Noggin's Old Fish Bar in North Somerset - Phone Number, Reservations, Reviews

Large portion of chips was ridiculously small.

I went in and asked for 2 battered sausages, chips and a pot of curry sauce, they firstly forgot the curry sauce which meant I had to go back in to ask for some, once i thought the problem was sorted, I realised they completely forgot our chips, which meant we had to waste more of our time to go back and ask for them. Dreadful service, and the food was bang average

Just purchased my fish and chip lunch. It was ABSOLUTELY AWFUL. Purchased at 12.20pm I would have thought everything would have been freshly cooked. However, this is what I found.....fish hard and very dry, chips looked old, poor quality little bits of potato's used, lots of black bits, dry and I am sure they were last nights leftovers refried, they were discusting. I didn't eat more than two mouthfuls. I gave it to the dogs. I wished I'd thought to just take it back to them. I will NEVER buy from Noggins again. Update: They have lost 9 customers so far because of this faux pad

Best chips in Nailsea ans great staff. We go nearly every Thursday

Fantastic real Fish and Chip shop and the Kebabs are amazing

Without a shadow of doubt the busiest and best traditional fish and chip shop in the Bristol area. Everything is fresh and the service is exceptional 👌

Writing this review in anticipation of my upcoming visit from my home in Orlando, Florida. I'm sure my fish & chip dinner here will be awesome.

Staff are always friendly and keen to help.food is good and not normally a long time to wait if not allready cooked

Best chippie in the area by miles. Service is incredible and food fresh and delicious. Staff lovely. The preferred choice from Ujima Radio 📻 fm and dab.

Best fish and chip shop in nailsea. Owner is a really nice dude, and their kebabs are honestly the best I've ever tasted, plus my daughter goes mad for their milkshakes

Very good fish and chips and not a long wait at about 6 pm on Saturday. Can't say better than that.

Favourite fish and chip shop in nailsea

Stopped off for lunch break during our day. Cod with chips were very nice, good quality, and nicely cooked . The size of the fish was a little on the small side but was ok for us as it was just a quick lunch stop. Would definitely use it again, but maybe not if we were proper hungry.

Excellent food excellent staff best chippy around by far.

Monday 7th August. Bought cod and chips and a pie and chips. Absolutely Beautiful cooked to perfection. Good portions 10 times better than the high Street chippy! Steve and Nikki Thorogood

Chips were some of the best I have had. Good large cod. Highly recommend

Great food, helpful and friendly staff, an all round winner. If you fancy fish and chips there really isn't anywhere better!

Update on the review below: Too expensive as curry sauce is now £2.70 and has gone up by £1.10 in six months and the other food prices are astronomical and portions smaller! I won’t be going again! The old review: Noggins Fish and Chip shop in Nailsea is great but needs a tip box for the lovely staff!!! I did a bad review of this chip shop years ago, but now believe it’s extremely good and so I’ve deleted my old review!! The chips are lovely and so the sausages and fish and the milkshakes are lovely!! Unfortunately I’m now vegan so can only have the lovely chips and curry sauce!! Not that I regret going vegan it’s the best thing I’ve done!! 😭🙂 My only complaint is that there’s no tip box for the amazing staff, who work extremely hard and are exceptionally polite and professional, that’s all of them!! I’d be very happy to be able to reward their fantastic service and am sure many other customers feel the same!! 🙂

Local Chippy…been around for years…must be good 😀

Excellent service, friendly staff 😊and really lovely food 😋

Lovely kababs .and fab fish and chips

The chips and curry sauce mmmmmm

Large Cod, chips, curry sauce and mushy peas all cooked to perfection. Fish was brilliant white and moist, coated in a light crispy bater. Chips were cooked just right, fluffy inside and a little crisp on the outside. Curry sauce nice and tasty and not runny. Mushy peas were also tasty, not runny and were the correct colour green. The ladies serving were pleasant and very helpful. All in all a very good meal. Thank you guys.

Always great Fish and Chips, recommended 👌

If you like chips done the proper way then this is the place to go👍

Went some months ago - awful - dried-up fish and chips. Went again when quite busy. Got them to reluctantly cook some fresh cod rather than the big heap of pre-cooked. Fish was good, although heavy, thick batter, but chips again awful - dry and hard. Obviously had cooked a huge batch some time before. Not wasting £10 again.

Beautiful fish and chips and tasty mixed kebab on fridays

Great staff friendly, great food

Like everything these days. Expensive

Best fish and chips in the area and still great value considering the state of the economy

The most efficient chip shop ever. Decent portion sizes and nice food.

