Brookhouse in Liverpool

Shame that so many tables where reserved for the football. We arrived a few hours early to eat some food and have a few drinks, and settle before kick off only to be met with a pub more than half empty but no tables available. Went and ate down the road instead.

I don’t quite have the words for a place like this. 10/10 stunning sights, Michelin star food… absolutely to die for… would recommend for any wedding or funeral!! The liverpool decor is exquisite, would make a toffee feel at home🥰 x

great pub, cheap pints, even if ronan’s 0/7 for pulling after dropping loose game there

Euan I have a boss time in Brooke

Great result, on to next week 💪💪💪

Me are mcloving brookehouse tonight! It’s finger licking good

Dear Ewan, forgive our misguided quest, Cheating in the quiz, we must confess. Lacking brain cells, we strayed astray, But now we seek redemption, come what may. In moments of weakness, we faltered and fell, But integrity's path, we'll tread it well. With remorse in our hearts, we ask for your grace, And pledge to honor the quiz's rightful place. So here's our apology, short and clear, We'll embrace honesty, without fear. Forgive us, Ewan, for our foolish choice, As we strive to let integrity's voice rejoice.

Solid pub quiz and Ewan is a decent host even if he has rubbish tattoos. Great place to drop loose game (cough cough Ronan)

There once was a quiz master named Ewan, Whose questions were tougher than chewin’, In the pub, pints a-flowin’, His riddles kept goin’, Leaving us laughin’ and brewin’!

A Jolly Jaunt to Brookhouse: Where Laughter's on Tap 🍻 From the moment you waddle into the quaint and quirky Brookhouse Pub in Liverpool, you'll realize you're in for a barrel of laughs and maybe a pint or two (responsibility is key, folks!). Nestled in the heart of Liverpool, this place has the magical ability to turn a dull day into a sitcom episode you wish you had recorded. First off, let's talk ambiance. If the walls of Brookhouse could talk, they'd probably sing Beatles tunes with a twist of Monty Python's humor. It's like stepping into your eccentric uncle's living room if your uncle had a penchant for vintage pub signs and an obsession with cheeky British memorabilia. Service? Oh, you'll be greeted with smiles wider than the Mersey River. The staff are so friendly and witty, you'll start wondering if "comedian" was a job requirement. Ordering a pint comes with a side of banter that's so refreshing, you might forget to actually drink your beer. Now, the real highlight: the humor. It’s not just in the atmosphere; it’s in everything. The menu, for one, is a masterpiece of puns. Ever tried the "Chicken Tikka Maslager"? It's like a gastronomic joke that actually tastes amazing – truly, a bewildering experience for the senses. And let's not forget the events. Their quiz nights are like no other, mainly because you're not sure if you're there to answer questions or laugh until you cry. The quizmaster is a legend in his own right, armed with jokes that could make even the sternest of patrons crack a smile. But perhaps the crown jewel of Brookhouse's comedic endeavors is the random appearances of locals who've unintentionally become part of the establishment's charm. From the guy who holds philosophical debates with his dog to the lady who seems to wear hats themed to whatever holiday is least relevant, it feels like a casting call for a comedy show where everyone's unwittingly auditioned. In conclusion, the Brookhouse Pub in Liverpool is more than just a place to grab a drink; it's a vortex of joy, laughter, and surprisingly good food that'll have you coming back for more. Whether you're there for the comedy gold dished out by the staff, the hilarious menu items, or the patrons who are characters in their own right, you're in for a treat. Just remember, while the beer might be fantastic, it's the laughter that truly intoxicates. Cheers to Brookhouse, the pub where the spirits are high and the laughs are plenty!

I’m using this platform to apologise Manager Steve for taking free drinks from Ewan at The Brookehouse and letting him book me a holiday to Glasgow to go to the Willy Wonka Experience.

Happy womb-departure day to the main man-ager. Have a great day remembering the day you passed ye ma’s wet crusty lips. Ps. if you get your mum to run up the stairs quick enough it sound like happy birthday whistling out of her front side.

Roses r Red, Violets r blue, Happy Birthday Steve The Brookie loves you Up the Reds!!!!

In Liverpool's lively hub, at the Brookehouse snug, Lives a lad named Steve, with a quirky mug. His birthday's a blast, so let's raise a cheer, But beware, the toilets, where urine's near! So here's to Steve, with his comedic flair, May your birthday be filled with laughter in the air. And though the toilets may not smell like a rose, Your charm and wit, Steve, truly outdo those!

Food? Banging. Drinks? Smashing. Steve after birthday celebrations tonight? Hanging. Happy birthday Steve love your work king xx

Steve reminds me of a summers day where rain is far from sight and all you can see in your minds eye is his beautiful silhouette behind the bar. His birthday is my personal Ramadan, Lent, Christmas and New Year. He is a joy, a celebration and immaculate representation of a man. He smells of mint. Happy Birthday Steve, you complete me.

