Mariners in North East Lincolnshire

Tonight's fish n chips were delicious 10/10...Delivery service so quick.

If I could give -100 stars I would!!!! Food never arrived! When I called the owner was extremely rude and swore at me! Threatened that if I wasn't willing to wait another 20 minutes he would cancel my order and this is after the food is already over an hour late! Don't waste your time or money on this disgusting place! The reviews speak for themselves.

Disgusting attitude and service. The food was supposed to take up to 40 mins to arrive. We called after 45mins for an update and were greeted with a bad attitude and told to either wait another 20 mins or cancel. We said we would wait, 30 mins passed and still nothing. I called back and got a bad attitude again being told it had only been 2 mins since we called so we had to wait 20 mins still. That was a blatant lie, it had been 30 mins. His attitude was shocking and he kept telling me to just cancel. I told him to cancel it, was hung up on and he didn't cancel it, I had to get Uber Eats to do it. Judging by the other reviews that I've only just seen, I've been lucky to avoid having the food delivered. Got a refund and went to McDonald's instead. Shocking, it's like he wanted us to cancel the order the whole time which we eventually did. Just close the shop or stop accepting Uber Eats orders if you're not gonna deliver them anyway.

Disgusting VILE! and that's just the owners attitude! Delivery was over an hour late and when I called I got a load of verbal abuse! They wouldn't cancel the order so I had to mess about cancelling it through Uber eats. They accept your order then tell you 2 hours later that they are too busy and you can either wait longer or they will cancel your order! Con men!!

We enjoy the chicken donner kebabs here immensely, cooked fresh to order. Friendly staff too. Big portions served how you want it.

A genuinely, surprisingly awful experience. Very late. Food arrived cold and the order was incorrect. Squashed pie, watery gravy, cold chips, standard pizza instead of a platter. Lied to regarding delivery time on the phone first time, second time a dismissive "call you back in five minutes". Never did get that phonecall. If they quote a delivery time to you, whether by ubereats, justeat or whatever, Add an hour. At least. I'd recommend trying somewhere else though.

RIGHT!!! Not impressed. Absolutely freezing Donna meat was like rubber there was more sauce than meat just a completely waste of money would never eat there again. Heartbroken all I wanted was a cheeky kebab and instead I got complete rubbish!!!

Calzone perfect, chips really dry, Also chicken overcooked, dry not much meat on chicken for price,

chicken could do with flavour instead of just being fried plain and not over cooked on the outside

Food still hasnt arrived but it says it has

worst takeaway i have ever not eaten peas and curry sauce was watery and tasteless fish was all batter and smelled weird chips were inedible went straight into the bin and was late and cold 🥶

Received food very warm and cook fresh while i was sat waiting very good customer service very chatty would definitely recommend for future orders

Was very delicious and very warm when received the food would definitely recommend

chips and fish batter dry and hard fish dry and cold

Very good food and fast delivery

Food amazing,Carlos amazing and had a laugh

Food was sour and slimy. Chicken just smelt like rotting fish. Food was cold and stale. Garlic mayo was so sour I couldn't even eat it. Wouldn't recommend wasting money on this, definitely go to char grill. The only decent thing was the garlic bread

Absolute disgrace, how dear you deliver overcooked burned food, chips chicken sausage was all hard as rock, never order again

Food was hot and delivered on time. A great variety available. I particularly like that I can order small portions.

Food is microwaved, fish is slimy and the Mushy peas tasted like cigarettes. Carlos the owner is extremely rude aswell.

Estimated time was up to 50mins. Ordered 14.09 arrived 16.22 over two hours late made me late for plans. And cold.

Fantastic portions hot food fantastic

Was cold, peas tasted burnt. Wasted food as non was eaten.

I was dissapointed to have 4 Fishcakes with 2 chippy chips, and no spicy chips in sight. I don't like the chippy chips from Mariners anymore. They seem 'old' and no longer fresh. I much prefer the spicy ones, which is why I ordered them...anyway...

Margarita pizza had no tomato base. Chicken donner calzone had one or two pieces of meat, the rest was onions. Ordered a pot of garlic sauce and it wasn’t put into a separate bag, so it made a hole in the top of one of the pizza boxes and spilt all over. The food also arrived cold. Will not be ordering again.

