The best restaurants serving British food in Denham North South Bucks South East

Great place, which has so much potential but needs new staff as their behaviour indicates they hate being there. Once you know their rules (I’ll list below) it can be a pleasant visit as you can avoid the people entirely and enjoy a nice drink, unless it’s a Latte….. Follow these top tips: Don’t ever pronounce latte incorrectly. Ask the man how to say it and then repeat as required. Don’t ask for a cheese and egg toasted sandwich the wrong way round. Read the order verbatim from the menu, that’s how he likes it. Don’t ask to use the toilet unless you have physical evidence of a purchase from the cafe in your hands. Although taking a sandwich to the toilet is not ideal, it’s saves you being gaslit whilst being desperate for the loo. Read all signs before entering the premises, even the ones you can’t see. Talk about the country of India, he’ll be putty in your hands. NEVER ask for a high chair, you’ll be sent to exile. Stick to these rules and you’ll avoid any psychological damage that would occur otherwise. Hope this helps others who are wishing to visit! I’d say it’s worth it, especially if you thrive off breaking the rules!