Happy Birthday Dave Bautista (aka Ste) Love Gru

Now I don’t say this often but… WOWZERS. The pub quiz turned my Monday into a MonYAY. Ewan is the reason we come back every week, his dictation of words is astounding and choice of questions never fails to amaze me. I live, laugh, love, AND learn at this pub quiz. I don’t know what I would do without it. Ewan, you are the GOAT. With your guidance and nurturing, we now feel prepared to enter into The Chase. But don’t worry, when we get rich and famous we will never forget you. ❤️

"Alright, Islanders, gather 'round! As we dive into this re-coupling, let's take a moment to celebrate the heart and soul of our villa experience: The Brookhouse pub in Liverpool. Just like this iconic pub, our journey here has been filled with laughter, camaraderie, and unforgettable memories. Now, when it comes to the life of the party, we can't help but think of Ewan. Ewan, mate, your presence in this villa is like the warm glow of the pub's fireplace on a chilly Liverpool night – comforting, inviting, and oh-so-charming. Your wit and humor have lit up every corner of this place, turning even the most mundane moments into belly-aching laughs. In a villa full of characters, you, Ewan, shine like the brightest star in the Merseyside sky. Your amazing personality and genuine presence have brought us all together, creating bonds that we know will last far beyond our time here. So, in the spirit of The Brookhouse and all the magic it holds, I choose to couple up with Ewan. Because with him by my side, every day feels like a celebration, every conversation a toast to friendship, and every moment an adventure waiting to unfold. Here's to The Brookhouse, to Ewan, and to the incredible journey we've shared together. Cheers, mates!"

There was an instant connection from the moment I moved to liverpool, their bottle of wine is cheaper than the students union, they have the best quiz's in town, they play all the rugby and football games and they even have an Ireland flag up for us girls. The Brookhouse has always been a welcoming spot to us when we are hungover and hair of the dog is the only option... they even allowed my friend to come in wearing her dressing gown and a Turkey hat. Home to our very first lacrosse social, upon the debut of our all irish girl team. The relationship may have begun on university terms, but I definitely see it working on a much larger scale. We have had a great journey getting to know each-other but with each visit brings new memories and adventures that we will continue to tackle as a team.

I would like to couple up with this person because you have always been there’s for me through tough time. The toilets have coached me through a Wednesday night social and the bartender has kept me well liquidated throughout the evenings. With cider blacks always flowing, I have to put all my eggs in one basket and have say that I know this pub is the perfect match for me and I can see this relationship lasting in the real world (for the next 3 years) So the person I would like to couple up with is…. The brookie.

It’s been a rocky experience through our journey in Smithdown. After previous couples with BeeSwing and The WillowTavern. I felt myself lost and alone. When I was with them I felt I couldn’t fully open up and be myself. When i first locked eyes with the 2£ doubles on thursdays, I knew fate had brought us together. Since time has passed and I’ve made a deeper connection, with ups and downs through the euros, we’ve made it out even stronger and find myself gravitating towards this place (during the week for students deals) and i know we’ll make it all the way through the world cup and maybe even further…… to the final. 🤍🍺 The pub I’d like to couple up with is … The Brookhouse.

i would like to couple up with this pub because she wowed me the first time i saw her and she opened up her doors to me. her pints may seem cheap to some, but to me her crisp, cool beverages properly tickle my fancy. i get fanny flutters when my friends mention her name. i want to spend every day inside this pub. she’s been on a long journey with a lot of people inside her this semester, but she is the one for me. so the pub i would like to couple up with is… the brookhouse.

Brookhouse is where love and libations collide – a recoupling haven for anyone seeking drama, laughter, and a touch of Love Island magic. It's the perfect place to raise a glass, toast to new connections, and maybe find your own islander to share a cocktail and a cheeky kiss. Here's to Brookhouse – where every night is a recoupling ceremony waiting to happen! 🌴💋

If Ewanna be my lover you have got to quiz ❤️

Ewan is a top guy, his quizzes are belter, the bevvs aren’t too shabby either

Would steep to say this is the eighth wonder of the world. This is the only place I feel safe and supported to be myself. I would also like the Prosecco please. Would make it become the first wonder. This man is the dragon of pub quizes ; I want him to be dragging his balls on my face

Came for the quiz, went home pregnant.

