Gordy’s II Gilford road in Craigavon

Only Chipper about for goodness sake!

Counter behind till very messy open mayo bucket no lids on lettuce, onion and cheese despite flies buzzing about. Gravy and other pots also lids half on half off. Floor dirty as was counter despite 4 staff .

Popular chip shop but well worth the wait. Reasonable prices and lovely crispy chips. Would definitely recommend.

Fantastic food. Highly recommend it

Food is amazing. Best chippy for miles.

Amazing food and has a variety of gluten free options available making it more diverse

The best chippy in Portadown, menu is amazing for all needs and wants, staff are always friendly and give the best service, highly recommend!!

Foods Top Quality, Plenty of Variety. Great Prices

Best chippy, has such friendly quick service and best food about

Once upon a time, in the quaint village of Portadown, nestled amidst rolling hills and whispering brooks, there existed a magical chippy takeaway known as “Gordy’s II.” 🌟🍟 The Enchanted Fish and the Golden Batter In the heart of the village, where cobblestone streets wound like ancient spells, Gordy’s II stood—a humble cottage with a thatched roof and a sign that danced in the breeze. The aroma of sizzling fish and crispy chips wafted through the air, drawing hungry souls like moths to a lantern. Now, let me tell you about the fish. Oh, it wasn’t just any fish; it was a mystical cod, plucked from the depths of Lough Neagh by a mermaid named Isolde. She sang to it, whispered secrets of the sea, and sprinkled it with stardust. And when Gordy’s II received that fish, they knew they held something extraordinary. The batter! Ah, the batter was no ordinary mix of flour and water. It was spun from moonbeams and laughter, seasoned with dreams of far-off lands. As each chip dipped into the golden elixir, it giggled—a secret shared between potato and batter. And when it emerged, crispy and golden, it carried the promise of adventure. The Chipmunk and the Chip Now, Gordy’s II had a loyal customer—a chipmunk named Albie. Albie wore a tiny waistcoat and carried a miniature cane. He’d scurry up to the counter, eyes wide, and order a “small portion” (which, in chipmunk terms, meant a mountain of chips). “Why do you love our chips so?” Gordy asked Albie one day. The chipmunk leaned in, his whiskers twitching. “Because,” he whispered, “each chip holds a memory. The first chip tastes like a summer sunrise. The second, like a moonlit dance. And the third…” Albie’s eyes misted. “The third tastes like home.” The Starry Nights and the Seagulls At Gordy’s II, nights were magical. The stars would gather above the thatched roof, forming constellations of salt and vinegar. Seagulls perched on the windowsills, their feathers shimmering like silver coins. They’d squawk tales of distant shores, of fish that leaped out of the ocean to kiss the moon. And Gordy? He’d listen, wiping his hands on his apron, eyes wide as saucers. “Tell me more,” he’d say. “Tell me of lands beyond the fryer.” And the seagulls would oblige, sharing legends of crispy calamari, mythical mushy peas, and the lost city of Tartar Sauce. Gordy would nod solemnly, as if he understood the weight of their words. The Final Bite and the Wishing Well Legend had it that the last chip in every portion held a wish. Customers would close their eyes, take that chip, and make a silent plea. Some wished for love; others for adventure. Albie the chipmunk wished for an endless supply of chips (typical). But Gordy? Gordy wished for something else. He wished for his little chippy to remain a haven—a place where hunger turned to joy, where crispy dreams came true. And so, dear reader, if you ever find yourself near Gilford Road, seek out Gordy’s II. Order the fish and chips, close your eyes, and take that final, magical chip. Who knows? Perhaps your wish will be granted, and you’ll leave with a heart full of whimsy and a belly full of wonder.

Best chippy in town! Great food.

Best chippy in NI. Also gluten free options. Can you complain. Nope

The last couple of time's I've been here the chips have been hard,it's as if they've been cooked over and over again.you would near break your teeth eating them,for what they charge,isn't good enough.will be going elsewhere.

Great gluten free fish and chips

Dis plas is the wurst inda wurld pewiod.

Good food but large chip portion size is terrible! Need to throw a few more on!

Just nipped in for a chip on the way home, customer service was terrible.one girl took my order another girl wrapped the food, no please or thank you. No idea how to speak or treat a customer. £4 for a chip!!

Sorry, use Gordy's a lot, but not anymore. Fish overcooked & rubbery, chips overcooked. Binned most of the meal.

I have to say that the quality of food has dropped significantly over the past few months. The last couple of orders have been poor. The chicken burgers are deep fried, hard and are far too greasy. The bacon was hard and overcooked, and the chips were uneatable after being dipped and recooked too many times. It all left an awful greasy feeling in the back of your throat and we through most of the food out, which is not good considering the price paid. Whilst I realize that Gordy's have become extremely busy but I'm afraid the quality of the food isn't great which is maybe detrimental to their recent success. I'll be looking for somewhere else I'm afraid ...Back to basics guys, quality is better than quantity!

