Joeies Takeaway in Brighton and Hove

IT NEVER TURNED UP THANKS A BUNCH, tried to ring at least 5 times and no answer clearly dont care. Disgusting and disgraceful

Great food and reasonable prices!

Came perfectly on time, unfortunately the chips were undercooked and the chicken over. Not a massive issue, as I can definitely put it down to me ordering late, however the Fanta can was incredibly warm to touch. I had to pop it in the freezer for 20 mins due to the temp of it. Not awful as it still tasted nice.

Didn’t add cheese to cheese and chips with Doner

Took my money, never delivered. I ordered well before you closed for the night. Was waiting by the door the whole time it was supposedly "out for delivery". I'd rather you guys just cancel my order if you're not going to do it.

Food came freezing cold around within 10 minutes of ordering tasted like it had been cooked in an microwave

Usually always the amazing, not this time, you've lost a loyal customer *clap clap*

I ordered from here for the first time. I ordered through a third party ordering APP. Ordered 2 Pizzas, The Joeys special and a margarita. What I will say is its now my favourite pizza place! The taste of the pizza was great. It had high quality ingredients and a big portion of ingredients. They have other items they sell so I will be trying some of these soon

Nice food definitely order again

these absolute lads delivered my hangover kebab so quick! love u xxxx

service is good but the best bit of burger was the roll, meat quality is definitely low, I'd give 2 star overall but if meat quality improves then I'd consider 4,

they left my food outside and it was cold by the time i realised it was outside my door. they did not even call me or text me to say there outside. i’m absolutely fuming and would like a refund

Kids said the dough bread was just a dry lump with herbs, but liked the chips & mozzarella sticks, & the service was good 👍🏻

Order before quality was poor order again final time food never showed up and they wouldn’t pick up the phone after saying it was out for delivery

Can’t track order no updates and late!!

Imagine if a school dinner took over an hour to arrive at your house. The chips were ok

Good sizes but bristly burgers with cartilage in them

the restaurant was amazing, there was a problem with my delivery but they sorted it out straight away. JustEat customer support is rubish though.

Joeies, what can I say. Arguably the worst chicken experience of my life. Waited over an hour and a half, called driver several times and was incredibly vague in his arrival time. When food arrived, the cheesy chips (which I didn’t order) were solidified with a rubbery substance. Nuggets tasted like fermented trout. The 1 piece of chicken tasted like battered sand (goujgons aight)

The donor meat, chips and salad superb quality, donor meat seasoned and tender, best ever, fresh varied salad and non greasy chips, tick, tick, tick. The driver so friendly to,definitely use again and again. Ohh yes, and garlic mayo best ever too. Thankyou.

First time ordering from here and was def impressed. Thin crust was a little too thin but still really nice. Didn’t scrimp on the toppings. And BOGOF on the pizza, can’t complain at that!

Pizza was disgusting no sauce the dough was literally just a cracker and the cheese you could pull of like a puck disgusting don't buy here wish someone had told me before I wasted my money

Usually really good from here but food was an hour late and arrived cold, had to chuck most of it

No one had turnt up with my take away I ordered over an hour ago and you've taken the money for it

Donor kebab best ever had, with the finest garlic mayo dressing ever. The driver was really friendly to.

this was by far the worst food if that’s what u call it that i’ve ever had it was absolutely vile very poor Donna meat tasted like rubber it had gritty bits in the meat freezing cold extremely small with only about six or seven pieces of meat considering it was a large £13 kebab the salad was off the cucumber was literally rotten and slimy honestly you should be ashamed serving food like this. very disappointed an absolute waste of money. I will never be ordering again.

