The Green Man in Dartford

Just returned from Green Man. Have to say very disappointed. Calamari was probably the worst starter I've ever had, plate of grease basically followed by an overcooked burger. Staff running around like headless chickens. Massively overpriced. Another example of Rip Off Britain. I won't be returning.

Very nice pub, food was good, so was service. Olivia P was very helpful and attentive

Excellent, friendly service and food was delicious.

Great food & great service from Ashley !!

The pub experience was good. However, we were not asked to register our car for the pub car park, and then received a £100 parking fine. We have used this pub for the last 10 years and never had to register before. Has left a very sour taste and unsure we will be back.

Service was very slow,over an hour wait for starter on a Tuesday. Ordered ribeye surf and turf ,over heard another waiter telling someone there was no ribeye and when my food finally arrived there was no ribeye and no mention of the sirloin on my plate instead of ribeye. Then offered a free desert for the long wait but they didn't have what I wanted . Bill came out wrong as we ordered off special menu they charged us from the main one,had enough by then and went.

The staff were amazing, and our waitress sam was extremely helpful and kind

Prawn cocktail maybe 6/7 prawns small amount of lettuce tiny pieces of tomato and frozen Avacado not nice at all .. but got that refunded. Then comes roast meat was nice but too thickly cut knives not sharp enough to cut vegetables and potatoes luke warm to cold we were so hungry so did not complain but I should as was very poor but the gravy was very good and hot. Don’t think I would want to return very disappointed

We came in today and got served by the wonderful Shelia she always does a fantastic job and gives the best service! Great food too

Lovely food for us adults, but our lil uns weren’t impressed with onions in their mashed potato! Other than that, can’t find fault. Our waitress Sheila was also a star looking after us

Fantastic place and fantastic food, friendly service with nothing to much to do. Been coming here for years and would highly recommend to anyone.

Great evening at the green man. It’s our local pub and we eat here often. The team are lovely, food is amazing and Sheila is lovely!

Delicious food as always and good service from the brilliant Sheila - many thanks

Lovely meal- food was amazing - they accommodated us at short notice Sheila was amazing, really helpful And funny - service with a smile - will definitely head back soon

Delicious food, friendly staff and good service!

Fab service from Sheila and the team for my dads birthday meal

Sheila is wonderful. Friendly, efficient and always makes us laugh. Food and drink great as usual

Great food , great fun. Shiela is a legend !!

Very nice time out for fathers day dinner. The only spoiler of the evening was having to listen to the bloody football and the loud fans watching it. Would be better if you had a separate area for when the football is on or have the tv and the fans quiet.

Great pub . Lovely and warm , great service and fantastic food .

The Sunday roast was so tasty and a good portion

Outstanding service, brilliant food and even better staff! Can not fault it in the green man, longfield ,get yourself down there!

Brilliant service, lovely staff

Kate was a very good waitress. She had good banter and was professional at the same time.

Came here to meet up with family and I can’t fault this place. We all had a roast which was lovely and beautifully presented. We were served by Sheila who was wonderful, she is very happy and polite. Sheila was very helpful and caring when it came to allergies to made sure we had a good time. I can thank Sheila enough for her service.

Love this restaurant. Recommend the Pie of the day with the spring onion mash and roasted carrots. The beef in red wine with puff pastry top is amazing. Staff are lovely, and food is reasonably priced. Download the app for deals. Dogs not just allowed but welcomed, free dog biscuits supplied. Charming place and worth the short detour off the A2.

We visited the Green Man for a post Christmas family meet up. We booked for 7 people forgetting to include the 2 children; on arrival it was not a problem, they were more than happy to pop a small table on the end to accommodate. I was tempted to remove a star for the service as it was a little on the relaxed side speed-wise, but Sheila more than made up for it with her helpfulness. The atmosphere is of a lovely old school country pub, and the food is excellent. We are looking forward to our next visit.

We went over the Christmas period for a few drinks & small bite to eat. Turns out they sadly weren't serving food unless you'd booked a table for 3 courses! However, despite telling us that... they then served hot bar snacks to other guests that were clearly regulars on the table right next to us!

First time visiting with friends, served by Kate who was very helpful, attentive and friendly. Will definitely be returning.

Always enjoy meeting up here with friends for a lovely dinner. Cosy, welcoming pub and restaurant with great food, generous portions and wonderful service. Looking forward to my next visit.

We have come here regularly over the years and always had a great experience. This time was no different other than having Sheila serving us this evening. She was fantastic and went above and beyond checking with the kitchen if certain dishes were vegan for us. A great evening made better by great service by Sheila!

We were here for my father in law's birthday, the food was great, the service was great (Kat). It was a freezing night outside but lovely and cosy in the pub.

Popped in here over the Christmas break for a pizza and Thai curry, both delicious! Our server Sheila was brilliant and really looked after us and was very kind to our son. She also helped with our daughter who can only eat smooth foods. Look forward to visiting again!

