Lam’s Kitchen in Glasgow City

I’ve not posted a review in years but I feel compelled to come out of retirement after tonight’s meal. My aging father brought home the warm bag which initially smelled delicious, and I looked forward excitedly to the contents and the flavours which awaited me. Unfortunately what happened next, shocked me to my very core. To begin with, the chips were triple cooked (evidently reheated multiple times). While this isn’t the end of the world, it’s a slight disappointment after parting with hard earned coin. After this relatively disappointing start, I prized open the curry, hoping it would turn things around. Unfortunately what can only be described as ambiguous bird entrails greeted me. I’ve never seen or had the displeasure of tasting such vulgar chicken. I genuinely cannot believe how bad the quality of this stuff was. One expects chicken from the Chinese to be slightly rubbery but my Lord this stuff was foul. The only plausible explanation for the texture and flavour of this stuff is that it’s sabre tooth tiger frozen for centuries and repurposed by the Dragon Palace to put in these meals. While this review may elicit a laugh, I simply must stress that it was the most harrowing experience attempting to consume this meal. I actually feel bad for the staff who work here, they must cringe every time they hand over the bag to the customer, knowing the horrors they’ll experience upon consuming the food. To those who have given this place more than one star, have some respect for yourself, you deserve better. Foul meal, sauce was decent though.

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I was really disappointed, usually amazing but the food was bad last night..

Food is amazing it was a take away fresh

La comida era muy patética y el ambiente general era incómodo y malo. Traté de salir del lugar de al lado para cenar y ese lugar era mucho mejor. Podrían aprender de ello. También por alguna razón solo el efectivo aceptado y los trabajadores eran desagradables.