The Meal Machine in Aberdeen City

The word inspiration equals impunity because the food has nothing Jamaican about it, the prices are astronomical and the portions are ridiculously small (4 slices of banana £4.50) which doesn't even make 1 full banana ridiculous🙄. The Jerk sauce is yellow (I've never seen one like that). The flavor isn't there which is an insult to Jamaican cuisine. Now I don't know if this is due to there being no Jamaicans in the kitchen or if it was adapted for the Scottish palate 🤷🏾‍ ♀️

Came in last night with a friend for some birthday drinks. I’ve been before and it was great.. just not this time. As soon as we sat down we ordered drinks on the app so we could chat.. about 15 mins then they arrived. I then placed another order for the same drinks. 20 mins past and nothing.. another 10 went by we asked someone about the drinks. She wrote down the order, took a photo of the order and time that I had ordered them and said she would get it rushed along. We are approaching 40 mins since I ordered.. we have a table booked for food at 7:30 so I went up to see where they were. Finally after 45 mins we got the drinks then had to down them as we were going to be late for our next table. What’s the point of the app service if you can’t handle it?

Very beautiful ambience .. loved the food as well..

This place is TERRIBLE! VERY overpriced, food is terrible and the staff all have a face tripping them! Small bottle of water-£2.50 Glass of Pepsi-£4 Twix-£2.20 The worst steak iv had in my life £28! The bathrooms are worn, they have had a lick of paint but still the same old tiles, the taps in the shower and in the sink must be from the 80s as well. The TV is so old it’s not even compatible with your phone. TERRIBLE!