Did the quiz. Luke was sound. Just kept waffling about his kids. Good night tho

Brookhouse has helped me out a lot this year, they are the liveliest, outgoing crazy pub I’ve ever been in, they’re always accomodating and cheap half the price loveliest staff love them all!!!brookhouse is life

Ewandn’t wanna miss this pub quiz !! Awesome vibes x

Ewan me baby ain’t nothing but mammals So let’s do it like they do it on the Discovery Channel

I had a delightful experience at The Brookhouse, where Ewan provided excellent service. The pub's cozy atmosphere and diverse drink menu, coupled with Ewan's friendly and attentive demeanor, made for an enjoyable evening. I highly recommend stopping by for a relaxing time and great hospitality.

Always a good welcome lots of students it feels safe

Had a lovely experience was served by Ewan I’ll have to remember my sunglasses next time though as the glare from Ewan’s bald head nearly blinded me. All in all was a great experience though

Attended the quiz on Monday night with a group of friends. Had a great time, cheap drinks, good laugh and Ewan on the quiz was great. Will come back 👍🏻

The way he pours them Pints, Ewan is magical - an experience being served by him was worth coming itself

Ewan always makes sure I have the best experience with my son, love the Brookhouse

Ewan is the best I will die happy having been served by him and his quizzes changed my life!

Ewan was a great quizmaster, fab night

Scranned down on me Xmas feast burger with a massive hangover, and then got bevved again!

Ewan is a legend. Doesn't deserve bad reviews #justiceforEwan Lots of love -Mark the Chef

Lovely staff and friendly atmospher, quiz nights are fun for students 🥰

Went on a date here with a boy, told me he was going out for a a smoke and didn’t come back, left his coat so I stole it, when I got home realised it was a £500 coat, sold it in Vinted for £450, a wins a win I guess

Great place for a drink and the football

Lovely place for a cheap drink and some grub, Nicole was very helpful in serving me and made the experience better.

Nice atmosphere and wonderful staff. Our server, Jennifer was very helpful.

The staff are always nice and friendly also the food isn't so bad either I have come 2 days later now but for evening meal, I am very disappointed I asked for gammon and chips plain with no egg no veg nothing because got a allergy to eggs I said could you take that back and told them why, the girl brought the same peice of gammon back I told her I advise you if you don't want me to sue you take that away, it all got sorted in the end but am sticking to the lunch time staff next

Warm and welcoming pub with a good selection of food and drink. I was served by Nicole who was very polite and friendly.

Lovely pub! Food was delicious and excellent service from Nicole! Will definitely be back!

Was out for a walk on a Sunday afternoon when me and my family decided to go for lunch in the Brookehouse on Smithdown Road, the atmosphere was vibrant when we arrived and we were served by a lovely and good looking cohort of bar staff, particularly a witty young chap by the name of Ewan. However, when we recieved our drinks and sat down for food my mother in law wanted more bacon bits on her on her Hunters Chips and a senior member of staff rudely took away her plate and shockingly on his return slammed the plate in front of her and spat in her face and then preceeded to do a backflip in celebration, which caused all of my children including my 9 month old newborn to start crying, to which he berated them and called them ‘little baby faggots’, I was furious with this behaviour and demanded to speak to his manager. To my suprise he held out his hand and said ‘You’re looking at him, the names Stephen’…We will not be returning to this establishment!

The bar tender called ollie poured a perfect pint for me

Ollie hicks service was amazing

Ollie went above and beyond, amazing bar man so helpful :)

Great place. Nicole made our experience even better! Such a warm welcome and fantastic service. Will return!

Great pub at the top of Smithdown. Service from the silly little man called Joe was excellent

Joe pours a great pint Cheers Will be back with the hubby 🤗

Joe is amazing or something like that.

It always a pleasure to visit the infamous Brookhouse. The atmosphere is unmatched! The last time I was there the lovely little Joe helped with the assistance of my elderly Nan :) He was so kind!

I love to frequent this establishment, always a fun atmosphere and helpful and happy staff, especially the smiley man Joe. :)

Nicole was a great woman, food was incredible loved the chicken katsu chips what a lovely team will defo go back

Great place, we called in for a quick drink and stayed for food! Pleasant helpful staff, especially Nicole, makes such a nice change to be greeted by pleasant friendly staff. Food was great & good value. Would definitely recommend.

Great night- fab atmosphere for drinks and food and lovely service from Nicole and the team

Great pub with friendly staff, especially Nicole. She was so lovely I will definitely return.

Excellent pub! Friendly staff! Big thank you to Nicole for fast service and banter from behind the bar

Had a great time at this homely pub with my friends and will definitely be back for more! Great service from Jack and the team xx

Food was good, service was better! Felt right at home with bartender jack! :)

great food great drinks great atmosphere!!!!!!! served by jack who was lovely and had a great chat with us about our travels :)) Thank you!

Had the most lovely night thanks to Jack - he was such a warm and friendly bartender. Would totally recommend spending a night here for the tastiest drinks and great vibes.

We had a lovely time at brook house. Special mention to Nicole, lovely and very polite young lady. Would deffo recommend to anyone looking for a great atmosphere and drinks

Excellent service from Nicole, made our evening. We will be back!

