China House in Wandsworth - Phone Number, Reservations, Reviews

The worst sweet and sour sauce in my entire life. Tasteless, watery just horrible! Never again!!!!!!

Given the time for delivery the food should have been amazing- all in the bin in fact. Disgusting. It should be closed down, do NOT order from here. I genuinely feel sick

Terrible restaurant. Food was over 2 hours late before I cancelled. The owner is emotionally immature and unable to have a conversation about the basics of a customer order. Avoid this restaurant or lose money!!

Despite the delivery arriving within the time frame,my £20.24 order was incomplete, the delivery guy even said it was incomplete and would return with my missing food item. Low and behold, he never returned. Decided to to try the food and it was absolutely disgusting, I think I was better off just having a few slices of toast. Tried to call the restaurant to find out what's happening with my missing item and the phone number didn't work. I wish I had read the reviews about this place first. Contacted Hungry House and currently awaiting a refund ....."AVOID,AVOID,AVOID"

I can with definite certainty say that this was the most disgusting takeaway I have ever had. I don't usually write reviews - but this takeaway prompted me to help prevent others from making this mistake. My friends and I ordered a range of rice and noodle dishes as well as what we deemed 'normal' starters. Every single dish was disgusting, oily, tasteless - to the extent that we actually felt quite sick after a few bites. This restaurant/takeaway should not be allowed to keep serving sub-adequate, inedible food - particularly as it is available on Hungry Horse. And to Hungry Horse, shame on you. Clearly people have already complained - perhaps you can take their comments on board, and have a more rigorous system in place to ensure good quality food. Disappointing.

Order incomplete and 45 minutes late... i called everytime line is busy and texted without replied... i paid for nothing... won't repeat anymore

How can this place be allowed to continue trading? Food tasted like it had been retrieved from the bin - which is where it ended up. Part of my order was missing but they have my whole £20 - feel like I have been mugged.

Food took about 1h30 to arrive. Had to call twice to ask where it was. The order was wrong even though I even got him to repeat the order back to me because his English was so bad. Oh and both dishes tasted terrible.

We ordered over £20 worth of food from here via Hungry House. We were told it would arrive at 15:50. When it hadn't arrived by 16:50, having been told at around 16:15 that it had already left the restaurant and was on its way, we spoke to two people at Hungry House who told us that they had been told by the restaurant that the food was on its way. At 17:00 we then received a text from Hungry House saying that our order had been cancelled, the restaurant didn't say a thing to us. We were told that they didn't have a driver until 18:30 that evening and so couldn't have delivered anyway, but they felt that they didn't need to tell us that! We phoned the restaurant to complain and the man on the other end of the phone refused to apologise and just made up excuses saying that it wasn't his fault and there was nothing he could do. He was rude and actually shouted down the phone at me! I would very strongly advise people to avoid this restaurant (and probably Hungry House all together) at all costs.

China House is absolutely awful. We ordered 3 mains and some sides (eggrolls and such), both Chinese and Thai. The pad thai came with regular Italian fettucine pasta. We had ordered a shrimp pad thai, but there was no shrimp at all, only vegetables, so clearly they gave us the wrong order. After waiting 90 minutes for the order, we dove in hungry. Just a few bites in, and our appetite gave way to more objective observance of the food – the pad thai was sour, was going bad. In fact, all the dishes seemed a bit “off”, like they had been sitting out for the whole day or more. We stopped eating entirely because we realized we were so close to possible illness if we ate our meal, which honestly, tasted terrible anyway. Setting the food to the side, we noticed they didn’t deliver the dessert. We called and complained about the missing dessert, the wrong item, and the terrible smell and taste of the food. China House said they couldn’t help us at all, saying the new chef was the only one there and it was his first day. What kind of restaurant puts on unskilled staff all alone?? Since we paid Hungry House, we figured we pay them to manage the system, including horrible product and service. Hungry House appeared to try to help. First I explained everything to an American who “understood how frustrated I would be after 30 min on hold and no help.” Then the line went dead. I called back and waited another 40 min to talk to Vlad. He talked to China House, and we were told to set the food aside for the delivery man to pick up to ensure we weren’t fooling the system. Fair enough, we weren’t eating it anyway. But then they didn’t come. And they would not accept that the food was awful enough to merit a wasted couple of hours on the phone about it. They did acknowledge that our dessert did not come, but would not bring it to us either or explain how they knew this for sure. Vlad from Hungry House eventually opened up to me his inability to do more than gently ask China House to refund us, and that he had no power to give us our money back, though we had paid Hungry House. He forwarded the message to the manager, we left the food out for the delivery man to collect (as asked), and after 2 days, I was told we would only be reimbursed the money for the dessert never delivered. Save your sanity as well as your money – DO NOT ORDER FROM CHINA HOUSE OR HUNGRY HOUSE.

