

Best coffee I ever had for long time 👏🏼👏🏼

Very nice Location directly at the beach. Super nice service and a lot of options for breakfast, lunch and dinner! Really enjoyed it here :)

Nice restaurant at a beautiful spot!

Awesome place for breakfast. The service is really great.

Lieblose abfertigung, Service geht anders. Die angestellten wirkten alles andere als glücklich. Das Essen schmeckte als ob das öl der friteusse schon tagelang das gleiche war. Hatten dannach beide einen komischen Magen. Nicht zu empfehlen

The fish and chips were deep fried with old oil. For that it was way too pricey. The service was mediocre. It's almost at the beach, so that gave some atmosphere.

A nice bistro right at the northern end of Portobello beach. Due to the non-central location, it was much quieter there, which we found very good. The authorities were all very friendly, quick and attentive. If possible, space is also created for larger groups without making the other guests suffer. We had a lovely time there.

Sadly stumbled upon this place at the end of our trip so only managed to visit once for drinks and cake. Lovely cafe / restaurant inside and a nice location overlooking the sea. We only had teas, coffees, wine and cakes so can't comment on the food but the menu did look lovely so we were disappointed we wouldn't get to eat here. The drinks were good, the cakes were delicious and the service was excellent.

Great place. I can imagine it gets very busy on sunny days. Friendly staff and convenient if you are on the beach. No complaints 👌.

Quite rude staff. I was running a marathon and was really desperate to go to the bathroom so I went in and ask politely and (almost) beggingly if I can use the bathroom real quick. A female staff said I can but then I was stopped halfwayby a male staff who shooed me away. I asked again politely explaining the situation but he refused to talk to me and just 'kicked me out'.

Excellent place to eat. I had the seafood pasta, best I've had, great views, busy place when the sun is out was there on 18 May

Fantastic fish and chips, fast service and a beautiful restaurant, definitely would recommend if you want a good meal by the sea.

The food and coffee are very delicious! The service and atmosphere are great! Highly recommended

Highly recommend this place! Very tasty food, great quality coffee and a very warm and welcoming service. As an extra a beautiful view!

Terrible service staff especially Indian guy was really rude. AVOID AT ALL COST too expensive definitely not worth it. Beer was flat and food was disgusting

Open very early. Sea views. Dog friendly. The owner always has a friendly attitude. Takeaway coffee counter (& ice-cream) that opens onto the promenade. Child meals are high quality: kids chicken nuggets of whole breast chunks, lightly battered & freshly made. Sunny outdoor seating in direct sunlight available in late afternoon & early evening. Serves evening meals & drinks.

Very good food and nice service! Highly recommend:)

Staff extremely friendly and polite, food was delicious had the soup and panini and coffee's enjoyed the view of the beach nice and quiet end of Portobello highly recommend will definitely go back

Excellent atmosphere, attention and atmosphere of the place, in front of the beach, so you can enjoy a view of the sea

First impressions, a very lovely bistro. Service was quick and very polite. The food was delicious, I had the fish and chips. It was cooked perfectly with lovely bubbly batter. The desserts were lovely. Good selection of beer and lots of other drinks. Highly recommend

Very nice place for a nice few mile walk

Incredible food. Came with my partner and our dog to have lunch and a catch up with an old friend. Staff were very friendly and accommodating to us. Got ice cream before we left.

Best service in the area. Superb.

The best hot chocolate ever! Delicious soup and very friendly staff. Dog friendly too!

Lovely little spot by the sea. Had some delicious soup and tea. Great views and friendly staff :)

Lovely cafe by the beach front, staff are very quick and friendly, lovely food and options! We went 3 days in a row :)

Lovely staff, perfect food and right on the beach in a really nice location! We came 3 days in a row as our Airbnb was around the corner haha

Super nice place...on the seafront! Very pleasant and smiling staff!

Best coffee in portobello, friendly, clean, great food, great views… everybody needs to come here on there promenade walk

Lovely friendly staff delicious food😋nice views 🥰😍😍coffee 😍

We come here every week. It has the best coffee I have tasted. Their bacon rolls are to die for and the waffles and berries are delicious. Do yourself a favour and have a latte here it is delicious. The Graham family

Great place for coffee and food very friendly staff

We been to portobello beach today and we pass by this lovely Bistro. Excellent food, great coffee. Definitely we will be back.

This cafe is gorgeous, right by the beach with a beautiful view. The staff are great and never fail to make you smile!! The food is amazing with many choices. Must try!!!

The food was amazing, a lovely place to spend the afternoon :)

The best coffee place in Edinburgh

Such kind service, such delicious coffee. We were very happy to stumble upon this cafe!

Lovely food, great service. Will definitely be back.

Opens early and ready for great coffee. Fab little place where you can sit n or out and enjoy the views of the sea.

Great food, lovely clean presented restaurant with an ace view

Very good food and very friendly

Great cafe and well worth the 4 mile walk from my house. Egg rolls (2 eggs) are magnificent

Hot chocolate was really yummy!

Cute place!! With very nice outdoor and indoor seats:)

Owner is very friendly and always happy to give you the best experience. Hopefully summer is there and can’t wait to have few beers outside seating area .