I waited 45 minutes to 1hr and when it turned up the curly fries they were cold and the burger only had a little bit Donna meat in and hardly any sauce and the garlic bread was not very nice . I won’t be ordering from them again and I wasted £16 on my dinner not Happy

I ordered food and they never delivered it. Called them on the night and they were not answering. Called the next day to ask about a refund and nobody had any idea what happened and was clueless. We have a ring doorbell so I would seen if they tried to deliver it, there was nothing. I’ve asked just eat for a refund because of this so hoping they sort that but other than that I wouldn’t order from here if you actually want to receive your food.

Food never turned up absolutely ridiculous never even gave my money back

Lovely food, quick, never had an issue with this restaurant before

Food was cold and not edible it was over a hour later . By the time the stake cold food turned up my kids was sleep !

Hot honey was ridiculously spicy and cookies were sickly. Also didn’t let us know when delivered.

Never got delivered. The driver tried to get me to go to some random shop instead of delivering the food

Our food hasn’t been delivered

I didn’t took my order why is showing enjoy your food

Food was cold and very dry . Have made complaint as my order was a large amount of money .

The burger bun was not toasted the large kebab was more like a child portion the price for a large is terrible

It's been 2 hours since I ordered and still no food I will never be ordering from this company ever again

The food was good apart from asking for no onions and still got them and lots of them. Every time I order from here it's always late which is annoying but my son like there from.

Very doughy pizza - and quite sweet. Didn’t taste fresh or light.

Food was stone cold chips were soggy and disgusting. Poor portion size

Fantastic lamb shisk!! Would definitely recommend

stuffed crust severely lacking in stuffed. cheese not too good and crust was lacking. doesnt come with sauces either.

The driver was extremely rude and the food was nearly cold.

Delivery driver so so rude stopped me from shutting my own front door shouting and swearing at me

Always delicious food and friendly delivery people.

food was okay ish, had to call 6 times to ask when my food was going to arrive, waited 1hr 40 mins for food to arrive. it was supposed to come within 40 mins (its a 7 min drive from the restaurant) very disappointing

DO NOT ORDER FROM HERE. Absolutely disgraceful. I never received the food as it was mark as delivered! I tried to call the restaurant multiple times in the last 24 hours and they never answered! Please do not order from here. I’ve seen multiple reviews of people not receiving their food! 50£ just gone! If I could give it less than 1 star I would!

Burger and fries were okay, definitely could have been hotter. Cookies were absolutely gorgeous, but the pizza was a Margarita and we ordered a Farmhouse. We got it at 3am though, and were too tired to contact them to swap.

We enjoyed the burgers thank you

Absolutely awful, worse food I’ve ever ordered. Do not waste your money.

Worst pizza I’ve ever had, wasn’t 12 inches and the base was like cardboard, hardly any toppings either, do not go here

careful pakies u might get shanked soon!

Top quality man. Different dough but lovely just like flat bread. Thank your ♥️

Not packed well, was only just tepid when delivrerd.... Not satisfied in relation to previous deliveries from other providers/sources... Service below expected and gave bad inmpession of the food, which was found out to be poor....

It wasn’t late it didn’t even come

Always so fast, friendly driver. Good burger, massive, couldn't finish it! (But I am only small!) Lunch for tomorrow. 😄

Took 2 hours from ordering my food to being delivered. Food was cold and soggy. A bit rude and blunt when I called to ask on an update. Delivery driver was nice and they gave a me a can of drink for free for being over an hour past the ETA

Great as always, driver always phones instead of banging the door

Nicely packaged, good portions, very fulfilling

12” pizza was very thin and flakey , not a fan

Always hot on time or early always tasty

The salad was basically non existent, the kabab wasn’t even made and the chips tasted like they where days old , never going to order from them again !! :(

Best Burger ever the most fantastic late night takeaway experience! Pizza is fantastic too and the Lamb kebab. The staff are the best people

Haven’t even got my food yet and I’ve paid for it what’s going on 🤦🏼‍♀️

Very average burger,bit chewy. Order on way,arrived 20 minutes later,cold,and onion rings were a bit light,only got 8 in a large portion. Disappointed, probably won't use again

