The best restaurants serving Fast food food in New Romney Town Shepway South East

Picture this: Absolutely hammered. Monday night. Stumble into the nearest, greasiest takeaway I can get my incapacitated legs into. And, finally; amazed. Words can't describe the stellar customer service I received here. Till lady - I believe her name is Justin Kong - was doing cartwheels as I read my order, no joke. After I'd finished having a laugh and a jostle with the service staff, the elves in the kitchen got to work. £10 and 10 minutes later I was holding that iconic Wo Sing plastic bag, smiling ear to ear, walking my piss-soaked garments out the door to the nearest memorial bench. The food - oh, the food - was the most phenomenal pile of scran I've ever laid my teeth into. I couldn't wrap my mind around the complex, aromatic flavours - but I could certainly wrap my tongue around them. For what the Kong children may not have in looks, they certainly make up for in culinary ability. I just wish it wasn't so far from Hickleton Main. four stars.

They didn’t give me my 1.5 lire cola