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3.9

Based on 163 opinions finded in 2 websites

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Nº 219 in 339 in Tonbridge and Malling

Nº 3 of 3 Mediterranean in Tonbridge and Malling

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So rude when I called to say I've paid for something I didn't order, even hung up the phone on me twice after shouting at me. Incredibly rude. Will never use again. Totally disgusted with them

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Rebecca keeves . 2024-09-14

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Now they changed the ownership and staff food is much better Very good service and food Price is reasonable

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imran khan . 2024-08-10

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Good service and food was okay but since the change of people happened the meat is bland, no spices or flavour on it. Iv been going there for 20 years and it's sad to see it go downhill.

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Kat Butler . 2024-06-13

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The price of the food is great, I can't complain about that. And the size of what you get is great too, definitely what you expect. The only downside I had was I couldn't eat the meat because it just tasted like as if I was eating a farm. I have had a few kababs and I have never experienced this.

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Jack Pearce . 2024-06-12

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Really nice food highly recommended

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Mo Saglam . 2024-06-08

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£7 for large cheese and chips. Absolute rip off merchants

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John Lloyd . 2024-02-13

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Got told they were open on a flier posted 3 days ago that they are open T 1300. We walked 20 minutes to get lunch only to find they we're closed. Called an hour later and got told you are a liar and hung up on me. Totally dissatisfied. William never use again

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Rebecca K . 2024-02-10

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Adequate service, where is Mr HAPPY?

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Rob Gillett . 2023-11-25

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Been going here for over 20 years and have not known a better kabab shop. Tonight however, the service was terrible. Guy (not usual guys I've seen before) too busy texting to even bother acknowledinh my presence. Finally grunted a "yes" . Food was superb but less chips than used too. Less salad than ever before and NO sauce at all despite asking for it. Not impressed and not their usual standard. Worse of all, I wasnt called "Boss" even once!

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John Handley . 2023-11-18

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Great kebab here, also I left my phone in the shop and one of the guys run down the road after me in the lashing down rain to give me my phone back, great customer service thank you ! !

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Sam . 2023-11-06

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One of the worst kebabs I have had from you. Lukewarm meat and greasy so did not eat it all. Have had kebabs from here before and your kebabs were OK. Something went wrong last night.

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Gary Shepherd . 2023-11-04

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Best kebab in around very good staff very good food eat in is available that's perfect

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Danut Dumitrache . 2023-09-18

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I had a chicken donor wrap from there on was home and have been vomiting all night .....food poisoning .....and on my 1st time eating there......stay away people

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Lilly Allen . 2023-08-24

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Not very pleased with my order. Fish couldn’t eat, because was overcooked. Was no fish, only fried skin which was hard to eat.

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Gintare . 2023-08-19

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Best doner kebab around. Great service aswell.

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tony Goldman . 2023-08-08

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Soggy chips and a very small portion for £5.50. Staff are nice though.

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Crossvisuals . 2023-06-25

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Food wasn't that great, staff rude when card payment didn't go through first time.

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Tom Lamb . 2023-04-01

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Very rude over the phone and when I asked if they would deliver they just hung up on me.

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Molly Woodall . 2023-02-09

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The guys here are always at the top of their game! And the portions are good! 👍

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JC Reinoso-Patino . 2023-02-05

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Lamb doner not great tonite..very bitty...☹️

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Ian Barrett . 2022-11-06

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Noisy staff, ordered lamb doner to eat and chicken wings for take away. Doner was below average, and chicken wings were charred , to hide them , chips were put on top. Realized after coming home. Not very honest

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Ajinkya Deshpande . 2022-10-09

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Ordered the large mixed meat and chips, £9 for a large was an absolute bargain. Was sceptical at first, dinner was cut thick with bits of gristle in one or two slices. The chicken was a little fatty but what do you expect from a meat and chips? Choice of sauce was the homemade chilli sauce which is a rare find in most kebab shops and the sauce did not disappoint. Overall the kebab was excellent and will definitely be my new regular. Also drive home was about 30 minutes and it was still very very warm. Would be enough for 2 people really Or one very hungry person.

