Classic Comedy Dinners in Southend-on-Sea

Ordered a sausage sandwich and the sausages we're black burnt, so I asked for another one which the lady gave me, she brung it out to me and it's it's different sausages but still very burnt and frezzing cold, They have ovbs been sitting for a while and re cooked more than a few times absolutely awlful and I will never eat out of this place again, disgusting

Oh dear … what an atmospheric -less place! High ceilings with operating theatre style lighting, benches and aluminium chairs, boring icecream area all adds up to an uninteresting cold place. A Hot chocolate with whipped cream and marsh mellows here costs a whopping £5.80 Whatttt!! A silly place to attract ..who? A family couldn’t afford to bring their kids here but an average family wouldn’t want to spend any time here either so who is this unenterprising place designed to attract.

Food is absolutely horrible DO NOT ORDER

Absolutely disgusting. The workers are rude, plus my order never turned up. They are refusing a refund, not even a 1 star! Vile...

i added my bank details to the website as i was ordering some scran and it literally has stolen my details and my card is being used via apple pay in turkey- i just wanted a pizza bruv and now i am moneyless and have been scammed