Love their food but pricey. Also note on its website, prices are less expensive than when you order delivery eg. Meal deal for lunch 6.50 on its website. Ordering through just eat etc price is 8.50 - before delivery even.. then a tip is added!! So sausage and chips cost me over 12 quid because I injured my foot and couldnt drive. Macdonalds and kfc better value for money sadly.

Fish OK batter rubbery like elastic

We regularly travel from the other side of town to eat out of here. We have had just eat orders, app orders, phone orders and face to face orders here and they have always been right and the food is absolutely delicious. Portion sizes are great also and well priced. Definitely our favourite chippy!

Tried a Christmas feast out of here and it was fantastic! Highly recommend!

Shockingly bad experience! I downloaded the Gordy's app last night and placed an order for delivery totalling £30.00 at 6pm. By 6.30 the order still hadn't been acknowledged so I rang in to check and found the shop hadn't received it. These things happen sometimes, I accept that and was happy for the young girl to take my order over the phone. By 7.30pm there was still no sign of our order so I rang back to be told they hadn't had an order from us. This suddenly changed to ''Oh, it's out with the delivery driver. 45 minutes later, Still. No. Food....... I rang back, no answer. We then discovered that they closed at 8pm. So either the world's most incompetent delivery driver is still touring Northern Ireland with some very cold chippie food or I was lied to. I'll let you draw your own conclusion. You only get the one chance to make a good impression, you well and truly blew that opportunity.

Some feed - Our local and wouldn’t look past it

Over priced and small portions.

I never had a bad fish and chips or anything else for that matter untill my last order it was in around 6.30/7 on a Friday, am not sure what time it closes but think staff were cleaning up the trays as they put the under paper in a bin, all I want to say is from your 1st to your last with today's prices every customer is important so don't forget about us that work late ☹️

Been a few times and won't be back. Battered fish is supposed to be nice and crunchy but not here, was soggy and horrible. Very disappointing especially when you pay so much now for a fish.

The food is amazing always hot and freshly made the delivery service is always on the time the staff are really friendly and good size portions it's not expensive either love their fish and chips

The service was good and friendly the fish and sausages where above average but the chips where a big let down some looked fresh and some looked and tasted like they had been cooked several times

Gordy's special chicken burgers will all the toppings are fab

If you want excellent chips this is the place to go ,food is fantastic highly recommend!!

Christmas special! What's not to love. Delicious. Didn't know whether to eat it or climb it! Glad I ate it instead 😂😋

Quick, friendly staff, amazing food. And ice cream too 😍

Great service and excellent food, well worth a visit if you haven't tried it.

Amazing fish and chips. Best in Portadown and ice cream to die for. Brilliant wee spot

Food is unbelievable come try urself u won't be disappointed,this place takes food to a new level

Fantastic customer service and very quick at preparing and distributing orders!

The owner of this place would need to learn his staff some manners got a order from here the other night the girl just chucked it up on the counter and walked away never even said a word service with a smile some change

I got an sausage supper from gordys on the 25th of August, and got food poisoning from it, not the first time ive heard of this happening from there either. Wont be back still not right.

Ordered on just eat waited on food and never received even though said delivered. I rang Gordys who said once it left shop it was nothing to do with them. Didn't wanna know so stole my money and fobbed off with we don't know who delivers. Totally disgusting. I will never use again.

Great food service very professional all staff courteous and friendly 👏

Miserly with sauce portions. Ordered a Hot Dog with any/all extras - I was given a dry burger bun with 2 sausages cut in half - not even any ketchup or mustard; how a dry bun and sliced sausages equates to a hot dog, I'll never know. Asked for a portion of curry sauce with my fish and chips, I was given the smallest possible portion cup size of curry sauce, and the sauce was globby and too thick. There was a super chip as part of the order, again, the absolute minimal amount of super chip sauce was used - disappointing. It was ordered on a Friday evening, so I can take into consideration they were maybe busy, and the order did come very quickly through Uber Eats, but the way the food came was disappointing.

Amazing food and menu is the best 👍👍

Great chippy, best in town! Friendly staff and super food.

Best chippy in portadown. Highly recommend.

Food was amazing, the fish was so well cooked it was unreal and great portion size. Highly recommended

First time ordering from Gordy's. Food was excellent. Will be coming back again soon :)

Superchip was not so super - Very disappointing portion sizes compared to other places. Carton wasn't even half filled ☹

I am told the first installation of Gordy's simply vanished into thin air one day, however my nuggets did not and I found them to be extremely pleasant! 🪱🪱

All food absolutely lovely and portions massive! Will definitely be back

Always excellent food and staff

Really tasty and very quick service 👍

Great food and good sized portions, you won't be hungry after a feed at Gordys!

Not a bad place to eat out of. Seems to do decent trade. Portion size not bad, prices are average for the local area.

Amazing food and great service 👍

The southern fried boneless chicken was tasty.