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Kamal Kamalanathan . 2022-09-25

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Ordered a take away food was amazing salad tasted very fresh and the meat was cooked very well , will be ordering again great service and great price

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Steven . 2022-09-14

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AMAZING food, FAST service, GENEROUS portion sizes!

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Tanjo . 2022-09-10

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Lovely food, very good value for money, friendly staff, what more could you ask for.

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Simon Hopley . 2022-05-13

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Best in Tonbridge, Everybody Happy🤣😂

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Jonathan cooke . 2022-04-18

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Delicious kebabs served with a side of joy. Are you happy? Yes Sir!

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Jess Horsburgh Jones . 2022-03-27

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Amazing food and genuinely nice people!

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Paul Nichols . 2022-01-18

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They claim to have the best kebabs in Kent and I must say it’s the best one I’ve had in Kent and I’ve tried loads. The staff are very friendly too.

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Harvey Reid . 2021-12-18

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Been going to these guys for 20 years now. Love the food, love the friendly reception I get there. Always give generous portions. Happy happy.

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Nick Sabine . 2021-12-01

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Best kebab in tonbridge excellent service and always makes you happyyy!!

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Harvey Grant . 2021-11-05

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Cracking late night fill up, love the chips 🍟

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julian punch . 2021-10-11

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Worst kebab I have ever had!! Mixed grill full of oil! The donner was dry and chewy!! Chips had a horrible taste to them.

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Karen Gillen . 2021-08-31

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They claim to do the best kebabs in Kent. It's probably the only kebab I've had in Kent, but you could not get a better one. I can't wait to go again

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Michael Ward . 2021-04-30

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Fantastic staff and great food what else do you need?

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Nicholas Smith . 2021-04-25

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Great as always, best garlic sauce around, Happy Happy

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Gavin. Saunders . 2021-04-13

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Please no 1 go to this kebab its awful. People get constantly sick after trying them. I've never had such a bad kebab the amount of grease aswel. STAY CLEAR!!!

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Justin west . 2021-03-23

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THE HAPPIEST KEBAB IN TONBRIDGE ! There food always makes me very very happy ! unreal service every time I visit.

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Louis Fowler . 2021-03-23

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BEST KEBAB IN TOWN !!!! the staff always make me happy ! chips are unreal ! would recommend to anyone in town

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Louis F . 2021-03-23

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Been going there a few times nice staff and Very polite Excellent service with a reasonable price

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Ali Hussain . 2021-03-06

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Great doner kebabs and great service

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Ian Constable . 2021-01-02

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Friendly staff burgers are nice too many chips

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Carlo Ioquaniello . 2020-10-24

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Can not lie. I had the munchies had this and felt like my life support was turned off. It was that dead.

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JFACE . 2020-08-10

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Do not get food from here as 1 star is to much for the food,when it got closed down it should of stayed closed as the food is very very bad do not get food from here

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william westcott . 2020-07-11

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Open until late so perfect snack after a night out! Staff are the friendliest people on the planet, and are happy to take your order before you have even entered the establishment. Plenty of seating if you are struggling to stand straight up. Food is pretty good and they are very generous with portions!

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Atlas . 2020-06-04

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Chicken shish always cooked too my liking. Great service... Staff always "happy, happy, happy"

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Mark Longhurst . 2020-05-14

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Been going to this kebab shop for the last 30 odd years absolutely fab!! Even when I moved out of area I’d drive here just for a kebab!!! Very friendly and always remembers my order!!!

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Rebecca Bigginton . 2020-04-02

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Back from a gig and London and resistance is futile. Always busy late on a Saturday night, plenty of staff shouting out 'are you happy', just adds to what appears to be organised chaos. Orders flying in from both sober and drunk punters but the staff seem to know who ordered first and what. As for the food, very good whatever you order, we just had the small kebab, plenty of meat, chilli sauce is good and salad is loaded. One of our go to places when coming back from London after a night out.

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207alanr . 2019-12-28

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Was unsure what takeaway to choose but so pleased to try this kebab house. Was served promptly and food was lovely. Hot and delicious. So good We had another one in the evening!!hope to visit again soon!! Well done

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Laura Hodges . 2019-09-02

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Good sizable portions. Good value.