this has to be the worst meal i have ever ordered, the sent chicken nuggests instaed of tempua prawns, the pad thai was basically boiled noodles, items missing from order and staff unwilling to resend. This place should be closed.

Utterly terrible - do not use this restaurant! We ordered online via Hungry House at just before 9pm, initially being told that our food would arrive at 9.30pm. Within minutes of having placed the order, we received a text stating that the order was delayed by half an hour until 10pm. 10pm came and went with no food and despite several calls to China House and e-mails to Hungry House, the food did not arrive until 11pm! When it arrived, it was of very poor quality, tasteless and missing key ingredients. Never use this restaurant!!!!

Last week my friend and I ordered approximately £22 worth of food from this so called "restaurant". Out of all of the places to order food from, we decided to choose this place. Only to be rewarded with food that honestly shouldn't be able to qualify as food. There was no flavour whatsoever and everything was dry! A waterfall wouldn't have been enough to hydrate anyone after eating this food.

Do not order from this place, it is not even an authentic Chinese takeaway. The only good thing I can say about this place is the delivery time was fairly quick. After 15 mins of ordering I got a notification from Just Eat to say my order was on the way. I was a bit hesitant as I thought surely it must take a bit longer for the order to be processed and prepared? This should have been a warning sign! Firstly I ordered Coke, I received Diet Coke. I ordered veg spring rolls (8) I received meat spring rolls (6) - they did refund me back £2. I ordered crab meat & sweet corn soup - I got prawns instead of crab meat. I asked for the noodles to not be spicy, lo and behold, the noodles were spicy with massive chunks of green peppers. This place is awful, customer service was disgusting I had to deal with the issue directly via Just Eat! Do not order at all costs!

Absolutely appalling, disgusting food and even more disgusting service. Do not order from this farce of a restaurant, let me tell you the reasons why - it's a long read but worth it for you, dear reader, to make an informed decision on never ordering from this calamatous, rude, grumpy, discourteous, unprofessional outfit they call a "restaurant". 1. The food was 25 minutes late 2. I ordered hot and spicy wings - when they arrived they were BBQ wings. Hoping this was a simple mistake, I called the restaurant and explained the situation, thinking perhaps it was a simple packing error and that it could be quickly resolved. They assured me I had received hot and spicy wings, and insisted I take a picture to send to them (?!) which I did. He still maintained I had hot and spicy wings, even though I told him they were BBQ (I have this magical ability called a sense of taste, which helps me tell different flavours - It's really useful when knowing the difference between BBQ sauce and hot and spicy sauce!) and essentially calling me a liar. I don't know how you can tell from a picture what a sauce tastes like but I sure can tell, y'know, with my magical sense of taste... Anyway he refused to send out the actual wings I ordered and said I should speak to HungryHouse about it. 3. On checking the rest of the food, the rice, chicken balls and pork dumplings were all stone cold. Chicken and rice especially are dangerous when cooked at a too low temperature so as they arrived cold we had no idea if they were safe to eat (usual answer: no). The entire order was greasy and tasteless (how can you make a prawn cracker tasteless?! I don't know...) apart from the BBQ wings which were DEFINITELY BBQ and not the hot and spicy I ordered... 4. After checking other reviews, I see that other customers received 8 chicken balls, and we only received 6... 5. We then spoke to HungryHouse to make a complaint and they were absolutely lovely. They spoke to the restaurant on our behalf who offered us a paltry £5 discount, which we refused. The poor HH customer services lady had to deal with their rude, dismissive and downright unprofessional staff which was totally not fair on her, so we ended up calling the "restaurant" ourselves to demand a refund. The staff member we spoke to at the restaurant was surly and again incredibly rude, and only offered a full refund when we threatened to call the Environmental Health Officer for Lambeth to inspect their kitchen for sending out cold food. He then hung up - delightful! I want to say the staff at HungryHouse have been totally brilliant and completely professional in helping us resolve this issue. The China House London however should be shut down and their staff attend basic social skills training. On reading other users recent reviews (sadly after we'd ordered, the 4* rating fooled us!) I find we are not alone in having been treated to late, horrible, cold food. I hope, dear reader, that you take this and other recent reviews on board and spend your hard-earned cash elsewhere. Anywhere. Anywhere but here. Good luck!

