The Full Monty Cafe in Croydon

False Advertising: We went expecting a relaxing breakfast but imagine my surprise when the staff asked us to put our clothes back on! We were expecting the complete 'full monty' experience but all we got was a great breakfast and I know we weren't the only ones upset as I saw a couple of large truckers with an expectant twinkle in their eye, ready to join in until a staff member requested that we cover our sausage and eggs. Please make your advertising clearer as I wouldn't want coach loads of swingers to be disappointed.

Horrible omelette with egg shell in …. Place is scruffy and in need of decoration Avoid would be my advice after my experience

I can't sing the praises of this traditional 'greasy spoon' enough - one of, if not THE, best...😋👍🏻

We visited the Full Monty for the first time for a breakfast after an early morning walk on the Downs. Fantastic full English cooked and served by really helpful and friendly staff.

My local friends treated me to a trip this old skool caff. Didn’t go for the biggest breakfast but did manage to wolf down the slightly smaller Monty instead. There’s plenty of parking but bear in mind it’s only accessible heading south on the A23.

This small gem of a place served up a fabulous breakfast. Generously sized rashers of bacon, tasty sausages, perfectly cooked egg and good tea. Both ladies were very friendly and helpful. I recommend this cafe.

Been here a few times for lunch food is always cooked well and good size meals at reasonable prices, usually served within 5 minutes. Clean and tidy. Will go again.

This is the best breakfast in the area in a proper trucker stop fashion that means the servings are delicious and massive and the atmosphere is friendly with plenty of banter. Love it here.

Been passed this place for many years visiting family in the area but never been in . This weekend sad occasion as last family member died week which gave us the opportunity to call into this small cafe. Lovely friendly staff , good choice of meals which were freshly cooked . Bacon fantastic along with the choice of additions including black pudding , hash browns . Hear the toilets have soft loo paper but on this occasion not tried . Small book club in the corner supporting local charities . From work mans cafe , couples looking for value , football route this place caters for all . Good value for money and will be calling in again as visiting the area in another couple of weeks to close the family house .

What a great service by this friendly team at the full Monty. Always fresh and cooked to order and plenty of it too. I always stop here when making a delivery to Croydon a few spaces for HGV yo park in layby as I do. A huge breakfast and a coffee and bread n butter on nice bread. Well done guys thanks for another great meal

The full monty cafe is a road side cafe serving possibly the best full English breakfast ever. Excellent traditional English cafe.

On the way home from Croydon where we had visited the Aerodrome Hotel for an Aviation Ephemera Sale, we decided to stop for an early lunch. Having passed this Café on the way into Croydon, we stopped in the surprisingly spacious carpark and popped our heads round the door. The surroundings are clean and bright and the menu has plenty of choice. The place was bustling, but the staff took the time to give us a friendly greeting as 'first time' customers. We had the 3 egg omelette with freshly made chips. The meal was hot and well prepared. Looking surreptitiously at the other customers plates, I am not sure I would be able to cope with 'The Full Monty' - perhaps just the 'Mont' - (about 1/3 of the size)!! The mugs of tea were excellent - real 'builders tea' - hot, strong and sweet! The whole thing for the two of us was £11 and we will be returning, as it is just a 3 mile detour from the M25 - I watched the milometer!

The full monty breakfast is a challenge...2 of sausages eggs bacon fried bread, hbs,Tom's, plus beans bread and butter and coffee. Extras of toast brought the charge to 8 quid! Hot well cooked and quick. No it isn't 'posh' but it is clean and friendly ...they serve breakfast in the time a coffee shop takes to make a flat white, let alone a skinny machiatto with hazelnuts and cream...Too posh to save money? Then it's not for you, but if you are on the road, it's what you need..PS don't plan any more meals for the day after an FM !

A simple clean cafe with good access and parking. An oval plate full and a mug of coffee for £7 but smaller options are available. ( I couldn't finish it)Always clean and friendly and without delay. Had to meet a friend down the road at another venue where a simple small coffee cost £2.75 !Been there before and will continue to go there in the future. Service at the other place was off hand, take it or leave it. No I am not a friend or local, I live in Devon a pass occasionally but know where I want to stop.

We use this place every Friday to get in breakfast meals and sandwiches for the workers,never been let down, best truckers type cafe for miles