I can’t give any stars but had to give it one to make a review, it was an absolute disaster honestly what a waste of money, chips were well over done and abit of a rubbery texture and tasted foul. The peas had an odd taste too but our order was late to. The worst take away we have ever had.

Ordered a cheese and onion garlic pizza.. received a cheesy garlic bread instead

food was probably cooked yesterday so had to throw it away as it was uneatable

Absolutely awful! Food was all cold when it arrived late. Worst fish I’ve ever tasted

Food was lovely, chips were abit too crispy but overall great meal and a bargain, only 7.50 for a platter

So much grease it was dryed on the food not edible unless u like eating grease on its own

the chip was hard and was a trouble to eat the fish was cold

sausage burnt outside uncooked inside curry sauce and garlic sauce did not taste

very poor food fish was dreadfully don't know how you get a good rating pathetic quality to be honest

Food was cold and was late. Very poor service.

It hasn’t arrived…. Yet you’ve marked it as it has

fish was overcooked and despite ordering large was underwhelmed with size if haddock

Pizza massively overcooked and tasted like a frozen only ate one slice, chips were freezing and like cardboard will never order from here again

Very very rude no manners at all.

Everything was how you think it should be.will definitely order again

burger bun was dry onion rings were greasy and chips were too dry

Food was pretty awful. Slow delivery and rude staff. Won’t be going there again

Terrible place ,recieved 2 pathetic soggy haddock with about 20 chips instead of 2 large cod and chips. Rip off. Cancelled my just eat order then rang and offered to deliver the order if paid in cash. Food delivered was incorrect and totally inedible. Avoid this place

Got the enes special kebab which features donner shish chicken and shish lamb food was cold upon arrival (not a surprise when watery garlic sauce is dumped on top) the chicken was bland but some what moist. The lamb donner was half crisp and half pale grease, the very little lamb shish I received made up for the absolute disaster if that’s all I happened to order but sadly there was the rest better luck in the future

Food cold and rotten. Went in the bin.

high quality and fast delivery. 👌

Your jacket potatoes butter & cheese are delicious!

Homemade fish cake was nice but Jesus. One of the most greasiest meals I’ve eaten in my life.

the food was cold and I ordered a red bull and that didn't come

chicken n chips bit to well done rest was very nice ..thank u.

The fries was cold and the garlic bread with cheese tasted like there was no cheese on it and no garlic. The wrap was good but not the rest sorry

calzone is thinner than a pizza would be it's literally the same size as a chip

Food was nearly cold and tasteless. Awful piece of fish.

Ordered tonight mixed meat and chips tiny bit of meat order all wrong try ring them they hang up never again

Order wrong no meat chip hard would like a refund to befair

been my go to take out for my last three orders. food is high quality, plenty of it too.

A don’t know if it’s just the way food is down here but I’m from Northumberland and I’ve never had a garlic bread look or taste like this and I’ve never had a wrap that tasted so bad. It had the weirdest chemical taste. I even had other people try the wrap and they spat it out. Shocking.

Best food I have had in a long time, wasn't even half way through when wanting to write this review to say how perfect the food was, genuinely can't say anything bad about it, food came perfectly on time aswell literally can not complain at all, thankyou.

On a Sunday teatime, ordered 2 large and 2 small Haddock and chips, got them back to our holiday home, 10 mins away, they were inedible, I would say they had been cooked and kept warm for over 2 hours, straight in the bin, I would have taken them back, but it was chucking it down with rain, worst chippy for miles,

Cold hard food. Even a 9 year picked up on how bad it was. Wont be ordering from here again

food was really very tasty. kebab with the chilli sauce and a salad is highly recommended. 👌

Never get my order rate and its late all the time still not got it

spam fritter was over cooked. chips curry sauce was cold

Spam fritters wasn’t the best or the chips but was still ok

Good fish and chips at a fair price.

Kebab was bad quality, no taste, thin watery garlic sauce, asked for salad but no salad came. Chips were stodgy and tasteless.

