Dragon Boat Chinese in Milton Keynes

The worst Chinese food we have ever had. Please don’t waste your money, genuinely awful. Prawn toast was just soggy toast with no prawns. Sweet and sour was a grey gloopy sauce with no flavour at all. Cheap meats and ingredients in the ‘special’ chow mein. Just generally very bland, tasteless food. We called to complain and were told no one ever has any issues so it’s us with the problem. Charming customer service to accompany the dreadful food. Takeaway at its very worst. Save yourself, it’s too late for us!

I’m not sure why there are such negative reviews for this take away! We just got our food delivered via just eat, it was 10 mins early and piping hot and moreover, absolutely delicious! We regularly order from here and it never fails to deliver!

Ordered takeaway delivery at 8pm. Driver arrived at the bottom of my road at 10:05. I walked out in the pouring rain to collect. Food was stone cold. Driver couldnt speak a word of English just kept saying sorry. Hopeless terrible servicr

got takeaway of chicken balls and satay sauce and spicy beef the chicken was cooked in old oil and overcooked the spicy beef was beef in sauce and lots of peas satay sauce was very runny spring rolls disgusting and prawn crackers very greasy definetley the worst chinese food i have eaten will never go there again

First time we’d ordered, only ordered as my Son wanted salt & pepper chips which they charged a fiver for a portion of seasoned chips. Food very greasy and sauces runny. We won’t be ordering again

Ordered a Chinese from here last night and it has maybe put me of a Chinese for life it was that rubbish. Chicken balls were like golf balls if I'm honest, would have cracked your teeth on them, Beef chow main - more like chow main ! 2 bits of beef and they where burnt. The duck was over cooked - I know its meant to be crispy duck but when you bite into eat it and it shatters everywhere in your mouth I think that's a bit to much crispy. Never again will i eat from this place.

Really good food very quick delivery service. I will use again most definitely. Good staff on the phone,.

Fantastic service as always and food delivered 40 minutes earlier than first estimated! The Chilli Prawns Szechuan Style is very much recommended!

Ive never had a chinese takeaway that was so bland expensive for the portions and would never eat from there again

worst chinese restaurant i've ever had in my life. I ordered online at just eats. I ordered the house special Rice. (£ 7.60) the beef in chinese vegetables and chicken chinese stile. The rice (£7,60) was porridge stile with vegetables that even the carrot was not peeled and brown. The beef came with only one vegetable, Pak-choi (£ 8 and when you read "beef in chinese VEGETABLESSSSS you expect more than just one vegetable - Pak-choi), the chicken in the Chinese stile was the most disgusting thing I have ever seen in my life (£6,30 was black) dont order Total whit the just eats order = £24,40 in the bin ahhhhh for the last i called the restaurant and they didn’t give me a refund, they dont have a person who speaks english properly to understand you

Really disappointed with the food! Our food was late and when arrived it was cold! ordered CRISPY chilli beef but when it arrived it was cold and soggy no crisp about it, Chips stone cold and chowmein cold too! Waste of money! Would not recommend to anyone! Now having to cook food for the family because food was in edible!

Food cold , restaurant rude when complained. Refused full refund on food theat was collected not even touched. Told just eat we were not in so could not leave review.

Taste, well there is not any, very bland and disgusting quite honestly, never had a meal like it, all food was very watery and was semi cold when it arrived.

we decided to collect our order as we were hungry and it was quicker to collect it. the food was lovely, hot and tasty. we choose several different meals and each one was lovely. I would definitely purchase again

We ordered around £65 worth of food last night. It arrived hot, fresh and within the specified delivery time (around 45 minutes after ordering). Chinese take-away in the Milton Keynes area can be hit and miss; this was definitely a big hit. There was no greasiness and everything was delicious. This is certainly our new go-to Chinese take-away - if that makes sense.

I ask what sauce did chicken and cashews came in. She replied all fried together with msg!!!! I should have taken heed and not bother it was appalling no flavour and curry sauce a pale yellow stodge. Do not go here it is just awful. Sadly it will not let you submit without a star but believe me it is not worth one star.

Lovely food had all our favourites really loved the beef in black bean and sweet and sour chicken very friendly service too

DO NOT ORDER FROM HERE! Phoned as order was 15 minutes late, was told their driver knocked and called but no answer. We tried to inform them that nobody knocked as we been in and waiting. They didn’t care what we said and were very hostile. They believed their driver over their customers. Told them their service was appalling and we won’t be coming back and leaving a bad review, she was quite happy with this as they get enough customers. Avoid at all costs.

Worse Chinese I’ve ever ordered! The meal took 90 minutes to be delivered and then it was cold. To top it off.... There was a short black hair within the Sweet & Sour chicken ball batter and some random chips amongst the dishes. When I called to complain I was met with rudeness and an attitude that showed they didn’t care as they had our money!! DO NOT ORDER FROM THIS PLACE

Omg never get a Chinese from Dragon boat in new bradwell, was completely over priced and the food was rank! The only good part was the Singapore rice, we had chicken balls that looked like chicken but tasted like water, crispy beef that was dry as a dogs bone, chicken curry that looked like a green pond, some thin noddles that tasted like they been cooked in an old pan that hadn’t been cleaned for god knows how long, beef in black bean that was like chewing on a carpet, all for £45 pound! For two adults and a child!

I am so disappointed that was the worst Chinese I have ever had. I will not be going there ever again food was cold and tasteless and the chicken tasted like plastic