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paulie Bear . 2019-08-22

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The prices are expensive and the guys come across as dodgy but the food is rely nice and the guys actually couldent be more helpfull rely enjoyed my expensive kebab the only reason i gave 3 stars instead of 5 is because of the high price and that we almost had to pay twise because the person i was with was drunk i paid for both of us and he paid for is again whilst the guy that took my payment took himself away to ignore my friend paying his other college untill i asked for his money back other than that i enjoyed it

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Thomas Atkinson Decorating and maintenance . 2019-07-28

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It's a cliche to eat pick up a kebab after a night out, but there's a reason for it. There comes a time when sizzling lamb, enveloped in salad, a big dose of chilli sauce in a warm kebab is the perfect end to the night, and Kebab Express delivers that in spades.

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Mr Average . 2019-04-20

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Great place for late night kebabs. Very friendly staff, fast service, great food. Seating available for eating in.

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rick . 2019-04-14

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Unfortunately the statement emblazoned on the outside of the shop is far from the truth. Lamb shish was chewy. Chips, good portion size but definitely not freshly cooked, more like warmed up old ones. But the biggest disappointment, the Chicken fillet burger, not even close to the picture, a crisp golden breadcrumbed piece of chicken is was not, rather just a plain chicken breast that had probably been lightly dusted in flour at some point in the day, and tossed into hot oil. Finally the attitude/RUDENESS of the staff, who when questioned about the chicken seem to think, that just shouting "SAME" over & over again, would somehow magically transform said chicken breast. Overall VERY DISAPPOINTED!

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John S . 2019-03-22

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Best kebab in town and outstanding survive

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P Trees . 2019-03-17

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Friendly guys, great meat, tasty doner. The Garlic sauce is the stuff of legends.

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Mark Ogden . 2019-01-23

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Average kebab. Nothing too special

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ben killick . 2019-01-14

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Sit in take out it's all good. Tasty food, massive choice all well cooked even when busy. Free tasters while waiting for takeaways nice staff recommended.

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Dontreveiw . 2019-01-06

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Best kebab in Tonbridge you can not find a friendlier bunch of guys. They have a good sized menu not to over priced. Good sized portions. Got love the free small pot chips while you wait.

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Adam Savidge . 2018-11-06

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Nice, fresh kebabs and friendly staff. Highly recommended especially since they give you chips whilst you wait

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Rennhm01 . 2018-08-15

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Friendly staff, great food. Quick service. Could do with a decor update.

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Mark Leese . 2018-08-04

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One of the best kebab shops in West Kent

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Asad Malik . 2018-08-01

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Always nice food and friendly service.

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Andrew Valron Bruce . 2018-06-27

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Quick service, and food as ordered

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Malcolm Anon . 2018-06-10

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I have been to Kebab Express a good few times over the years, staff always friendly. The food that I ‘ve ordered has been good, well cooked and tasty. My wife and myself had been to watch a game of cricket at Beckenham and called in for a couple of chicken shish kebabs,large bits of chicken sealed on one side then butterflied open to be cooked though. Nice selection of salad mix both myself and my wife enjoyed the kebabs. This was about 18.30pm in the evening so not packed,it does get busy on Friday and Saturday nights and get a little boisterous at times.But if I’m happy then staff are doubley happy.

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CHARLESKH55 . 2018-06-04

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Went in the on a sat night, and it was quite literally the worse food I had ever had. Completely inedible. Chips where still raw meat was dry and the “garlic mayo” that drenched my food was watery and tasted like vinegar that made it so I could even finish my food . Will not be returning again complete waste of £7.50

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jamow2015 . 2018-04-29

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I’m sure on the window of this kebab there’s a sign saying “the best kebabs in Kent” ... Not true.. just a usual Donna kebab, moth g really to brag about.. fresh crispy salad.. staff were ok, not overly friendly.. nothing special.

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charlottecharlottel . 2018-04-08

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Exactly what you should expect from a decent kebab shop.

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Joe Beard . 2018-02-08

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Friendly service and reliably good food.

