The Counting House in North East Lincolnshire

Feet stuck to the floor as you walked in, die of thirst waiting for a drink at the sticky bar, and there’s been buckets in the middle of the floor catching drips from the ceiling for months and months. Only went for the ‘Day disco’ advertised but that was also a big letdown - didn’t even have the lights down…..oh and the hospitality’ of the management certainly leaves a lot be desired.

I love this Bar .. fair prices .. lovely atmosphere very chilled out place if you want to go to a quiet bar in the day .. bar staff are very welcoming.. it’s a must !

Tipped up on an old works night out but didn’t appreciate the state of the place until I walked in a couple of days ago in November. Carpets looked filthy roof was leaking internally and no one in at 19:15 just wonder why. Hopefully it gets investment required and sorts it’s decor out as the street needs places like it.

Good atmosphere but the worst zombie I have ever tasted in my 35years of life. Zombie tasted more of sugar than alcohol staff poured measures very sharpley which were likely not full shorts. I feel this reflected on the super sugary un enjoyable taste

Wasn’t impressed could have been better. Staff no where to be found, starter just warm, good pint though

£38 for 4 cocktails served by rude staff that had no desire to be there . Porn star Martin served with a Prosecco in a plastic disposable miniature cup . If selling cocktails at that price possibly need to make it more of a enjoyable experience

Booked 2 months ago for a master class for a surprise birthday. Upon paying a deposit ( which the bar manager stated would be fine to pay 2 weeks prior to the date ) another manager ( who has recently taken over the company) informed me this date had been double booked and that there was nothing he could do .. terrible organisation/ communication. Had to find somewhere else with not much notice. Tone of voice on the phone also very abrupt and rude! Will be sticking to other bars in cleethorpes from now on

The worst place in Cleethorpes! their drinks are watered down and rude staff!!! and a rude RACIST MANAGER that thinks it is ok to enter the LADIES TOILETS!!!

Chef inspired by Italian roots created fantastic dishes. Take a minute to enjoy the artwork within the restaurant. Great food without being overly pretentious. The small plates were perfect to share or as a lite meal. Tip - prepare to wait 45min for the cowgirl ribeye.

Don’t bother going for a meal it no longer serves food. It is now a drink only venue. Very disappointing when it is shown in the restaurant section.

Visited here for the first time on Saturday and will definitely be returning. We heard they had a great cocktail menu so decided to try it and we wasn't disappointed. The cocktails were out of this world. The bar man was very friendly and knowledgeable and recommended cocktails he thought we would enjoy and they were amazing. I would give more stars if I could.

Restaurant set in an old bank with the original vault and modern stylist decor is what we experienced when we arrived and instantly loved this place. We was shown through to the restaurant and was waited on hand and foot by our waitress. She couldn’t do enough for us. Cocktails are beautiful and cleverly made with traditional and modern twisted (lightbulb was my fav) Now the food!!!!! Wow!!!!!! Wow!!!!!! Wow!!!!!!! Super fresh ingredients. Chefs really know how meat works with different flavours! Everything was freshly made with an exclusive vibe but they have managed to keep that homemade authentic feel to the food! We paid £63 for two starters and mains and that included a cocktail and beer. So this place will not break the bank ;)

Had a lovely lunch , the chicken kebabs where delicious and the staff where lovely,can recommend the foid

Went and had a lovely lunch today and served by a young lady called Chloe, service was excellent and we would highly recommend. Will be back again in the future

We have just had the most amazing bottomless brunch at The Counting House! The pancakes were incredible and the lady looking after us was called Chloe and was absolutely fantastic. We will definitely be back!

We moved to Cleethorpes 2 years ago and it was our first visit to The Counting House yesterday. I wish we’d come earlier. The staff are so friendly and welcoming, the atmosphere is lovely as is the decor and our lunch was delicious! Will definitely be returning.

Loud music as we entered but the Restaurant area is set back and comfy. We were there with friends to eat before a concert. The wives both had a unique Caesar salad, "all the right ingredients put together in an odd way" I had the chicken berrito special - it was ok but lacking in spice. My mate had Japanese chicken & noodles, apparently tasty. So average food but the experience was spoiled by the over attentive waitress constantly asking "Is everything alright for you today, anything else i can get you" Trust me if i need anything i will ask ! It happened that often we rushed our food so we could leave ASAP.....Wont return.

Took my two daughters for Sunday lunch today and it was absolutely gorgeous! Nothing was too much trouble for the new Chef whose food was a hit with us. Thank you to you all, can’t wait to come back for food again xx

Came with a couple of friends on Monday evening, it’s our favourite place to visit. We decided to have some snacky bits while having a few drinks. The nachos from the safe snacks were incredible and their beef dripping chips are so tasty! Thank you...