I'm a regular customer, visiting at least once per week. It's my favourite cafe in Portobello!

Top spot and very dog friendly!

Lovely tea & service.. clean and fresh, amazing looking cakes for another time!

Nice staff , good food and drinks ! Very recommended 👌

Delicious seafood stew, coffee and cakes (among other food options). Have been coming to Portobello Beach Bistro for number of years now. Very friendly staff, this place is brilliant. Highly recommended.

Amazing service, lovely staff and the best coffee in Edinburgh!

Great food, staff and location. Beach frontage is a plus

Beautiful location right on Portobello Beach, restaurant is recently updated and is charming and clean. Food and service are top notch.

On a quiet early evening we went to the Bistro having read good things about the fish and chips and they didn't disappoint. A good piece of fish with crunchy batter with doorstep chips, peas and a chunky tartar sauce

Great things come in small packages! Had the loveliest time chatting with the owner about his story and how wonderful Edinburgh is! Amazing service, great options, clean and the cutest cafe in the area!

What a find, very good service.

Absolutely shocking service didn’t understand what we were ordering had to ask for a latte and the bill twice and got our order wrong . The full portobello breakfast was disgusting 🤢 one sausage which smelt off, under cooked tomato a spars slice of haggis and black pudding and one piece of cheap fatty bacon ,On the waffles we ordered with bananas and it’s came with blueberries . When we arrived the table was sticky and when they wiped it down it stayed sticky . A-swell as all that when we were eating they would linger around us eating . And all of this came to an extortionist price. Would not recommend at all had been the worst breakfast I have ever had , don’t waste ur money there !!

Very stale pastry and cardboard flavoured coffee

Visited here for breakfast , not been here in months and it remains the same . Very unwelcoming atmosphere and staff ! There is a very strange vibe between staff overpriced basic food and the cakes were stale. Owner does not seem to care about poor feedback .

Just be aware if you visit this place-could be good for a drink or quick refreshment but you have to face Sticky tables, poor quality of food for a really high price. Awfully waste if money.

Great place to stop for tea and a scone or cake in the afternoon. Service was excellent, food was good, and the location by the beach was unbeatable.

Every Saturday with dad Jimmy and my sister Maureen and Elvis the dog. I am Liz. I myself live in Portobello and have been for lunch. My birthday with my friends who surprised me. The restaurant gave me a lovely cheese cake and three spoons so we could all share. Lovely touch. I will be there each Saturday for breakfast. Jimmy dad going on Caribbean Cruise so it will just be myself Maureen and Elvis the dog. Recommend 10 stars. Thanks. Liz x

F… this place! I wish I read the reviews before embarking on this awful experience. £6.50 for a scoop of ice cream and a cup of tea. At first I asked to take away as we just went in to use the loo on the Christmas Day. The ambient wasn’t bad I have to admit and there were plenty of tables so I asked if we could sit down for a bit. So he quickly changed the price from £3 to £6.50. Then I tried my tea and it was too sweet; I asked for two sugar, but he probably put two tablespoons of sugar instead. He said all he could do was to add some water. They don’t have a clue on how to deal with customers, honestly, they are from a different world. On top of that, there was also this bigoted woman( also from a different world) with her kids and poor husband going around the place spreading nastiness and ugliness on a Christmas Day. This woman was so rude to my child and myself as she passed by that I nearly exploded in anger and the only thing that prevented me from doing so was that it was Christmas. Don’t come back saying I haven’t warned you! 🥸

Called in when walking the prom about 14.30. Very quiet. No rolls. Soup OK véry nice locally baked bread.

Excellent my dad and sister with Elvis dog are there every Saturday morning coffee is the best I have ever had five stars lovely staff also x

Oh dear what a shame. This place is in such a stunning position and could be so fabulous. Dirty sticky tables. The staff hovered and stared until we placed an order then kept looking and staring. The place smells of dirty oil and fish. Staff polite but need to read the room better. Very pricey $$&& for very basic food.

Great food and great service. Food was piping hot and tasted great. Very good value for money. Thier coffee is to die for.

Sticky table and sour coffee!!! Don't recommend…

gave me the wrong milk for coffee. cheating. high prices and dangerous and suspicious products.

The worst place I've ever visited; extremely rude staff. We purchased drinks for take away as there were no available tables. Later, a table opened up, so we sat down to enjoy our drinks. However, we were asked to leave when other customers arrived for both drinks and food, under the pretext that the table was reserved – in reality, it was because we weren't ordering food. It was pouring rain that day, and we were forced to leave. I strongly discourage anyone from visiting this place. The manager is extremely rude, he doesn't know how to deal with people and this person will ruin this establishment.

Extremely disappointed. The Turkish guy at the counter knows nothing about the hospitality. Forget the pricing. Customer has money that’s why they come to eat at this place. But the way they treat you is horrible and rude. Not worth going to this place at all.

This is run down, overpriced and pretty depressing. I didn’t dare take a look in the kitchen.

Nice place to relax with a cold beer Walked from city centre ready for refreshments. The service was great Ordered inside and a nice gentleman brought us our drinks. Stayed for 2 rounds relaxing watching the sea. I'd imagine it will be mega busy come the summer