Love my visit every time I come here but just wanted to take the time to say Nicole provided some of the best service I’ve ever had. Was so helpful helping me pick a drink and same with the food, gave it promptly with a huge smile. Amazing young girl

jack is so good at pouring carlings I would never drink them anywhere else. What a legendary man - I could even say ja-mazing!

Visted from whitby with my partner we had the the pessure of the server jack who talked us threw any questions we had about the beers and recommened our new favourite ! he was so polite and funny Thanks jack for making our vist to the place a 10/10 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Jack on the bar was super friendly and quick to sort out a drink order for a big group. Nice place to go for drinks, would reccommend.

Jack was a friendly face on bar and sorted our drinks very promptly. Lovely atmosphere here would recommend to any parties.

Went in with my dog and within 2 minutes a guy came up to us with a bowl of water for her. It's the little things that count 🫶

Nicole has given thé up most service to our table. The charisma and charm has made our evening. The recommendations for drinks has also been spot on.

10/10 so lovely always take my grandkids Absl lovely spot always a lovely crowd!

One time at the brookhouse Nicki minaj came on and everyone in the pub did a Congo line around the pub and necked a pint at the same time from Oliver

My maddest memory of here...remember the film BASEketball where you have to put each other off? Welll try playing basketPOOL...never seen so many balls in the pockets...

Great atmosphere, once walked in and saw a topless old man using five tables as a slip and slide before crashing face first into the floor, would definitely come back again

This place is absolutely the best place on planet earth if AS could design a pub this would be it (minus the gothic columns)

Nicole gave excellent service she was so lovely and welcoming

Really great customer service , friendly staff. Great atmosphere. Lovely drinks and food

The Brookhouse provided a great service this afternoon. The food was great and the bar staff were lovely. Thank you!

nicole is a slay, she made me feel so so comfortable and happy. best service i’ve ever received. give that gal a raise !!

We are new to the area and this place was close by and had a good menu so thought we would bring the family for dinner. Clearly not the place for families, or good food for that matter. The app for ordering wouldn't work on anyone's phone so ordered at the bar. Bar staff were friendly. But I wasn't given a receipt (this only mattered later). Food was average priced but very small portions. They missed one of the kids meals we ordered so had to go back and reorder and wait. Food all took ages to come. Kids goujon meal only came with 2 chicken tenders and small portion of fries. Even my skinny 7 year old was still hungry. They missed another item apparently as it didn't arrive and I had to reorder. Steak, was asked to be medium, came nearly raw. Waitress looked surprised to be told this and just shrugged. Steak was inedible, unless you like your steak Blue. The rest was flavourless, bland and basic. Wouldn't eat here again. To be fair, it looks like a fun hang out for the Uni crowd, and really no one else seemed to be eating. I think it's just a gastro pub in name and more focused on the social drinking crowd. That's okay, just be warned to eat somewhere else, and maybe don't bring kids. Our expensive mistake.

I can’t lie I swear I saw manager Steve boot someone’s nan down Level stairs. 10/10 pints anyway x

A poem for Steve, titled; ‘Steve Don’t You Ever Leave’ In a world where dreams take flight, there's Steve, a shining light, With a heart so kind, and eyes that gleam, he's living out his dream. In fields of code, he finds his way, each line of text, a bright array, With keystrokes swift, he paints the screen, a digital artist, unseen. But beyond the screen, there's much more to know, Steve's a friend, with a warmth that does show, In laughter and stories, in joy and in strife, He's the kind of friend who brightens your life. Through challenges faced and mountains climbed, Steve's resilience and spirit, truly sublime, With a smile that's infectious, a spirit so free, In the story of Steve, we all want to be. So here's to Steve, in this poetic rhyme, A friend, a dreamer, a star in his prime, May his journey be filled with joy and delight, A beacon of hope, in the darkest of night.

I swear i saw steves dad getting nabzys yesterday. Good for him

Steve, is your middle name Main? Because you're the main mann. Love this place

In the realm of pubs, a gem we have found, The Brookhouse, a haven where joy does abound. With five shining stars, we sing its praise, A place where memories are made in countless ways.

Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm in the brookhouse, Where are you?

Came on a Sunday evening and had lovely food with friendly service

Me and my friend joe love the brookhouse pub

I love the brookhouse I am broke Please give me alcohol This is the end of my poem

Staff are always friendly and attentive, good music, cheap student pints, great vibes for all

Yesterday my cat got put down and my family had it cremated without telling me. I came home from a phat session and they left the ashes next to the salt, ended up pouring it on my fish and chips. Thanks for listening to my story, up the wolves.

Hi Steve , Quiz was unreal Phil McCraken is my favourite Phil !