One of the nicest fish and chip shops in town

Very friendly staff and quick food turnaround no matter how busy it gets. Parking nearby can be tricky

This is my local chip shop. When arriving at 6pm there was alot of customers waiting inside and outside the door. a 20minute wait just to get inside the chip shop,... I asked why there is such a long wait! Was replied with " waiting for chips " I then said "this is a chip shop, how can this happen when you have lot's of fish and pie's etc stacked up...but no chips? I spoke to the owner, Mr. Noggin... He just said, go somewhere else!

Great chippy, loads of choice, proper chips & friendly staff. Best in Nailsea

Apart from the usual fish and chips type things they have kebab counter with very tasty items.

Great, established chippy in the older part of town, that's been around since I was a lad. Good selection and friendly, quick service. Top notch.

Very popular chippie and I can see why!! As a veggie I would recommend the veggie burger as the best choice and the salad boxes are great, though more veggie choices in future would be amazing. This place also makes *(big claim coming!!) The best garlic mayo I have ever tasted!

Brilliant lovely food great service and friendly 😀👍

Really tasty food and all the staff are friendly and helpful.

Nice food but expensive for what you get

Excellent fish and chips. Definitely worth a visit.

Best fish and chip in miles. Kebabs are quality too, all about that lemon dressing 👌🏼

Great battered fish & chips fast service

Had pie and chips there today it was very poor would never go back.

Meh , tbf its usually fantastic! But today wasn't up to par.

Great fish,very helpful friendly staff always cheerful.

Great fish and chips . Staff always willing to assist .

Best Fish and Chips I have ever tasted, anywhere in the world.

Always friendly and good value. My father's preferred fish and chip shop, loves me getting him some from this shop whenever we're passing.

Everything is well cooked and big portions.

Best chips in the West Country!

Decent, but would be good if it was open later on Fridays and Saturdays.

Good fish and chips Served quickly during difficult times. Staff just needed reminding/checking on order but everything was ok

Really good fish and chips and an alright kebab. Don't think I've been disappointed when buying from here.

We’ve been going to Noggins for about 4 years, about once a month. I promise myself every time to do a review, but never do.The food is outstanding. As is the service.We drive past 2 other fish and chip shops to get there, but it’s worth it.

Good fish and chips, best in Nailsea.

Great fish and chips a there kebabs r nice staff pleasant recommended

Best Fish & Chips in the South West. Thoroughly recommended.

Been using Noggins for over 30 years now. As good today as it always has been! Crisp chips and even crispier batter. Tasty fish and blow out Donners. All at competitive prices.

Good quality food for a low price

Noggin great fish n chips amongst other things sold Inc kebabs fresh salid served with kebabs. Fridays are extreamly busy night fish is chunky very polight staff when ordering and handing over your food

I have lived in Nailsea for pretty much 40 years and this has always been my go to Fish and Chip shop out of the 2 we have in Nailsea. Always nice food from here and the service is great too!

Amazing food. Great service. Highly recommend for both Kebabs or Fish and Chips.

Lovely fish and chips. Chips were large and nicely done. Shop was very clean and the staff couldn't do enough to help

Been twice bad large fish and chipsBut there was so much betterThat I had to a trawerman To find the fish inside It must be a gone into hidingAnd the chip were overcookedI almost broke a toothNot the bestIt I rated the place out tenI give it one and a half

I live close by and occasionally visit noggins. So this review is based on experience over a long period of time and not on a one off visit. Food, whether you have fish n chips or a Kabab, the quality of the food is on the whole excellent. We have friends coming from Weston-super-Mare specifically for a Noggins because they can’t find better there. The fish is moist with a golden crispy batter, the chips are crisp n plentiful and the potato is soft and fluffy. If you Want chips with your kabab then you do need to order them separately, no hardship just place your order for the kabab and then queue for the chips 9 out of 10 times you will be back before the kabab is ready, if you are not the staff are friendly and will keep you kabab warm for you.If you have had a one off bad experience then I suggest you give noggins another try because it’s the best around.

Every time we have visited the food has been hot and tasty. Never had a bad experience. Staff very friendly and always excellent service.

I have been coming here on and off for the last 3 years, no problems with the food at all other than stingy portion size when it comes to the chips. within these 3 years countless of times orders have been messed up only to drive half way across town to find out and have to go all the way back due to a lack of competency for putting food in paper. I was the only in the store this time, asked what for my order, looking directly into my eyes and yet unable to manage remembering 3 fish and chips, some how the 3rd never made it into the bag.

Brilliant traditional fish and chips

Amazing, well organized and tasty food ad well.