As always super clean and tidy fantastic food and brilliant friendly service the best around

Excellent food, and nice friendly service

What an amazing day - 2nd time we’ve come to the Greenman for Xmas - outstanding- so nice not to cook at home - so a massive thank you to everyone working that day and making our family day amazing - a special shout out to the staff that served us “ kat , Olivia and Shiela “ 5 star service from start to finish !! Well done Mike and the team for taking their own time out to make this a special day for everyone

Christmas Day lunch and no complaints. First time there on this occasion and will return. Been to other restaurants for Christmas Day and have been rushed out, not here relaxed and festive. Kat our waitress was engaging and took care of us. Plenty of choice and plates brimming. Really appreciate all staff who must have started extremely early to make our day lovely.

Had a lovely Christmas meal for 10 of us. Great service, Sheila was absolutely lovely 👍

Lovely Charlotte very helpful and service with a smile

Oh dear!!! Don’t know if this pub has changed hands, but out experience today was terrible!!! Our table was booked for half twelve and they told the people behind that they had sold out of turkey!!! Even though they are still giving out the festive menu!!! Dinner comprised of 2 thin slices of turkey a few frozen roast potatoes and a few cold veg!!! I had to send my stuffing back because I couldn’t even get my fork into it!!! To top it off I was drinking % beer and was told they only had two bottles left!!! What sort of festive meal was this!!!! Next year I will pass this place and cook at home with my £80

Poor over cooked near burnt food

Thank you Kat and other members of staff for serving us with a lovely lunch. Excellent service with a smile.

Lovely staff. Very accommodating and friendly. Food was delicious.

Kat was amazing professional and friendly, welcoming and all round lovely lady. Absolute diamond, very rare

Nice venue, very tasty food, and excellent service.

I booked a family christmas lunch for 20 from the festive menu. The staff were brilliant and the food was excellent. I would definitely recommend the green man at Longfield hill for family events.

3rd time coming here and the food is always lovely. Olivia was (still is) wonderful and couldn't do enough for you. She ensured you were fed and watered and all with a smile! 😁

Lovely festive menu served by Olivia who was very attentive, polite and friendly and had an amazing memory .

The whole visit from start to finish was excellent. Service was a bit slow but it was very busy we were apologied to and the food and drink was worth the wait.

Fantastic evening and our waitress was amazingly attentive. She was quick witted and joined in with the laughs we had.

Waitress Kate was excellent, funny, professional, friendly. Just a hoot.

We've driven past this pub on numerous occasions, and always said "We should eat here" but never actually stopped. Well last night, we did, and boy are we glad that we finnaly did! Upon arrival, the staff were friendly and welcoming, despite not booking a table we were seated quickly, I can potentially see that at the weekend this may not be advisable. We didn't wait long to order drinks arrived quickly, and we were not left waiting too long for our food, around 15-20 minutes which for the meals we ordered is totally acceptable. We only had mains, my wife opting for their Lasange, and myself their 10oz rib eye which was cooked to my liking, the steak was flavorsome with a hint of pepper further enhanced by the peppercorn sauce; and the chips? nice, chunky, fluffy with a satisfying bite with flaked sea salt. My wifes Lasange, was a sublime. With a nice thick rich ragu, and perfectly cooked pasta throughout topped with a tasty cheese. The staff and service was brilliant, my only issue was lighting to the rear seemed to be impacted due to a few broken lights, possible victims of recent wind? But this did make the car park darker in places and potentially un-nerving for some customers. FInal summarisation, a perfect little country pub, with home delights, and a warm and welcoming staff and atmosphere. We will definitely be back.

Served by Olivia Pearson who was incredibly friendly and amazing at remembering all of the details of our order off the top of her head! Food was lovely and really swift service.

Great food, great atmosphere & lovely staff, especially the girl who served us, I believe her name was Olivia, we had my 1 year old son with us and she entertained him and made him laugh so much the whole time we was there so I really appreciated that, would definitely recommend 🥰

Slow service and parking was terrible I think due to it being Sunday. Toilets not flushing properly in the ladies.

Lovely Sunday roast very attentive waitress

Olivia is excellent and very attentive:)

Took my Mum out for lunch on Wednesday. Food was lovely. A few items were unavailable but otherwise a good choice. Served by Olivia P who was very attentive & friendly. Thank you.

Olivia P was really friendly and efficient.

I meet with family here when we can. It has a good atmosphere where we can talk and have a catchup with no pressure. Our server, called Kate, was lovely and made sure we had everything we needed but did not pester or overdo the attention. The food was good (lovely chips!), and prompt service. Thank you. Would recommend and will return. Good parking. Took care to ask about any dietary restrictions!

Great lunch, beef brisket was delicious. Our waitress Olivia was very attentive and friendly. Would recommend and will be visiting again

Fab meal. Well looked after by Oliva P and Olivia L. Thank you ladies. Would definitely return

Very packed but service quick and food was great

Wasn’t impressed at all.Went for Sunday lunch yesterday.Asked for beef to be well done as I can’t eat pink meat. Also asked to leave off carrots and parsnips as I don’t eat them and didn’t want to waste food.When meal eventually arrived I had two thin, tiny pieces of meat that was mostly fat, ( for £20) roughly a dessert spoon of cabbage, roast potatoes ( hard and Luke warm) and a job lot of peas.I’d ordered a cauliflower cheese as a side, which was very nice, My husband had the fish and chips which he thoroughly enjoyed, But for over £70 for two, I won’t be going back for Sunday lunch.Lovely building and friendly staff, shame about the roast.

