Mr. Walayat's Alloa in Clackmannanshire

Put in an order and had a confirmation email and was charged but the food never came. Said it was open on google, Facebook, just eat and their own website. Tried calling many times with no answer. Tried messaging on Facebook, again with no answer

Really poor quality and service. They delivered our order in half's. The "crazy nachos" is just cheap plain nachos that's been near some cheese with a couple of blobs of plastic tasting something or other. The spicy chicken wings had less flavour than the polystyrene tray they came in. The lettuce on the burger was older than the earth itself, although once scraped off the burger was 5/10. We asked for sauces, they didn't come, we tried to call to complain they ignored our number. Avoid,

Burgers are amazing and the chips are good too so will be going back

Order took 2 hours to arrive and was stone cold! I didn't want to cook or wash up tonight and have ended up doing both. I ordered the loaded pasta - no sauce on pasta, was supposed to have peppers and onions in it, I've yet to find any! Basically dry pasta and chips smothered in mozzarella (the cheap, processed mozzarella) I could of made this myself in 20 mins but who actually wants to eat frozen chips with plain pasta and cheese on top? The menu sounds great but you are basically buying substandard, cheap food. Avoid!

Soggy, bbq sauce was heinz from the local store and as 1 of the only 3 actual Americans in Clacks, not 1 thing that arrived is even close to what we would have served. 25 quid for 2 soggy burgers, tesco own goujons on a wrap and hot lettuce with a few slices of tomato and heinz bbq sauce from a bottle. Oh and twice fried chips. Disgusting. Very low standards of those that said excellent burgers. Cook from frozen bookers burgers on soggy brioche from tesco. I went into the wrong business.

Me and my friend came down as we wanted something quick to eat. Food was made fast, hot and tasted nice. Really enjoyed the burgers and the noodles were good as well, would definitely recommend if you're looking for fast food.

Not one for putting up bad reviews, this is disgusting food, would not even give it to the dog, noodles are a tin of spaghetti with some chilli sauce out a bottle. If I could have selected not stars, I would have.