La Vista At The Tale Of Two in North East Lincolnshire

This was a joke. I had a brunch. The fresh chips were certainly not freshly cooked as they were cold and inedible, The bacon rashers were small, more rash than rasher I would say. I swear the sausages were really slightly inflated cocktail sausages, they were that small, but no, that cannot be true as they were totally tasteless as well. Two fried eggs,(Small), one cooked OK with yolk, the other, the yolk had burst and mixed with the white, but fried anyway. Those poor baked has-beans. Serving food on a tiny plate just enhances the effect. The idea being that it makes the portions look larger. Unfortunately it makes the diner feel that they have been well and truly ripped off. This rare delicacy cost over £6.00 and you dont get a drink or anything else. Slimmimg World take note. This is the place to send your clients. ASDA take note. It may be an indrpendant company running your cafe here, but they are not doing you any favours. I have always found your stores to give good value for money, unfortunately your cafe lets you down, dismally.

incredible food my non verbal autistic daughter found it riveting, unfortunately they do not provide bibs so it was quite messy! good greif what a feast. chap who served me was bald but my daughter used his head to stim and slap

Good has came nearly an hour after i ordered it and it is cold, chips are soggy and i have not received any sauces

The food was so greasy and the chips were hardly cooked and small portions will not be ordering from here anymore!!!!

Fantastic service as always from the staff at this branch. Very polite,helpful and patient. Thanks Mac & Izzy