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Robert Thornton . 2017-09-12

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Have been a customer for 7 years ,best service and best quality in Tonbridge.

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MARIUS IAMBOR . 2017-03-08

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Absolutely terrible, can't say anymore

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Scuba Rabbit . 2017-03-01

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Usually order inside shop . Definitely get better quality portion and requirements as concerned tastes ie I prefer more salad and chili sauce, for the first time i made a phone order and got no where near what is a value order takeaway will never make a phone order again its a shame their not trust worthy i will use them again but only inshop order also a card reader would be useful as cash not always readily available.

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pete little . 2016-11-28

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Happy, happy, happy? Not really this time. I've had quite a few Doner kebabs from here, and they're normally very good. This time there was almost no meat left on the elephant's leg, and what was served was tough and tasteless. Disappointed.

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Titus_Aduxas . 2016-11-20

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Best Kebab in Kent. I recommend the £13.50 special. Great bargain deal!!!

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Stefan Dobriyanov . 2016-11-14

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Chips been cooked more than once no salt and vinigar as requested bone in doner salad slimy most went in the bin best try other end of town

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Gary V . 2016-07-19

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My god i don't think I've had greasy moist liquid dribble down my face like that in a while and oh how rajesh serves you with his silver platter it was truly first class and made me feel loved. It was so calming to here him whisper "you want shish kebab" in my ear in a suggestive tone with a hot indian accent. Truly the place to go if you visit tonbridge as it is much better than the brothel.

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Lolmeercatz G . 2016-05-26

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I have bought kebabs several times from this restaurant,and have always enjoyed them. One warning - it was featured on a BBC programme about outlets that sold meat which was not pure lamb, but had substantial content which was something else, in this case, beef - the point being that people buying doner kebabs were being cheated because beef is cheaper

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John L . 2016-05-04

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Had many a great kebab with great service.

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Nikolai Bird . 2016-03-12

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always pleasant staff clean surroundings back entrance as well as front only problem parking open late night for after the pub visits

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liquidamber4504 . 2016-02-18

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Typical kebab shop, nothing great about the greasy fast food, but it does go down well after a few pints!

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Archkeegan . 2016-01-07

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Lovely staff and provide the best Kebabs in Tonbridge. Always wondering after a night on the drink in town. Reasonably priced as well

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Chris96Mitchell . 2016-01-03

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you happy me double happy is there staff greeting probably to distract you from the under cooked cold chips and rotten meal that you walk out the door with, give it a miss let the piss heads wake up with gut rot.

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Alan Roberts . 2015-07-08

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haber a kebabs express muchas veces a lo largo de los años. El personal siempre amable y una buena selección de comida.rápido rápido y bien preparado.Kebabs/hamburguesas, bueno después del pub viernes por la noche.

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CHARLES H . 2015-06-11

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Hay un montón de esnobismo kebabs alrededor, pero justo que pueden ser tan satisfactorio como cualquier otro tipo de comida para llevar. Lo que me dieron de Kebabs Express, sin embargo, tenía mucha grasa, suave y barato-degustación carne. La variedad de ensaladas era buena, y...

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DavidMoose . 2014-08-25

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. mejores kebabs en Tonbridge. El personal siempre es muy amable y siempre tomar órdenes de teléfono. También muy limpio y rápido servicio sólo desearía que hacían las entregas de casa!

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lucylou1971 . 2014-08-10

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I go to this kebab shop every so often. Its not bad at all, you get a good portion for what you pay and a great variety of all salad and sauces. A big menu of all kebabs, burgers and other foods. If you're in South Tonbridge area it's worth a visit. Well priced and you can sit in and enjoy some food.

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LukeJohn52 . 2014-06-02

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Cheap healthy nosh - mixed shish & Kofta and a can of pop - mind the police though; it's their hidden canteen . . . .

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Harry12123 . 2013-12-20

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I knew it was going to be an issue when i noticed that the donar kebab was not freshly cut but taken from a pot. In fact the kebab machine was not even on. Never a good sign as that meet sits in grease in a pot and could have been there a month.Will NEVER return.

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Joe K . 2013-10-20

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