I ordered at 6.35pm was supposed to be here by 8pmat the latest...actually turned up at 8.25pm however it was cooked good and the quality was justly deserved. Driver aplolgised due to busy orders. To be accepted and food was very good. oWould order again but not on a friday lol

was cold when it arrived to me

food was dry, tasteless and tasted like it had been under a heater for ages

As i entered carlos's fine establishment i was greeted by what i can only describe as a chant you would hear in the pontoon on a saturday afternoon. My concern was raised as i overheard the manager singing "we piss on your fish" and first i thought the fish was smoked but after a taste test it seems carlos needs to increase his water intale during his shift. Dehydration is no joke especially in a hot and busy kitchen environment. Secondly my fears were confirmed when he took off his knock off Birkenstocks and dipped his toes in the baked beans, at this point i opted for the mushy peas and it turns out they taste like ciggies. Carlos's saving grace is he prides himself on service with a smile. Its a shame he doesn't brush his teeth but we can look past that. Overall 7/10.

Chips were hard and not fresh like the fish. Not hot either. Had several orders from there mostly good but not this time. Delivery driver good!

Poor food quality, warm at best. Chips mostly unedible, reheated and dry. Was going to reheat some of the pizza for tomorrow... tastes like it already had been from yesterday! 😫😫

I ordered our food at around 2.20pm it arrived at 4.10pm! and was cold. am not happy at all with this restaurant/ delivery.

It was 30 minutes late, pizzas were burnt, chips were cold and all in all it was not eatable, it was clear it had been left out and left to dry out

food was greasy and fish was overcooked. curry sauce was nice

not exactly what I asked for did leave a note with instructions but still food was good . could of had a little more salad in there for what I got and kids enjoyed theres too.

Pizza burnt and not like this restaurant so really unhappy today . Wanted my money and just eat prob do nothing as usual

Fast delivery however it was still cold and just not nice tasteless

I'd used this place once before and found the pizza quite good - seemed to be made fresh and all okay. However, I went back this evening for a pie and chips and was accused of having previously abused the owner and called him a "Pakki" (I have never used this term in my life). And as he is clearly of Greek/Turkish origin why would I ? I am in no way prejudiced so his loud and anti-english comments were completely ridiculous. His main concern seemed to be that my mobility scooter may have been blocking access . I would strongly suggest that you avoid this establishment. It is in no way indicative of the normal Cleethorpes folks attitude to cultural diversity

Food was delicious. Probably one of the best we've had recently.

Food says delivered but hasn’t arrived yet

The food was disgusting, couldn't eat most of it.

Said it had arrived then it was another twenty odd minutes. We had a small child waiting for his tea! Overall take about an hour and a half (said it would be 35-55 mins) food quality was pretty poor. Won’t be having again

Food just taste of grease. Wasn’t the best

chips were cold and soggy the bun was hard and wasn't delivered in the time period

Absolutely perfect thank you so much food was amazing and just what I wanted

food was still hot unlike most deliveries of this app . taste great will definitely use again

Great all round , thanks to both the driver and restaurant

Pizza and kebabs always perfect

Chips and cheese was nice but the wrap was cold.

Food was good but the driver took till 9 and I had to go and get him myself because he didn’t see my house

The chips were cold and fish just warm

Food was delivered within about 15minutes of me ordering. Everything was piping hot and freshly cooked. Portions were very generous sizes especially the kids meals.

Large chips looks more like a small

Super overcooked chicken done in ancient oil, no flavour except the old frying oil. Chips had dry cardboard like texture. Kebab was alright tho.

Large kebab was embarrassing. Barely enough In the pitta bread and pretty much an empty carton for a large one, won't be going back

Food was OK but I had to reheat. I live so close to the restaurant they could have thrown my order to me so no excuse for a cold delivery

Stone cold. Sausage was off, even dog would not touch it. Burger & spam fritter rock hard. Didn't receive curry or peas. Said delivery by 20 past 7 at latest. Came at 7.45. Daughter made an order too hers was also stone cold with rock hard chicken nugget & didn't get the coleslaw she ordered. Disappointed. Always been good before.

Worst thing I’ve ever tasted in my life fish had no fish inside it n the batter was like plastic n chips burnt to a crisp

For the price the kebab was small, nothing special, the layer of grease at the bottom of the tray didn't help.