Green Lane Kebab in Merton - Phone Number, Reservations, Reviews

Very bad First they didn’t bring all order what we was ordered And we finally find hair in salad

So dry and overcooked, the chicken was tasteless and I had to bin it straight away. Do not recommend eating from here sorry

Really good food and value for money. Will definitely order from here again

Great tasting food. everything was perfect. and all at 11am on a Friday morning. 😁

Food was cold and dry.Not enjoyable at all,food was also late.

my food was first of very cold when it arrived as it was LATE by 40 MINUTES. 2nd of all the driver was very rude which put an effect to my day. I’d like a refund

Worst kebab shop ever should be shut down for fraud, do not order a chicken shish as you won't get one, ordered a large and ended up with one dry chopped up chicken breast utter rank, looks like they fake reviews as the genuine ones all slate this place. Worst food I have ever had delivered

Worst kebab shop I've ever ordered from, ordered a large chicken shish and they sent what looks like one grilled chicken breast they cut to pass off as a shish, it had no flavour was dry and the didn't even cook the pitta bread. Utter rank do not buy food from here

This is the best kebab shop around. Food is always fresh, tasty and always delivered Quickly. I never order from anywhere else the chicken Shish kebab is yummy

This is by far the worst we have ever had. I ordered scampi and chips ,the scampi was all burnt, I could not eat one bit, and so had a very expensive portion of chips .Well, I say a portion . The kebab was not the best. Never again. A shame ,as it used to be OK.

Kebab burger. Where’s the burger?? Just had Donna meat. Won’t have that again

I have enjoyed kebab orders from here previously but will think twice about ordering again after my latest order. I watched the live update of the delivery driver online. When he was near my house he turned in to a nearby road before passing my house. He then drove straight to the property that is at the beginning of my postcode block.This is a classic symptom of a non UK national thinking you can put a postcode in to Google Maps and navigate to a house by going to that postcode. This incorrect idea will sometimes work if the house is at or near the beginning of a postcode block. My house is at the end of my postcode block, 300m away from the start which is in a different road around the corner. The driver apologised for being late, saying he could not find parking. I do not accept that reason, having watched his failed navigation driving around my neighbourhood for about 10 minutes. I enjoyed the food but it was not up to their usual standard. I ordered hot spicy chicken wings but received wings with no spice whatsoever. One of those chicken wings was in my kebab - not a huge problem but an indication of them being less attentive than usual.

This place has gone down hill rapidly and I’m sure the only reason they are still running is due too drug dealing or money laundering

Worst kebab I’ve ever had missed part of order and turned up cold when I phoned up to ask the shop about these missing orders the man was extremely rude and just put the phone down on me

Never lets us down, have been having food from here for a long time now, always delicious.

Ordered kebab and chips with salad and chilli sauce with burger sauce as extra for chips but no chilli sauce on kebab was given. What's a kebab without chilli sauce meal ruined!!!

Great taste as always. Highly recommended “Green Lane (house) special - large”

In 56 years of life, I’ve never been sent Such a worst kebab in my life. This was not a shish kebab. It was big slabs of thin sliced fatty chicken. No cubes of meat as you would expect. It was really horrible. I couldn’t eat it. And nobody was interested in my complaint. If you like a traditional, sheesh kebab I wouldn’t bother. This is very disappointed as I’ve eaten here many times over the years but won’t be going back.

Best kebab place in the area and I know, I have tried them all. Nom, nom.

Food was hot and fresh delivered in less than 15 minutes from ordered

Would of preferred the kebab made up not all separate!

Pretty bland, only ordered chicken Shish kebabs so can’t speak for rest of menu. But I wouldn’t rush to try anything else.

Not tasty, not salted, not fresh couldn't eating this chicken kebab.

Build your own kebab, wasn’t very tasty either

Great food,good quality and fast service.

Was dissapointed on portion size considering amount paid for the kebabs small compared to other shops. Kebab did not taste nice not enough seasoning and didn't respond to my comments for sauces for the kebabs not well packaged. 1st time ordering from them for a while and I was definitely dissapointed.

food was bland and very small portions - probably wont order again!

Really happy with Green Lane as usual! Always so delicious and I haven’t had it in ages so really hit the spot! Driver was also friendly and very quick - very happy!!

Food wasn't amazing. Didn't realise until after but extras costed me too much the other day

Cash only no good in this day and age

Really good quality kebab. Very nicely individually packed

Missing food and had to call for it to be sent out.

Hot and Tasty, would definitely order again.

They arrived but I did not hear them knock, they called once and then took the food back the the restaurant for me to collect..

It was about 10 minutes early which was great as we were really hungry

It's extremely expensive especially for the wrap over £8 for a kofte wrap of that size is a joke and a rip off shame really because it was nice but me being from up north and visiting family down south i find you get hardly anything for your money here and up north you would get fries , drink and wrap for about £5-£6.

UPDATE: Instead of closing at normal kebab shop times, I’ve walked past on numerous occasions seeing them shut at 8.45 on a Friday! The portions are still shocking, and quite frankly the regular price boosts are unnecessary, giving the quality of the food being so terrible. Thanks for reading, find the original below. 2019: Service was poor. The staff were rude and need to work on their manners. My chip portions always differ. I feel that the amounts are unacceptable.

Lovely as always but salad was forgotten on this occasion. ☹️ but still my go to restaurant for kebab *****

So delicious, we order from them all the time

Really nice tasty food, chicken doner was nice and had good seasoning to it. Lamb shish was good! It all comes in separate containers. Would come again!