Visited today with my friends for lunch, the service from grant and Kaylee was absolutely fantastic. The seafood spaghetti was delicious, the staff are so polite and friendly. Everything was presented beautifully. There was so much to choose from. The staff that you have are...

Arrived to the restaurant without a booking and it was empty. Waitress was very polite and the starter was lovely. We was given a bottle of tap water for the table and we noticed that the rim was coated in mould whilst we was eating...

Came in for food & cocktails with my friends had Chloe serving us and she was delightful. Really good at recommending cocktails. Will definitely be back soon.

Came in for a meal with a couple of friends and had the Japanese chicken the flavours was amazing the drinks was next level my friends and I thought we would mix it up and try some of the cocktails and I have to say...

I went in on Monday and I have to say the staff were so welcoming and attentive, drinks were lovely just like the service, Can’t complain and the knowledge that the staff have with their products is fantastic considering how much they must remember behind...

Came in for a family meal yesterday for Father’s Day and was very pleased with the service I received. Staff were welcoming and attentive, cocktails were beautiful and food was great. Waiting times were minimal and service was amazing. Thank you very much for your...

Have booked a table for Sunday lunch. At welcome we have been told they are short staffed and they only serve burgers, steak and Sunday lunch. We have decided to stay in and give it a try. Cutlery was either covered with lime scale or...

Popped in for couple of drinks and loved the place ! Entertainment was on a singer with his guitar he was great ! I don't drink but from what I saw the cocktails looked amazing !

Came for a spot of lunch while I was in the area, fantastic food! Have been here before so always impressed with the standard and quality of the food and service. Staff are super attentive. Will definitely be back again.

Converted former Bank premises , fitted out to a high level. Cocktail bar with separate restaurant area. Efficient and friendly staff. Sunday lunch is probably the best in town. Quality fresh Ingredients. Beef served pink, just as I like it ! Large, free-form Yorkshire pudding!

Had a lovely meal followed by several lush cocktails. The staff were very friendly and helpful. Dj was also good. Our dog very much enjoyed himself people watching too

Tried the Game of Thrones afternoon tea at the Counting House which was both a very pleasant and amusing experience. The rancid pork pie was delicious and the unsullied meatballs were a giggle. Plenty of food and all was very tasty. Also added a couple...

Popped in for lunch as I always try to when down here as I love this place. Walked in and it was nice and busy what is always nice to see, greeted by the welcoming and polite girls behind the bar, after showing me to...

Excellent freshly cooked food, great menu something for everyone. Very attentive staff and very well run restaurant it’s a must visit. Reasonable priced too.

Outstanding food. We had a group of 19 and everyone's food was perfect and plentiful. We had roast dinners and children's meals. The service was perfect and the value was commendable.

Fantastic night. Food was scrummy, cocktails were so nice, and plenty of choice on offer. The service was how service should be!! Coming back… without a doubt

Fantastic food and drinks excellent service by all highly recommended fantastic atmosphere stunning place

Came in on Saturday afternoon for the Easter afternoon tea with a group of friends. Was absolutely delicious will definitely be back for the next one

We came for afternoon tea and the cocktail class for my hen party. The afternoon tea was delicious, couldn’t fault it. Grant and Kyle held our masterclass after this, they both made it a brilliant experience for me and my party. Everyone has said what...

What a fabulous Mother’s Day lunch at the Counting House, food was delicious & simply the best cocktails around. The staff are attentive, courteous & very knowledgeable about both food & drinks. A must go to for anyone visiting Cleethorpes.

Had such a good night with my friend, the atmosphere here is so good! We had dinner and cocktails and honestly couldn’t fault it. The staff were fab, i’m quite picky with my food and nothing was too much for them. Definitely recommend :)

Family treat for the Disney afternoon tea. Busy venue as always however service was still good. Afternoon tea delicious! Can’t wait for the next theme! We will be back soon! Our favourite venue.

Absolutely fuming after arranging a works leaving meal here, they should not take on big parties if they can not cope. Two members of staff trying to serve 37 of us. I gave them a pre order a week in advance and the food was...

Overpriced food, average service and what could have been a lovely day spoiled by a hen do where they staff joined in and behaved just as loutishly as the screaming girls allowed behind the bar to do as they pleased. While there may be a...

The overall experience was akin to a Saturday night Sunday morning kebab shop with even limited understanding of what their patrons would expect. A live 2 hour screaming hen so backed up by pounding house music while serving high tea with cakes and scones. Probably...

Excellent cocktails and amazing service from a very friendly team. We can’t wait to go back. Thank you for looking after us and making our visit so enjoyable.

Me and my friend was passing by the counting house and decided as a last minute thing that we was going to have some food. We have been here before, but that was a while ago. Honestly forgot how great the standard of this place...

