Joe & The Juice in City of London, Westminster

An expensive breakfast. Was it worth the extra? Er, no. First gripe is no cash. Card only. A small juice at £7 is rather taking the mickey somewhat. And a very small coffee at £3.40 too. Really????? Croissants large and the right shape but the wrong texture and taste. Not a success I am sorry to say. Overall if they want to copy the close by Ritz hotel’s pricing they should perhaps copy the service and quality too.

A song playing "F**K that b**ch" is currently playing in London, Queens Park Joe the Juice . The staff, currently minding their own businesses completely pretending that all is well even though, as I am looking around, everyone here is looking at each other with a really weird look as if "what is the matter with them to play such songs?" . Your playlist needs an update . Majorly .

If the staff spent more time serving customers instead of talking amongst themselves, I would come back and the owner would make more money. Self-indulgent claptrap, particularly from the manager on duty who had a particularly snippy attitude. 30 minutes ago and I'm annoyed enough to be immediately posting.

Joe & The Juice is a really great chain of cafe’s. The food and juices are all really great and vegetarian / vegan friendly..

We were headed from Piccadilly to Buckingham Palace and needed a pitstop when we came upon this location. We used the bathrooms, got a drink, and purchased some squares for a quick snack. We had the Raspberry, Passionfruit, and Peanut and Caramel bars. We shared all of them with each other. My favorite was the Raspberry. It was a nice quiet stop with good, quick service. No complaints.

I really enjoyed my shake and snack but feel this was actually good rather than very good or average but that is not an option. Staff were pleasant and restaurant is clean.

I want to start by listing the positives of this establishment. 1. ...... Okay now that's out of the way I'll start by saying this place is not the worst I've ever been into but it comes high on the list. The music blasting in your ears isn't bad music, it's just too loud. Even the staff behind the counter look like they having the worst day of their lives. The Music and loud sound we were subjected to is usually used as part of a combination of interrogation methods, today recognised by international bodies as amounting to torture. The food is overpriced and absolutely tasteless. A salad consists of a half raw broccoli and more Edamame beans than anyone would ever want to consume. Trying to eat this whilst the bass dropped was a challenge that I quickly gave up on. The juice itself was bland and obviously made by someone who hates their own life, job and customers. The door was left open so you got to freeze whilst you ate. The staff at no time came from behind the counter, they just huddled together back there ignoring the filthy premises-probably staying close for warmth. If I went back it would be either under duress or as part of some kind of competition with a huge money prize.

Overstatlffed with lazy young people who seemed more interested in dancing on the spot than doing any work. Service involved shouting out the order when it was ready. Floor was filthy and obviously had not been swept for several hours . All a bit suspi...sh. Dreadful

Brighton branch - juice was ok when it finally arrived, took forever, staff really need training and the music is far too loud. No point calling your name when your order is finally ready if no one can hear it!

I usually order the avocado smoothie which I love, however on my last visit it was a bit watery and not as good. I like the music in Joe and the Juice but that's about it now. They are lacking in cleanliness - there were 4 people working that I could see but all the tables were dirty.

Away from the service area, you notice how unclean the place is. The floors are filthy, stained seating, and most grim, the toilet. Really Yuk!

Very noisy. Music up to max volume. Cannot have a conversation or make a phone call. It’s very jarring. Shocking customer service. Very bad staff attitude. When asked to turn the music down they say company policy to have very loud music. Apparently it’s on a non-adjustable setting. Appalling

Very noisy. Like a rave. Other outlets quieter. Though nice juices slow service. Nice cakes pricey but with the gov offer good value

Very busy coffee and smoothie bar with great sandwiches. Ginger shot is perfect to start your day. Recommended

Unclean toilet with urine stench. Atmosphere is disco-like with loud, thumping music. Hardly helpful to work or to have a quality chat. Unremarkable food and drink: nothing memorable or so different from any other high street cafe.