The best kebab I’ve had. Really nice quality.

Absolutely amazing it took just 7 minutes from the time I ordered to the good being delivered.Food was hot and fresh definitely ordering from there again

Ordered from here a few times before with no issues but today received over cooked doner meat, delivered freezing cold too! Tiny salad even through I ordered large Even the dogs weren’t impressed Won’t order from here again

Very speedy delivery, food wasn't our favourite but it was ok.

Ordered medium donner with ALL SALAD and just got meat and pitta bread. Also ordered a donner wrap and the salad content was very poor?

The kebab meat was really tough! Ive never had a bad meal before

Didn’t enjoy this curry at all

Very poor slow food arrived cold. It took an hour and a half to come a 5 minute drive

Food was burned tasted horrible and was cold Would never buy from here again

Love the portion and great value for money

Portion was great, food was tasty and the time was even better! I’d order again and again! :) happy customer

Missed off the sauces from the shish kebabs which was a shame

Always lovely food from from these guys!! 👌🏻👌🏻

Excellent service and food was great.

Didn't feel the quality was as good as usually hash Brown's very oily Overdone on the outside and underdone in the inside Anyone's very overdone very oily You're not the best quality I have received from this restaurant I have heard much more better service than this

Had a problem with the order the person pick up the phone at the place was rude and hung up on me. Not good value of money for what you got. Wont be ordering from them again.

Kebabs were amazingly presented and tasted great. The only problem was I ordered the pitta and hummus but only the hummus came and for £4.07 that’s a bit crazy. Would recommend though

Always nice. Quick delivery and we’ll packaged

Very expensive for what you get I will not be ordering from them again. I’m still feel hungry.

Ordered kebab. The portion was smaller than usual by quite a margin, the meat was burnt and dry. I have been a customer for 15 years but I have a feeling they just took my last order

Everything for the kebab came separated so was less greasy! Nice.

Bag was split. Good cold on delivery. And all delivered separately 🤨

We have been loyal to Green Lane for two years now as the kebabs are the best around the Sutton area. Sad to say we were disappointed this time. The large mixed kebabs had very little chicken shish, and contained 3/4 lamb Doner. The meat was dry and overcooked and the salad old and floppy. We’ll give Green Lane one more try and hopefully it would have been just a blip

Didn't quite get it right Didn't prepare food as requested

Food tasted good small portion for a large kebab and was missing a pita bread bit disappointed about that

Excellent as always & arrived much earlier than stated.

I cancelled the order after waiting for nearly 2 hours, they did not return my money .. do yourselves a favor , do not buy from them, use garden kebab in morden.

Prices have gone through the roof. Used to order from here regularly but never again. Kebabs are average. Not worth that sort of money. They've lost a customer.

Got the order wrong did not refund me the money and the quality of the meat was not very good

Really tasty and delivered early too

Good was ok ,,bit cold considering was delivered on time

Food was cold and when we called the restaurant which is two minutes up the road they basically called us liars they must of been delivering elsewhere first.We always use this restaurant but not any more

Lovley food, still warm and fresh

Nothing like last weeks food 6/10 Chips missing Wouldn’t re deliver chips Gotta wait for refund !!!

Lovely chicken shish Fresh salad and they read the notes 10/10 Arrived hot too

This time… was amazing! Great food…. Hot… nice fresh salad and lovely chicken. Great! Thank you guys x

Food ordered at 12.30 14.10 not arrived and unable to cancel. Definitely would not recommend

Always a lovely chicken Shish, yummy chilli sauce and fresh salad. Ordered a few times and was sooo delicious. The chips are also fresh and delivered HOT

Always lovely food from these guys. Highly recommended.

Lovely food especially calamari Will order again

Fantastic as always very delicious speedy delivery Thank you very much

I just had doner was lovely nice chips too

Didn’t turn up again… won’t order again

No food turned up, they got the wrong address… I called 2 times…. They have my number… even with a note… having a bad day, I guess.

Best grills as usual. Mix kebab and grill wings.

Excellent ! ..food arrived on time..steaming hot ..👍🏼 Delicious 😃..

Family meal. Great value and incredibly tasty. I would definitely recommend Green Lane Kebab

Excellent food reasonably priced and delivered on time

Tasty kebab, super early and hot upon arrival!

..Best grill items (nearby) in the Morden and Rosehill area! Don’t wait, go for GreenLane special grill wings, yum…

I was sick for 2 days after eating a lamb donner kebab from this place so was my mate. It should be closed down!!

Got a text to say food was ready, but was 17 minutes earlier than expected which is annoying when you need time to get there and your food has already been prepared. Also owner/ employee was so rude phoned to say next time I want sauce in a pot I need to pay and when we collected order was so unfriendly and rude.

Always happy with the service and food! Never anything to complain about!

Good chicken chips fantastic fresh salad 99%

Consistently good food every time. Wouldn’t order from anyone else!

Disappointed, it’s like you order from a new place and the food is amazing then when you order again it just isn’t the same, food wasn’t hot, it was greasy and oily and the chips were soggy.

One of the best kebabs i have had only thing I could say is the pitta bread could be a bit better but other that the meat was tasty :)

Great kebabs. Delivered early and piping hot.

The top-class grills around Morden High Street and Rosehill area. Don’t wait, go for Greenlane kebabs! This is our fourth year with this restaurant, no disappointments at all! We highly recommend this restaurant.

THE BEST GRILLS ONE COULD GET IT AROUND MORDEN AND ROSEHILL AREA! “DON’T WAIT, GO FOR GREENLANE KEBAB”