It’s not been delivered wait for 2 hours

AlwYs get from here food is always good

Ordered the Donner and Chips with cheese but didn’t come with any cheese at all. I’ve don’t this multiple times and had the same problem. Good food though

great delivery time, average food

Food was good but i ordered donor meat with chips and cheese but got no cheese and i always order an extra dip when ordering my meat and chips and never get the dip in my order

The pizza was one of the worst I've had. The dough was so chewy instead of crispy, cheese not even melted but hard rock, pineapple was the only fresh and tasty thing on it. Delivery time took ages as well. Won't be back

I did not receive an order at all, the restaurant does not pick up the phone - i called a million times. I need a refund.

Walked by the shop during hours when it was closed and saw they had left the kebab on the meat spike but with the heat turned off. So if you ever get food poisoning from this place (as many other reviews have mentioned), don't wonder too much how.

Soggy small portions... Even tho i ordered large... Brimg back larch

The new thin crust is the perfect size 50/50 pizza and dough

Joeys is by far one of the best takeaways! The staff are lovely, always happy to chat and they work hard! Sometimes the delivery isn't as fast as some other places but that's because joeys is busier! They have more orders to make than an average takeaway shop of a similar size but if you want decent grub then it's worth the wait😎

Doner meat with chips and cheese and there was no cheese, the meat was dry and hard weird crunchy bits in it, wasted money as got put off the food and it wasn’t even that nice, expected way better, at least expected some cheese on it if you pay for it.

I accidentally ordered for collection instead of delivery so I called them up and they delivered it. It cost me 2 quid but they were really nice about it.

Never came at all the lying A holes putting status as delivered lol … first and last time ordering from this place absolute joke not even a sorry either for not delivering or responding to the help (where is my order ) … didn’t answer phone either and poor service from just eat (again ) didn’t help at all .. don’t order from this place !!

The food was cold and the driver would not come to my front door to deliver my food as he could hear a dog barking! Absolutely no reason for this delaying my food to be eaten hot and I had to reheat it all in the air fryer so wasn’t as one would have wished to have a late supper and 50% refund was not enough in this case!

Yummy chicken breast burger, cookies were good too

Thought it might take longer than usual as it's a Saturday night, but super speedy again. Thank you.

Do NOT order from here. I ordered the food 1 hour and a half before it arrived. I called the restaurant 8 times and no one picked up. The driver took way too long and we had to go out and look for him. The food is not worth the price either, it was cold and had hairs in it.

Lovely team at Joeys, always great food

Great burger, still hot, good value.

15 mins early and good quality

Chicken burger was excellent. Super fast delivery!

Chips were rubbery and cold, burger was great, but just warm. Warmed up in microwave, all good!

Yummy,saucy n gd value for money

reliable, always good quality and tasty

I chose the pizza because of the price and was good

Very nice and friendly people for me a just a little small for 15 quid the chicken Shish but nice

This place never disappoints us! Food arrived piping hot, filled with lots of flavour, good portions and half an hour early!!! The only downside is that I did ask to be called upon arrival but instead the driver buzzed, all is good - not worth losing a star rating 💕

Chips were soggy and over cooked

Food always arrives on time if not, early! Always filled with lots of flavour, packaged well, generous portions and sauces! We had a burger and a kebab which both had a nice amount of salad, we’ve never had a bad experience ❤️❤️❤️

Missing meatballs and pepperoni disappointing

Always good food and fast delivery.

I ordered a large kebab that I was questioning could even be a kids portion, it was smaller than my fist with some bland, cold chicken, a mini (sodden) pitta and some grey lettuce/soggy salad. The chips were also stale and barely warm. I wouldn’t waste your time or money on this place. Second time I’ve taken the risk and been dissatisfied and disappointed

I had a HORRIBLE experience ordering from joeys. My food Berger came and we attempted to contact the restaurant but got no reply