Kej’s in Manchester

I walked in to an absolutely deserted shop with one elder gentleman serving. I only wanted something to accompany my delicious Pizza from John Papa next door. I asked the gentleman if his Doner was fresh. I was polite and spoke to the man in his mother tongue. He assured me by pointing to a full spit of Doner saying it'll be a fresh cut. I ordered my Chips n Doner and went out for a smoke content in the knowledge that my order would be handled by someone who definitely understood my request. I was so wrong! What I opened once home was curdled, hard, brittle thick cuts of stale doner with fat markings in the slices. It was cut raw and left to sweat off the day in a Bain Marie. I can describe its texture to be like cheap Jerky bit without any taste bar cardboard. The chips too were a sorry soggy undercooked state. It was atrocious and I'm being kind. Being in the heart of Fallowfield, student county, you should represent yourself better. You can get away with serving this tack to drunk 18 year old but have some shame. I feel you didn't earn that money, you robbed it from me. Had we not have conversed first, I wouldn't be feeling this sore. 3/10

Bought cheesy chips and a chicken burger, have been on the toilet most of the day since then as discovered raw chicken in my burger and also the service boiled down to the worker grunting at me

If you want to be disappointed try the food here, you will feel bad about the food and your stomach condition I never seen like this

Pizza was kinda odd, I mean they were serving at like 3am so gotta give it to em

mega slay, food is yummy and service is lovely 🙏🫶🫵‼️

Absolutely horrid I ordered their chicken box not one piece felt like real fresh chicken everything was stored in a warming tray and I was served food that was at least 2-3 days old the only fresh thing were the chips but even they were still somehow bad the person who took my order was also very rude I was the only person in the shop and he rushed me as if he had 40 other customers. I now know why there’s not a single person here never go here

The put chicken in my chip barm and the chips are hardly fried

Long black hair in our pizza absolutely disgusting and a shame as we could of been new regulars

Fantastic food and even better service, will be returning 😍

Absolutely 10/10 best takeaway in manchester. onions bahjis are best ive ever tried, cheesy chips and gravy is what i go to bed dreaming of. great opening hours, lovely people serving lovely food

The best cheesy chips in fallowfeild. Kej and staff are lovely too

Best place for our late night food runs!

we love cheesy chips after a night out from here. Best staff too!

Best cheese and chips wrap with gravy I’ve had in my life

Great place! Friendly staff! Best spot after a night out!

Great food, always come here on a night out

Love Kej’s. Best scran in Fallowfield.

Great food great atmosphere, fantastic service. Cant beat it go to kej’s!!!

Love KEJS they do the best onion bhajis ever and kebabs r Delish!!!!!!

Genuinely sensational. Best mozzarella sticks ever.

Raw. Forced them to give refund.

Just ordered, Here's a hot tip! Want some tasty food? Don't go here! Unless you are absolutely hammered there is no way you could describe this food as anything other than acceptable. On top of the tasteless barely cooked, hardly seasoned fries and the freezing cold kebab that was, for some reason constructed before anything else was even close to ready (even though it was overcooked preheated chicken that had probably sat on the side for hours) No attention, No pride, No quality. And to top it all off the miserable slug like humanoid serving me didn't seem to understand emotion, customer service or the general concept of being polite. Never Again

Me and my friend were hungry and wanted food at 3am but couldn't find a place but we found kejs omg the food was bussin the pizza was hella cheesy and the cheese pull was insane deffo 10/10 recommend

Store timing is messed up. Need to update the timing.

love kej’s, top blokes and top food

The most amazing takeaway in south Manchester. Mr Kej is a top bloke. So much love xx

The first veggie kebab I had from here was amazing... however every order since has been awful. Halloumi wrap was basically soggy battered weird textured halloumi, veg curries is literally that - frozen veg in a tangy, I think Out of date inedible sauce. Avoid.

Great people great food all about the chat, love them so much fret boys don’t hesitate lesssgooooooiooioooo

Absolutely horrible service the man was so rude, the food was ecmxtremely disappointing too worst service be had in a long time!! Would stay away!!!!

Best kebab I've ever had. The chefs really know what they're doing.

The food was terrible. We ordered chips and the cheese chips was one bundle of lump. It was soaked and not even crispy. However, the burger and wings was edible. The food was cold and the rider couldn’t even find his way here. Overall terrible experience!!

All food very professionally done and served with a smile. Not had like that before from a takeaway. Keep up the good work.

Wow how bad can't give it no stars will never ever have this even if it was the last take out in Manchester I would rather make beans on toast

Unreal food, very cheap as well. Love the donner, absolutely delicious. Get there asap

Great food, excellent customer service (and jokes) from the owner! Will definitely be going back to try the curry