Lang's Bar & Cocktail Lounge in Swale

I love Lang's! Fantastic staff, excellent dance music... It's a great night for anybody wishing you have a great time dancing!

Attended Karen’s diner themed brunch, had an amazing time, the atmosphere was insane , the food and drinks were excellent, will definitely return 😊

We have been to langs a few times for brunches and this was the best one so far. Karen diner theme brunch and It was exceptional. Karen was great with doing all the games, Macey was brilliant never broke out of character. An amazing singer called Amy creating an amazing atmosphere. Piers and Lauren were amazing too! Great atmosphere, would definitely recommend 10/10. Can’t wait for the next one.

Management need to wake up and smell the decline. Last went here 3 years ago and again last week - I missed my train and had a few hours to kill, although they were the nearest bar, I would walk past next time.... Snack food, just usual junk... the place was mucky, especially outside.... get a leaf blower and pressure washer - it's not hard is it? I would have been better off with station food - a pre-packed sandwich! Don't forget to wipe your feet when you leave the toilet - it was swimming in pee!!!

Absolutely shocking. Never been anywhere with such awful music, when trying to suggest alternatives it was ignored. The blend of music was completely random. Only good thing was the speed drinks were made, but they were just pure sugar !

Great brunch with the girls, we had the afternoon tea, the food was good and there was a good selection of food. Cocktails where great. Overall we had a great time.

Went to Langfest 2024. First time at the venue. What an absolute hovel. It may be better on regular days, but this special event was not good. The 'street food' was a burger van. When I asked what the veggie options were the guy literally laughed and said 'cheese sandwich mate '. The toilets were like something from the scene in trainspotting, with the added bonus of a drunk guy in there trying to compare 'part size' with other patrons. No IPA, no Guiness and when the headline act came on, no electricity either The bar staff were friendly and I can't fault them. Had a great day, but mostly because I was with good friends and we all just took the pee out of everything.

Not a bad little bar the outside area is nice

We had a brilliant Mumma Mia themed bottomless brunch at Langs a few weeks ago The food and drink was great and the entertainment and atmosphere was brilliant! I’d highly recommend

Great little bar. But heaters took ages to work.

My friends and I love the bottomless brunch themed afternoon tea

Went for Saturday afternoon cocktails & 80s tribute act for my friends 60th, had a fantastic time. Such a great venue, would definitely go again

Was a very nice afternoon only issue had was they give you 90 minutes for bottomless cocktails but we had 5 minutes left and they refused us one more cocktail tree 😔 otherwise it was a lovely afternoon

Great cocktails, good prices, friendly staff, gets busy after 21:30

Visited as a birthday treat, to the Grease bottomless brunch, amazing, looking for reasons to visit again

Great fun place, only thing that let it down is it ran out of various drinks like draft lager and tonic water, but the atmosphere was great and a fairly unique setup.

The best cocktail bar ever been! Very skilled cocktail maker and great vibes. I travel from London to this place because it’s soo good and prices are very good. Great place for friends, date or just to dance and let go of stress

Very good atmosphere, friendly staff.

Good 2 for 1 offer on cocktails (and a small selection of mocktails) until 8. We didn't know about this and got there just before 8 and the barman was nice enough to come and tell us we only had a few minutes to get to the bar and make the most of the deal. Didn't realise until we were there that the majority of the seating area that's available is outside. It is sheltered, has heaters and throws on the chairs but not really any proper tables to sit at, just little side tables to put your drinks on which were a bit unstable. Inside you'll find room for people to dance and two bars, one for cocktails and one for spirits/beers.

Did the Bottomless Brunch, great atmosphere, cocktails were great, and turnaround in the 90 mins was good, the singer is really friendly and lovely and makes everyone welcome. The only downside is they don’t really cater for food intolerances or dietary requirements. We did Afternoon Tea and the food is not made in-house, it’s outsourced we did select Dairy Free but it wasn’t picked up. I couldn’t have hardly any of the sandwich’s as full of cheese and I’m cheese intolerant, I’m thankful I’m not Vegetarian or Vegan as may not have been able to eat the sweet selections either.

Absolutely brilliant. Cocktails,food and excellent entertainment. Best fun I’ve had in ages. Brilliant service! Definitely coming back soon x

Table service cocktails are great really nice evening

Personally think it's the place to be once you've hit your 30s! Start with a few drinks at Spoons, then make your way over to Langs for some lush cocktails and a good dance. The outside area is lovely, with comfortable seating & decorated so nicely. A great place to drink & socialise! P.s - The staff have always been so friendly & know how to have a good laugh 👌

A very nice place for entertainment and dancing!

