Classic Comedy Dinners in Southend-on-Sea

Ordered a sausage sandwich and the sausages we're black burnt, so I asked for another one which the lady gave me, she brung it out to me and it's it's different sausages but still very burnt and frezzing cold, They have ovbs been sitting for a while and re cooked more than a few times absolutely awlful and I will never eat out of this place again, disgusting

Food is absolutely horrible DO NOT ORDER

Not quite sure about the lower ratings from others. Found it to be a lovely cafe, friendly staff, acceptable prices (you're over a mile away from shore, at this point you're paying for convenience, worth keeping in mind) That being said, had the cod goujons and chips, which was delicious. Perfect, in fact. Great service from the staff and not a long wait at all, considering a full train's worth of customers came through the door at once.

Absolutely disgusting. The workers are rude, plus my order never turned up. They are refusing a refund, not even a 1 star! Vile...

On an October evening there was not much open on southend front. We were peckish and after some quick feeding, fat also caught our eye. Interesting American dinner theme. Food was good, service was friendly and quick and the milkshakes were great.