Booked last minute for a Sunday roast and they kindly got us booked in a lovely table in the window. I had the pork and it was absolutely delicious my husband had the lamb and it was also amazing, we thrn had puddings all I...

Took the wife and daughter there on Sunday after being overcharged twice at the bar our food arrived after biting into my chicken it tasted cold on closer inspection it was completely raw and I mean raw a good vet could have brought this back...

The Counting House offered a themed Disney afternoon tea for £18.50 this included unlimited coffees an teas and water. After visiting various other places for afternoon tea I found this to be excellent value for money. The coffees were lattes which was q surprising qddition....

Booked my mum in for surprise afternoon tea for her birthday and she can not praise it enough. Food was amazing and the team were exceptional. Huge thanks to chloe and grant you realy made it special for mum.

What great fun we had, a group of 10 ladies, getting to make and then drink our chosen cocktails. Grant and Kyle were fantastic hosts, allowing us to join them behind the bar. We got to make 3 cocktails each and the experience included a...

We had a table booked, ordered food no problem!! When the food came, one dish was a warm roasted veg salad with feta cheese, no feta!! Coleslaw came but was off, tasted like fish and we ordered 2 portions of chips, both came but one...

Cocktails were flowing, fabulous service.food was fantastic!!! Can’t wait for the next one !! An event not to be missed

Amazing service… cocktails were absolutely amazing!! Service and food fantastic Thank you and can’t wait for the next time !!!

Excellent cocktails of the month along with the fantastic cocktail menu. Visit regularly so always try to have something different. With the counting house it never disappoints

Came in on a Monday evening for a meal and we chose of the 2for22 menu and have to say the food was delicious and an amazing deal. Will definitely be back

Honestly the best food and drinks… the staff are so Friendly and nothing Is never too much trouble for them! The most amazing place to visit :)

Called in on spec as we had the dogs with us and were greeted by a friendly welcome. Fantastic food and cheap cocktails. Great service.

Popped out with my niece for a quick pre New Year’s Eve meal. Food was great, service was amazing. Nice and busy atmosphere but still nothing was too much for the staff who even made my niece a mocktail and milkshake! We even got to...

Really nice friendly atmosphere, great service from staff who are alway polite and friendly. Would recommend to others.

Fabulous afternoon tea with my mum and sister! Thoroughly enjoyed it and will definitely be back soon for the next one! Best one we’ve had.. thank you 😊

Had a meal in the restaurant on a Saturday night. Food was OK but the drinks service was awful. Waited 15-20 minutes at least for drinks to arrive after ordering each time. The waitress staff were good and one time we were asked 3 times...

I'd bookmarked this place to try bc it sounded nice and the photos looked inviting. Today, I had the opportunity to try it for lunch with my 3 yo daughter who wanted to eat shrimp, salmon, chips and mushrooms, all of which was on the...

Popped in to the Counting House for a quick bite to eat on my lunch break, very welcoming and quick and friendly service. Even though it wasn’t on the menu the chef was more than happy to let me add somthing to my burger as...

Even though the venue was absolutely packed the service was amazing. Yes it was incredibly busy but the level of service and attention to detail was second to none! The attention to detail and the personal service was amazing.

Last minute drinks with friends so decided to go into the counting house as we have heard good things. Safe to say was not disappointed. Great atmosphere, staff was friendly and attentive from start to finish so shout Chloe and the two guys behind the...

We had an amazing time at the Cocktail Masterclass! Fab time had by everyone. Thanks Tom and Grant… you were fantastic!! Will definitely be booking again!!

Would not visit again I cannot believe that the fruit for the cocktails were all touched with the staffs bare hands, no gloves , no tongs then handling money ect without washing hands before making another cocktail also the food was not nice, I had...

Wow… absolutely speechless on how bad this place is! What an absolute waste of money, visited with family for a meal… waiting over an hour for food then got told 1. The head chef was off… then 2. The gas/ electric kept going off. Should...

Wow! What a team We pre arranged to go to the Counting House for our after wedding drinks and wasn’t disappointed at all. Staff were super from start to finish and we can’t thank them enough. Thank you for making our special day even more...

Had Sunday lunch here and it was excellent. Quality beef cooked rare- very difficult to get in so many restaurants. Veg were excellent too. Did need extra gravy tho- but that's because it was soooo good. Served by a few different staff - a little...

Absolutely adore the counting house in cleethorpes, come all the time, the burger was lovely and succulent and steak cooked to perfection. Will be returning. Good job guys

Great cocktail menu - all the ones we have tried are very good. Most are served with little add ons or a bit of theatre! The cocktail boards are well worth a try. Food wise we only had sandwiches. Again very good - the Club...

Unfortunately very disappointing. Pumpkin soup was just about warm and unseasoned. The cakes were awful, the cupcake crumbled to pieces when you tried to take it out the wrapper, it was extremely rubbery , dense and the icing tasted like toothpaste. The spiced apple sponge...