Saturday Brunch!!! Food awful. Not enough for 5 people 5 little triangles couple of cakes scones dry and cream sour. Singer needs to learn how to sing. Lady GaGa more like Lady bla bla. Waist of £40

Brilliant food , martinis and atmosphere. Great staff , hidden gem. Right by railway. Nicely decorated. Slightly too small I'd say to be a club. Dj was a bit rubbish only let down really. Will return for the greek night

The standard of service here is not good, I had a glass of red wine served in a very warm class. The food was average. No where as good as there other pubs i.e The Gunpowder Mill and the Oyster bed. I am Very sorry something has gone wrong, I have never visited this establishment and I wish to withdraw unreservedly the above comment. Sorry for any inconvenience. Malcolm Thomas.

Lovely cocktails and friendly staff

Amazing cocktails amazing staff amazing venue

Nice place, shame about the weird old blokes that lurk there but that's hardly the proprietors' fault

What a great place for all ages and the bar maid was so good at her job had a great night will defo be back DJ done a great job with the tunes and you could still talk to your mates

People seemed to enjoy but it was not for me overcrowded. I had one cocktail and turned down a 2nd . Best part for me was the garden.

Love Langs best bar in Sittingbourne Bottom less brunch great fun with live music. Good cocktails and atmosphere. Little tight on the sandwiches with he brunch but will let them off. Will defiently book another show.

Super chilled vibe nice and dark and really relaxed inside the outside covered space is refreshing and just what you need after a dance (if that's your thing) the cocktail bar is decent with a nice choice and very reasonable pricing

Nice place, lovely garden area. I think better to go later in the night

We really enjoyed our brunch at Lang's! The music was brilliant and the staff were friendly. The food portions were a tad small for us but otherwise a fantastic day out. Thank you!

We had a table booked, when we got there the table wasn't even set up.it was cold outside which is where they wanted to put us, only one table had heaters and that was taken. We decided to go inside and had to squeeze in a booth. Just the whole night was strange I didn't really like the vibe in there. Not somewhere I would hurry back to.

We attended Mamma Mia as a family of 6 of varying ages (27-78 years old) and each and every member of our family had a fantastic experience. The singer was amazing and she was so interactive with the crowd which definitely made it easier for everyone to interact and dance together. We had a the afternoon tea & Prosecco. The food was delicious however there could have been more sandwiches for a party of 6 (the only thing that could be improved in our opinion). We cannot wait to attend again in the future for a different brunch. It was an absolutely fantastic experience and I recommend to anyone considering to attend to do so.

We attended the Adele tribute brunch and we had the best time. Great drinks, food, entertainment, atmosphere and service. Can’t wait for the next one

We attended the musical afternoon and it was fab. To be honest, with the Prosecco and Musical entertainment, who cares about the food. The afternoon tea is not fantastic but acceptable but this is overtaken by the fantastic singer who belts out the songs with passion and feeling making for a wonderful afternoon. Would recommend in an instant.

Great pub/club with great music and dancing till 2 in the morning.

Had a great night here really nice outside in the garden..

Scanning drinks menu, why not order from app. Staff fine, smart and welcoming. However interior felt wrong and uncomfortable, just cant put finger on why.....disappointed as wanted to love it.

Good place to start a night out ,staff both friendly and helpful,excellent experience and cocktsils are impressive.

Really nice place, good cocktails and music

The comedy nights are amazing, hilarious and just so much fun, we have so many good local comedians 😆

Had a great evening staff really friendly and to top it off Matt Goss turned up 😁

For a night club not too bad at all

Great music, cocktils and other drinks

After driving past this little gem a few times we decided to give it a go ..wow so glad we did my husband and myself spent our anniversary evening there with some friends the staff were absolutely amazing the cocktails and food were exceptional . Great atmosphere will definitely return . Thank you langs for making our wedding anniversary a night to remember . Lynn & Barry

A pretty decent bar if you fancy staying out late. There is a small dance area if you fancy a bit of a boogie and a real nice courtyard outside for the warmer summer months. I have only given it three stars as I was sitting outside and wasn't allowed to put my jacket on because it had a hood!!! I was getting cold so I left as there was no room inside. A very strange rule which I hope they will look into changing soon.