Everything inside pub good, food good evening spoiled by £60 parking charge on top of 160+ food and drink. Did not see sign as running late after 1.30 travel from Dartford. Pub sorted fine thank you.

Charlotte made our experience great. Thanks for a lovely evening and amazing service!

Lovely local pub with great food and atmosphere. Liv served us who was very friendly, polite and accommodating. Really recommend this pub to anyone in the local area looking for a nice spot for lunch or dinner.

Food was lovely, the pie of the day was a great hearty dish perfect for the British weather. Service was excellent and atmosphere made it a nice environment to enjoy a meal and relax.

Brilliant Kate, lovely afternoon with great food and such a lovely service , nice atmosphere, Kate very nice and helpful

We had a wonderful meal at The Green Man. Sheila was fabulous, she made our experience very memorable and we’ll definitely be returning soon. Thanks again Sheila!

I had a lovely Sunday Roast Trio delivered but didn't get any gravey with it... So disappointed!

Sheila, our waitress, made our dining experience a special one. She was attentive, courteous with the right amount of humour and warmth. Thank you Sheila. We enjoyed our fish and chips though the fashionable extra rock salt sprinkled over the top for presentation is unnecessary and unhealthy.

Our server Sheila was exceptional and gave a real personal touch. Food was good and would definitely recommend

I've been here a few tikes for lunch and have no grumbles. The menu is good, lots of choice and food is tasty. Pizza, burgers, lasagne, salad and chorizo sausages, all worth trying. If you have the app you will benefit for a 40% discount on main courses, so not to be scoffed at. Good service as well ....

Lovely place, great food and the staff are very welcoming

Friendly, welcoming, warm and rustic, dog friendly. Amazing food and drinks. Family friendly.

Hostile car parking system. Auto number plate recognition system sent me a parking fine when I called in for lunch. No wonder there were no diners or other customers. Not a friendly pub to visit.

Great service from Olivia and the new pizza was very nice!

It was amazing. Food was good. Olivia made us feel welcome and was lovely.

Birthday treat for my daughter, amazing service, food was fresh and tasty, great pint of cider on tap. Been a couple of times over the last couple of years and it has got better every time

Great food and good value for money, the service is fantastic everytime we visit. Can't fault the staff and having a gluten intolerant wife can be tricky but they are always very accommodating around this 10/10 service 👌🏻

Olivia was friendly, efficient and willing. Food was great. Will be returning.

A lovely evening meal with a great service. The lamb shank was delicious. We will be returning again soon.

Lovely meal and great service from Olivia

Nice restaurant relaxed, service was a bit hit and miss but exceptable food was excellent but pudding seemed a bit ready made although the custard was nice. Would visit again but could do with tweaks here and there

I was served by Sam she is absolutely amazing

Kate our amazing server was friendly, patient and attentive ! Food was lovely and wide menu.

First time here for years. Arrived 3pm and the sunday roast served tasted like it had been cooked hours previous. Dry as a bone to the point of being black. Yorkshire pudding would have needed a chainsaw. Not even the gravy could save the solid potatoes. Very disappointing. Poor value for poor fare.

Fantastic all round, would definitely recommend. Apparently it’s getting refurbed next year too so will be even nicer!

The food was beautifully served and absolutely delicious.

Olivia L was very helpful nothing was too much for her food excellent good portions hearth the money 👌(from the family with a fussy granddaughter day Saturday 😂😂,

The food is excellent and just the right amount I had steak and ale pie pastry was light and the steak and ale was very rich just how I like it Friend had gammon eggs and chips gammon looked really nice The time we went was quite quiet but I know this pub to be busy and service is always good 😊

Had a slightly early booking started very quiet. Soon filled to brim. Lovely old building with atmosphere. Food was excellent tasty and well presented. Waitress Olivia was friendly and very helpful. Definitely will be back

Brilliant service from our waitress Livl. Will differnetly come back.

All good, great service, didn’t have my first choice for main!

A lovely local family pub, the food is always exceptional with a vast variety of dishes and the staff are always welcoming and friendly. Our favourite place to come for a family meal/occassion :)

Mike and his staff are an asset to this amazing country pub! You are always welcomed with a friendly smile and he always has a chat with you. Sheila in the restaurant is brilliant too. We always hope to have her as our waitress.

Absolutely lovely food & wonderful evening best pub I’ve been to for a long time. 10/10

The green man is a lovely pub/restaurant both Olivia’s always happy and nothing is ever to much of an ask great credits to the green man

Served by Olivia tonight she was so polite and provided excellent service and was very attentive with a great attitude. Food was beautiful , a lovely experience overall .