Noble House in Wiltshire - Phone Number, Reservations, Reviews

Picked up my order, got it home to find parts of it missing. Phoned up to ask for the missing meal to be made ready for pick up as I had paid for it. The lady on the phone accused me of ordering it wrong. I read off a list I had everyone write what they wanted on it. The missing meal was on that list. She read my order back to me which was correct. Went to pick it up. The lady accused me of not talking loud enough. Now, anyone who who knows me , knows that it is not possible for me to talk quietly. Long story short, the food was cold. My daughters chicken fried rice was bland. sweet and sour was pure sugar and the black bean very acidic. Shame its gone downhill since its been taken over. Used to be really nice. The staff pleasant, now they are just rude

If you’re ordering takeout, avoid the crispy noodles, since they will put the sauce and noodles together in the container to create one stodgy mess. The chicken in my noodle dish was heavily processed with some sort of tenderiser and the sauce contained plenty of cornstarch. The whole thing was pretty bland, too. Very unimpressive. The bright red roast pork was tastier, but it was unremarkable. I’ve had better char siu. Sorry to say that I will never order from here again. Once is enough for me.

All the dishes we had were lousy. Chicken satay had no peanut flavour, dishes tasted like they had too much cornstarch. Very disappointing

Thought we would try noble house as it has recently reopened. Not worth the wait at all. Inedible chow mein, went straight in the bin as nobody could eat it. Slimy, tasteless, rubbery. Easily the worst chinese takeaway we have ever had.

Terrible food Good service Would strongly recommend if you’re buying dinner for someone you dislike; you get the pleasant customer service and the recipient gets the horrendous food 👍🏻

We love your food and are really missing you as you have been closed for such a long time! Is there any news on when you might be opening again? HK style beef chow mein is just the best!!

Food is good but the online ordering is always "temporarily closed" and for the last few weekends they haven't answered the phone. They've either closed down or they just don't want customers.

Just ordered and hardly eaten ( 29/5/22 ) without doubt the worst Chinese I’ve ever had. Special curry was awful and wife’s dish had slimy veg…mushroom and broccoli. Total waste of money and still hungry. Do not eat from here!