Excellent night out. Good cocktails.

A group of 5 of us visited Lang’s on Friday evening for cocktails and sharing platters. We were well looked after and staff were really friendly and welcoming. The outdoor seating area has a good atmosphere. Will definitely be going back

Mmmm...not bad, 1st time ive been and was friendly enough and no bloody teens in there so happy days

The singer was good but very loud

Great place and the cocktails were TO DIE FOR.

Good atmosphere. Bar staff are friendly and helpful. Would be nice to be able to book a table outside or for after 8pm.

It was the most welcoming and entertaining evening.the garden area is absolutely beautiful and we can't wait to return.thank you one and all.

Lovely evening and great atmosphere and the host was very welcoming.

Lang's is my go to cocktail bar in Sittingbourne, the atmosphere is always great and staff are really friendly and helpful! Their bottomless brunch is amazing and decent prices too! Highly recommended! I also love their beer garden it's so cosy!

Most delicious bottomless brunch, service was great and the drink flowed for the full 1.5hr, sandwiches were fresh and scones were homemade. Definitely recommend

Drinks are delicious best cocktails in town, very professional and felt very clean and secure. Staff went the extra step to make our evening extra special

Wasnt atmospheric and drinks need more attention

Had a great time celebrating a special birthday 🎉 fab cocktails! Clean safe environment - thank you!!!

Had a great nice even know 10pm covid closing time staff was amazing definitely gonna be back for more cocktails

Went out saturday night, tried these amazing cocktails! all i can say is WOW. This place is so unique and everyone is so friendly. I definitely will be back.

Amazing place, brilliant staff, an tasty cocktails. Will definatly be back 😊

Rocked up late at night with my mum in tow to give her a new experience. My God what an amazing place. Spotlessly clean, sound management. Wicked music, lovely decor and really felt like a VIP. Thanks people - from the door staff to whoever the bosses are, you're all stars. Come open one in my home town please! I'll be back and recommending you to all my mates. And your Mai Tai and smoking cocktail are awesome. Xxxx xxx

Great bar & cocktails are affordable 🍹🍸

It let's to many people in for its size and for a place to dance the dance floor is tiny

Great cocktails, friendly staff and a great night out

Love it and can let my hair down x

Lovely venue, great selection of music, safe, lovely garden, good selection of drinks. Air conditioning would have been a bonus but it had been the hottest day of the year

Always have a great time there.

Always pop in here after a night out in Canterbury.

Great place great night great people

Im not sure what it's like for it's regular nightlife, but we came here as a large group for a cocktail making class for a hen night and it was well worth every penny. The staff were lovely and friendly and went above and beyond to make sure we had an amazing time! I would definitely recommend it!

Good selection of spirits and cocktails available

This is a very small but lively and friendly place to go. Cocktails are great.

Lovely cocktails. Good music and good fun and friendly atmosphere.

Great cocktails . Friendly staff. Good prices. Would defiantly use them again.😁

didn't really like it . not enough seating etc no atmosphere

Not a bad little place only criticism which is a big one I'm afraid is some of your clientele

Great music and happy atmosphere

Bit small but lively and good prices for drinks

Great bar/ disco. Great DJ. Bar staff average and sometimes Short change you. The owners need to be made aware!!!

Great night with friends old n new

Excellent for dancing and socializing. Everyone friendly; clientele, staff and great djs, music and atmosphere.

Nice place. It has music and drinks. The staff are pleasant.

Great night out. Over 25s. Warm and welcoming staff

Amazing cocktails. Friendly staff

Friendly place.good choice of cocktails etc

Very nice place right next door to sittingbourne train station. Over 25's only so you dont feel like a grandad at a bar. Dj on friday and saturdays playing 80's 90's and up to date music. Very nice garden area in the summer and lovely staff. Also do quiz nights and comedy nights

Nice staff, nice place, great drinks (and a few to steer clear of!). I would definitely recommend but the garden could use a heater.

Really like it here, first time and cocktails were really nice. Staff were very friendly.

Pretty naff but it is Sittingbourne so hardly surprising

Fantastic place to go once you step off the train. 5 star service every time.

Great atmosphere and dj playing great 90's tunes

Been once and had a great evening

This sort of place is just what Sittingbourne needs. The over-25 policy means it is a chilled and relaxed place for drinks and a dance. Good cocktails and some decent wine and fizz.