Kick Ass Burrito in Birmingham

Mierda total. Cocina fantasma. Mala calidad en general. Evita como la plaga. Pequeñas porciones, grandes precios, mierda recalentada desagradable.

Total rubbish. Ordered double meat and extra hot hot sauce. There was barely any meat, and it was clearly not freshly made, clearly bought precooked and heated up. the hot sauce was completely missing. Slaw was fresh, but way too creamy, and not flavourful. Fries were ok. For what they charge, this is total crap.

food was good but im allergic to black beans and they put black beans in(i asked for no black beans)

Just ordered from Uber Eats for a double beef burrito and literally came an hour later with just rice and beans. No beef, no sauce, nothing else on it. Absolute rip off

Awful!!! I have been a vegetarian for almost 10 years and I've eaten chicken because the VEGETARIAN BURRITO had chicken in it. No service is supporting with a refund, the rest of the order was overcooked and dry. Vile. Save your money

Ordered from Dudley Castle Gate. This was my second order. First time I ordered a burrito fries to make my own 'dirty fries'. I wasn't disappointed. This time I £7-95 *£11 inc delivery for just loaded fries. The portion was tiny (think recommended portion size!) 4 starts for 1st order. 0 stars for this one.

Ordered. The burrito was tiny no double meat gave the wrong corn in the cob never ordering again

Wouldn’t recommend sorry! Ordered £35 worth of food for a burrito and a portion of chips to turn up wasn’t even a quarter of the order quite disappointed really as when I called them to explain half my order was missing they just said to contact just eat no apology or anything

Ordered 3 Beef burritos . Literally zero beef in any of them.

Terrible food in small portions. I think they forgot the beef in the burrito, so I ended up with a flavourless, soggy rice wrap. 2 others could only manage to eat half before throwing the rest away. Paid for 4 adult meals with churros and had the same amount of food as 4 happy meals. Needed to order elsewhere for food after this as this was so bad. We will not be going back

Absolutely amazing burritos with so much flavour. The staff are also absolutely lovely. I had ordered online and they had phoned to let me know when the delivery driver had left with the food. Honestly will be eating there in the future, so great.

Veggie burrito 😍 absolutely banging! Will be ordering again!

Straight up five star. My burrito was rammed full of lovely fillings and tasted 10 out of 10. Amazing quality burrito. I also ordered the brownie & cheesecake burritos and those things were heaven in a box!! Churros were off the chain aswell. Choc sauce perfect too. 10 out of 10 from me. Lovely place

First time ordering here, wasn't sure if it'd be any good because of the reviews but the food was amazing and fresh. The portion is filling and full of flavour, will be ordering again.

Me and my daughter ordered from here the best food we have ever had 10/10 would definitely recommend 👍👍

I literally had to take a covid test after eating this as I couldn’t taste anything !? Turns out it was just the food.

Absolutely gorgeous food. However for 25 quid was way too expensive for the portion sizes. My main was like a starter and I'm a small eater!!

Food was ok but it doesn't show where this place even is but the nachos with chicken were very good for 2.50

They are not in Tamworth like they say they are. They are in Oldbury in Birmingham over 40+ minutes away

Worst takeaway ive had since i can remember really dont know how evenn the chocolate sauce for the doughnut bites is disgusting if your thinking of trying pleaseee DONT i ordered from the BIRMINGHAM THE FORT FRANCHISE beef burrito was horrible tasted like something u would put in the microwave not one good thing about this place

Incredibly flavourless and bland

Pedimos un burrito de pollo sin frijoles y queso extra, la comida estaba mal en ambos aspectos. Pedí un burrito de cerdo y engordé más que el cerdo. Pidió salsa volcán y no pude probarlo en absoluto. De lo contrario, generalmente soso, demasiado arroz, no suficiente carne / verduras. No volveré a intentarlo.

Ordered takeaway. Very bland despite ordering volcano sauce. Pork had more fat than pork. Didnt include extra cheese that we paid for, did leave in beans we asked to remove. Too much rice not enough flavour.

Pedido a través de Deliveroo: quería cambiar mi orden de bebidas, pero tampoco me lo permitió. Al buscar en Google, encontré infinitas críticas negativas y me sentí bastante preocupado. Después de algunas investigaciones, el número de contacto estaba vinculado a los Chiquitos en Hagley Road. ¡Adivino un nombre diferente al restaurante principal! La comida venía bien envuelta, muy caliente (vive bastante local, sin excusas para hacer frío) y estaba bastante sabrosa. Los nachos eran muy sabrosos y las papas fritas estaban calientes y sabrosas. La única falla fue que no hubo bebidas con nuestro pedido, debería haber verificado pero el conductor se fue apurado.

The most flavourless food I’ve ever tasted. Which in itself warrants some credit (hence one star) as it is actually quite difficult to make food have genuinely no flavour at all, not even the raw flavours of the ingredients themselves. Even the churros were 100% flavourless. Don’t even get me started on the salsa?! Honestly don’t understand how salsa can be so disgusting. Nachos were covered in what appeared to be mush, which is also how I would describe what came in my veggie chilli burrito- a mushy flavourless mess. Chips were ok.

El conductor no sabía a dónde iba, la comida no estaba caliente, no había condimento. . . fue soso! Asqueroso e incomible!