Backwards ordering. Waited 7 mins for kebabs to be done (thats fine) she tried to take the money after they were ready, i said id like a bag of chips as well. Was told id have to wait different que for chips! (The que was now going out the door!) So kebabs went under the hot plate while i waited a further 8 mins for the que to go down for a 2 quid measly handful of over cooked chips! No signs to say to order chips and kebabs separately. So what should have been a quick trip turned into 15 mins of my life ill never get back! The kebab girl could have easily got me some chips as i wasn't aware you had to order in 2 different places but nope she made me get in line. (There was no one there when i walked in) and no one else behind me waiting for a kebab. The only way i can see to do it is take 2 people in... one waits for kebabs and one waits for chips! Ball ache! Its one establishment so should all order at the same till ! Would not reccomend at all! Edit- ordered sausage and chips delivery during lock down. The battered sausage was dripping with grease i couldn't eat it...every bite was a mouth full of grease! Gross! Definitely done with this establishment now.

I'm afraid your customer service from some stuck up girl who serv food in there is totally not acceptable .The girl takes the Mickey in front of her friends out of people with learning difficulties and this girl has just awarded you a 1 star well done .

Ordered fish and chips to be delivered and it arrived after 10 minutes. Wonderful food and such a great help in this difficult time, thank you so much to the staff when so many places are closed

Ordered at 7.30 tonight and it was on my doorstep within 10/15 minutes. Outstanding service! Very polite staff!

Amazing service and great food 😍

Lovely freshly cooked fish and chips. I only found this one because our usual was closed but will go here in future.

Great fish and chips you can't go wrong

Recommended chippy. Very quick. Amazing tasting. Keep an eye on opening times as have been closed at times that I would have expected them to be open. Amazing tho!!

Livia told me that chicken had to be cooked like this and that customers liked their chicken "Crispy" Mr Noggin obviously doesn't value my custom....he didn't call back when arranged by Livia. Please look at photo below ..I call this incinerated!

Always love the food!!! The staff are always chirpy. The kebabs are amazing. Would recommend defo. x

I love noggins the chips are great the fish is fluffy and the kebabs are top drawer - friendly service reasonable prices - what's not to like

Lovely meal, freshly cooked, spotlessly clean and kind, friendly staff, great value for money, perfect!

Waited 7 mins for kebabs to be done (thats fine) she tried to take the money after they were ready, i said id like a bag of chips as well. Was told id have to wait different que for chips! (The que was now going out the door!) So kebabs went under the hot plate while i waited a further 8 mins for the que to go down for a 2 quid measly handful of over cooked chips! No signs to say to order chips and kebabs separately. So what should have been a quick trip turned into 15 mins of my life ill never get back! The kebab girl could have easily got me some chips as i wasn't aware you had to order in 2 different places but nope she made me get in line. (There was no one there when i walked in) and no one else behind me waiting for a kebab. The only way i can see to do it is take 2 people in... one waits for kebabs and one waits for chips! Ball ache! Its one establishment so should all order at the same till ! Would not reccomend at all!

Best fish a chips in nailsea. Very clean polite staff. Food is great.10/10 Parking can be a bit tight as.it gets very busy. I can recomend the curry sauce with chips very good. 😊😊😊

Excellent food & excellent service!

Best fish and chips in town,they are also serving a great kebab here.

Best cod I've had in years will go back when I'm next in the area.

Chip were disgusting fish was ok but not as good as it use to be a few years ago really disappointed!

Usually a good service but messed up our order this time and expected us to queue again to sort it out. Not good

If you are a lover of chip shops you must try this one You will not be disappointed The haddock is my favourite, worth waiting a few minutes while it's cooked fresh to order 10/10

Food was ok, but order was prepared wrong had to go back to get the extra portion they missed, they then told us they never charged us so had to back home to get money and make a third trip, poor customer service seeing as they made the mistake in taking the order in the first place. Only went as Nailsea fish bar was closed, wont make that mistake again!

they have no reguard for the well being of the potatoes they are brutally mutilating innocent potatoes to make "chips". disgusting! good fish tho

This is such a lovely old English fish and chip shop. The staff are all local and really friendly. They've been in business and we all go back there for the service! There's other fish bars around but this trumps them all for service.

Fish and chip shop tucked away on the backroads of Nailsea but well worth the trip good value and good service I advise that you order fish to be cooked to order to ensure that it is at it's best ,the same with most fish bars

Great fish and chips. Friendly staff.

I used to love it but now it's just lost its taste.

Great service, friendly staff, great tasting fish and chips. May be a bit of a wait at busy times but all food is freshly cooked and certainly worth the wait.

Noggins definitely do the best kebabs in Nailsea.

Cold food, year old chips, the service is horrible, stay far away