Petty Sessions in Armagh

It was pouring rain on a Monday morning when we arrived here In Poyntzpass on a recommendation. We didn’t know this independent place existed. This is a small village about 8 miles from Newry and this cafe is almost adjacent to the old canal towpath, which is part of the Ulster Way so hikers, bikers and walkers are a mainstay of their business. Like many places they currently offer the current government eat out to help out deal that ends at the end of August 2020. It’s about the only popular thing this lousy government has done in its first year in power. So we sat in and it was really cosy and homely. We were captivated by the sophisticated and shiny coffee machine - apparently it was only installed yesterday. The owner explained the inner workings of this contraption and I was impressed with the technology behind our coffee. We ordered large cappuccinos, one toasted chicken & pineapple toastie with side salad and one poached eggs (2) with avocado mash on sourdough with chilli flakes. All in all £8.5 for two. The service was ace and it’s really worth a visit or several.

Lovely little cafe in Poyntzpass. Nice coffee, wife said the tea was good and there was a nice selection of cakes and tray bakes with even some ones which my lactose intolerant wife could have. All in all, great little place for a coffee and bake.

Stopped here for late lunch an service was excellent. My mum fancied french toast with fruit off the breakfast menu and it was no problem. It was delicious I had panini which again was scrumptious. Would definitely recommend this coffee shop for beautiful homemade food

Recommended this cafe by a fellow cyclist on the newly canal. Wonderful homemade scone (fudge and banana!) and nice coffee. Relaxed friendly atmosphere, will definitely return.

A busy lunchtime service. Obviously lots of local trade and cyclists stopping off for lunch. We had the beef Irish stew and it didn't disappoint. A large pot of tea. The staff were lovely Certainly will return.

Called in today on the way home from a walk in the Mournes. We had vegetable soup and wheaten bread. It was tasty and warming. Good food and courteous and welcoming staff - who could ask for more.

Stopped with a group of 12 friends following a cycle on tow path - booked table in advance - when we arrived - we were given a table upstairs. We waited 1 hour 20 mins for our food to arrive. Orders were a Mix of soup / sandwiches / scrambled eggs / toast. There were only six people eating downstairs and we were told order was slow as it was ‘mixed order’. Wldnt go back if in a hurry - staff didn’t even apologise for delay

We were out with our walking group today and decided to return to this cafe . As you would expect the reason we returned was because of a positive experience on the first visit . Today was the complete opposite . We had left Newry around 8 am so by 10.30 we had built up a good appetite. We went upstairs as there were no seats for a group of 5 downstairs. We ordered but it took almost an hour until we were served . When the food came , the toast had been cremated . Even the pieces that were edible were hard & the cooked breakfast was scant( one egg instead of two as requested & half of a tomato , the two slices of bacon were tasty) . One of our group had a salad & it looked good. We are a small walking group who have our breakfast in many South Down & Louth establishments . Certainly it was overpriced & even the waitress who we settled up with didn’t give the impression she was enjoying her work . Unfortunately this Cafe is at the bottom of our list & certainly we won’t be rushing back to it .

I've called in twice during the last month, late on a Sunday afternoon after a towpath walk. Nice home cooking, lovely selection of buns and cakes, limited menu for soup and sandwiches for lunch, but (unlike some other places) staff amenable to making toasties etc even when close to closing time. All very fresh and also accurate to any personal preference requests. I'd also mention that for anyone who can't walk very far, other than at busy times, there is room for several cars to park directly in front of the door and only 2 or 3 steps with a rail into the cafe itself.

Stopped for a brew, looked at the menu all looked to be freshly prepared. Asked for scones none left. Then choice pancakes. they were made to order and tasty. Proper butter which did not come in the normal patty it was cut off a block. As much as you wanted was supplied. QUiet stopped which I will stop at again.

Stopped for lunch after walking from Scarva. First impressions clean small and homely. staff very friendly. Food tasty and reasonably priced.

Friendly welcome great hot coffee good food perfect wee cafe in a lovely wee village with a local historical interest.

Starving on an early morning trip to Northern Ireland. Asked locally in Tandragee, Co. Armagh where I could get a good breakfast. Very promptly advised of Petty Sessions Restaurant and Coffee Shop in Poyntzpass. Directions were spot on and I arrived there ten minutes later. Petty Sessions Restaurant, formerly the local Court House is inviting from the outside, where I secured parking. The restaurant was bustling and full of life and friendliness on entry. The ambiance was spot, very clean and spacious. Very friendly caring staff. Had my favourite food - porridge with honey and fruit and an omelet laced with tasty additional incredients. The brown wheaten bread was to die for, with a dab of butter. The price was very competitive. This restaurant can cater for many with an additional beautifully decorated dining area upstairs. A great rendition of local history is readily available in great detail. Next time I’m there I certainly intend to ensure I won’t be rushing. It’s the kind of place one could hang out in for a leasurely meal and a great chat. WiFi and parking available for free.

A very sweet place! It's the best thing to ever come to Poyntzpass, it serves many purposes here. A meeting place for locals, a coffee stop for cyclists on the towpath, an after church function room and a place for the local art group to display their work. The biggest draw for Petty Sessions is that unlike other cafes previously in that premises they open on Sundays!!! FINALLY A small but tasty menu and the coffee isn't bad either. A fry up and sandwiches, paninis and soup of the day. Not a huge choice for vegetarian diners but not the worst!! Don't be in a rush on a busy day service can be slow as it's all cooked fresh to order