Staff lovely and location nice. We had afternoon tea which was disappointing. 4 tiny half filled "sandwiches. Not enough savoury and too much cakes and biscuits. One came was stodgy, another over cooked and dry. On the plus side plenty of tea and service was...

Took my daughter in today for a hot chocolate, the staff couldn't have been more accommodating, they were very patient with my daughter who can be shy, they asked me to check if the temperature of the drink was ok for my little girl and...

Perfect place for a great afternoon with friends. Food was amazing and the staff were very friendly. Design and decor like you’d find in the city. Everyone fell in love with the teapots! Already booked to go back. See you soon!!

We had a lovely meal here, I have a number of dietary issues, so often have very limited choices when eating out. The staff were very helpful in informing me of meal ingredients and adapting to suit my requirements. I had a delicious gluten free...

We visited the Counting House on two occasions. The first visit was for cocktails and we weren't disappointed. Excellent service and mind blowing quality drinks. The second visit was for Sunday lunch and again we can't fault the quality of the food or the service....

Had a wonderful afternoon tea here with my elderly friend who has particular tastes. Every request was catered to and it was SO nice to have two plates for our food. All the staff were helpful and I shall definitely be returning.

Went with a friend,New afternoon tea menu back to school-delicious! Service is friendly ,prompt and accommodating. Staff are a credit to the venue . Food yummy perfect indulgent afternoon , definitely going back

Came here for my daughter's 18th birthday and have to say the service was amazing , the Ribs that I ordered were the best I have ever had, Steak Teriyaki Soba was lovely according to my husband who is very fussy. Cocktail are always on...

Our first staff night out in 18 months and they didn't disappoint food was very nicely cooked and presented the service was excellent

Came for a visit with 2 friends and it’s very fair to say that we will definitely be back. I went for the gammon and i was definitely not disappointed. My friends went for the ribeye steak and each said it was cooked to perfection....

Came for lunch with 2 other friends of mine and all we have to say is the food is amazing, service is great couldn’t fault any of it, will definitely be back again

5 star service and food, Sunday roast was amazing with plenty of meat and vegetables. We regularly visited before covid, and certainly wasn't disappointed 😊

Firstly the welcome we received was warm and friendly. The staff were very helpful. The food was wonderful The perfect location for a family 3 course meal. The portions were just right. Excellent service and food. Great value food and service thank you all at...

Visited The Counting House this lunchtime with my grandson as usual food was delicious, staff as always attentive & made it a special treat for my grandson. This is both mine & hubby’s favourite place to visit Saturday nights are always buzzing with great taste...

Excellent service and knowledge of the cocktails Dogs allowed in the bar so you can still have meal and the service as per the restaurant. Our sausage dog loved it Fresh dough for dough ball stater and pizza makes a difference And the sea bass...

Visited for a drink on my birthday, Kaylee and the rest of the team made me feel so welcome and special. Kaylee served us our drinks with the addition of a sparkler and made my partner a mocktail which was amazing! Kaylee's attention to detail...

Amazing meal and service from Tom, Chloe & Ayeisha. Drinks are amazing definitely recommend the cherry dynamite. And the steaks are bloody beautiful. Will be returning again.

Recently came for a hen party and well we couldn’t have been looked after any better. Staff were superb and the cocktails were amazing! Thank you for making it a fantastic night!

Just been out to celebrate our friends daughters 18th birthday for an early evening meal and what a fantastic meal we had. The staff were fantastic we were served by Chloe Tom and Ayesha. The food was cooked to perfection, cocktails were a dream. Will...

We all had an amazing time!! Thank you to Grant and Chloe for the service and making sure we were looked after!

Went for a hen party and the staff were fantastic. Really accommodating and fab cocktails. Good selection of drinks and atmosphere

Had a fantastic hen party last week. Thank you so much to all the amazing staff! Well looked after and will definitely have a party here again

Ordered and picked up cheesecake to takeaway and it was amazing!!! Tasted absolutely beautiful! Thank you Grant and Ryan, we will definitely be ordering again!!

Went at the beginning of this month with the anticipation of it being extremely busy and not being able to get a drink anywhere. Thankfully Grant was on hand with his prompt service and polite conversation to get us the drinks we ordered as quickly...

Can’t praise enough, the service was fantastic, helpful, polite and friendly. Good selection of drinks and the food was spot on, not normally big pizza eater but there’s was amazing, would definitely recommend and be returning in the future. Thank you to kaylee, Chloe and...

Excellent environment, amazing customer service and interaction, superb quality and quantity of food and great music playing along in the background. Not in any particular order, as all great. Enjoyed a two course meal on a Sunday. Roast meals.(Lamb, Beef, Gammon with mash, roast pots,...