The best restaurants serving Chinese food in Keighley Central Bradford Yorkshire and The Humber

We travelled far and wide to find a Chinese that would really tingle our tastebuds. On our journey we came across the great wall. We thought we’d already been to the great wall of china but this must be the great wall of Bradford. This Chinese was located on a very dangerous road with double yellow lines all the way down. If you don’t know what double yellows are then this means only people under the age of 11 can park here. We are 42 but we thought we’d take the risk #badboys4life. We almost got run over 15 times by boy racers (or girls we don’t judge) whizzing down the street and almost got wiped out by an oncoming basketball!!!! Nearly knocked our heads off. I would say this basketball was also bigger than the average 23cm basketball and i would say it is 24cm. This is an issue that the police need to resolve quickly!!! (The basketball not the boy racers). As we walked into the great wall of Bradford. We were greeted by a lovely lady who i felt a connection with almost immediately, she was lovely! Dave kebab you’re one lucky guy! (If you don’t know who Dave kebab is he is the the lady’s husband, but we don’t know his name so he is now called dave kebab. DISCLAIMER Dave kebab is also our grandad so take that how you will) RIP Grandad Dave x Onto the food, i know this is the least important bit for our HUGE fanbase to read, but it has to be done. Firstly, the salt and pepper chicken was normal chicken in disguise, CANT FOOL ME!!!!! Unfortunately there was nothing salt and pepper about this chicken, it lacked seasoning and was not garnished with the basic correct vegetables that i expect it to come with. (Peppers, onions and rhubarb) disappointing to say the least. If you do not know the recipe for s+p chicken i will tell you. -start off with your one plump turkey -chop the turkey into six equal quarters -boil the turkey -whilst the turkey is boiling chop your veg -grate your 32.5 onions -chop 1kg of peppers -chop the rhubarb -put everything into a wok -cook for approximately 4 hours -finally, throw the full wok into your neighbours garden because you don’t put rhubarb into salt and pepper chicken you idiot!!!! Swiftly, onto the “salt and pepper chips”. I don’t want to assume anything but i firmly believe in my heart that this restaurant has NOT had any ownership of salt and pepper seasoning for minimum the last 5 years, maybe even a decade. This information was collected by our dog sniffer. So it is right. The chips were okay overall, i ate them, but only jew to the top secret recipe sauce they gave us which i cant tell you. But if you are a fan and follow us i will tell you. Look away now if you’re not a fan. I SEE YOU PEEKING TREVOR I KNOW YOU UNSUBSCRIBED 2 DAYS AGO YOU TRAITOR!!! (It was sweet and sour sauce) Onto the noodles. They were delicious and by far the 2 star of the show. They were a good size and nicely coated in sauce. They were saucy, savoury and salsa dancing. I think i counted approximately 32 noodles but im not very good at maths. I was a maths teacher a long long time ago but they fired me for not being able to count past 10. How stupid is that? In conclusion, the woman and service was great, the food came fast and wasn’t terrible but there is a lot of room for improvement. Believe me, since i was fired from being a maths teacher i became a chef in India and Gordon Ramsey said himself that i am the GOAT. If you don’t know what goat is. Its a religious tree in bali that everyone thinks is cool. I wouldn’t come again. But that is probably because of the many incoming basketballs down the street. quick dave duck!!!!! We would recommend to the locals of keefly but be careful of basketballs!!! We personally couldn’t come here again as we leave to go back to India tomorrow. We have a shoe shop to run! If you made it this far make sure you like and subscribe. Remember guys this is our job we do it for the fans. Any tips would be appreciated. All proceeds would go to Dave kebabs returement fund. Definitley not the shoe shop;) xx help us out guys! Love you all, over and out your grizzly goats!

Best Chinese food around here by a mile Portion sizes are big and prices very good Delivery is usually within 30 minutes. Owner is friendly and always asks how I am and what I have been doing

Absolutely no flavour whatsoever. The chips were lukewarm warm. First Chinese meal in a while was looking so forward to it. Very disappointed 😔