Firstly it's not even a Chinese restaurant it's a pizza place. The reviews on HungryHouse must be fake as this place is poorly reviewed on every other website. Strange that???Apart from the fact the food was vile, they forgot our order after driving 20 mins to collect and told me I had to come back and get it. Incredibly rude! They didn't even offer to deliver it as it was their mistake or offer refund. The worst part is - not even so much as an apology or something to make up for the fact our food would be cold by the time I went back to collect it. Told them to stick it and fed the disgusting food to the cat who even turned her nose up at it!Vile, disgusting and don't have a clue about customer service. If you like Chinese food that tastes like a £1 Iceland ready meal and pay for something you don't receive - this place is for you!If you don't - the avoid like the plague!

don't ever buy from this restaurant, the worst experience ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

quite average food, there are option available in the menu however the possibility is high that you may not get all on the table at single time.

Eaten here a few times. About to order again now! My new favourite local Chinese!

The food was inedible! they forgot some of order, the crispy seaweed was half sugar! the crispy noodles were soggy and tasteless.everything was terrible. DO NOT ORDER FOOD FROM HERE.cannot get in touch with restaurant to complain.

Amazing Thai green curry very nice flavour but had less aubergine in it apart from it WAS great experience, service from the driver excellent name IAN polite and smile 😀on his face. Which usually we don't get to see from some off the restaurant!!

Amazing Thai green curry very nice flavour but had less aubergine in it apart from it WAS great experience, service from the driver excellent name IAN polite and smile 😀on his face. Which usually we don't get to see from some off the restaurant!!

Amazing Thai green curry very nice flavour but had less aubergine in it apart from it WAS great experience, service from the driver excellent name IAN polite and smile 😀on his face. Which usually we don't get to see from some off the restaurant!!

Food is good and great service tho food deliverd in just 20 min surprise

Quick delivery came before time but need to cut the onions abit thinner

Food is good and great service tho food deliverd in just 20 min surprise

a very frequent customer as these guys always provide the best food, best service with a smile and great quantities. They are very very generous and I will always come back to be looked after. a great chinese..

a very frequent customer as these guys always provide the best food, best service with a smile and great quantities. They are very very generous and I will always come back to be looked after. a great chinese..

Good combination sea spicy king prawn and nasi goreng rice both off dish was yummy

Good combination sea spicy king prawn and nasi goreng rice both off dish was yummy

Order crispy duck and chicken chow-main happy with the quality and service they shredded the duck its delicious with pancake hoi sin sauce. Jonathan from sw4

The food was a little dissapointing, the beef in black bean sauce was excellent but the noodles lacked taste. The restaurant forgot the drinks I order3e but they amended it by buying them from the local shop so all was well.

The food tastes really bad. My husband said is not edible. The Thai Green Curry is very watery and blend. Sze Chuan Roast Pork is really disgusting and the meat is so tough. Perking duck is so dried and burned as well. The appetisers platter taste like over night food, it so dried and already fried for many times. We don't understand why they received so many good reviews but the food is so bad. We will never order from them again.

The food was a little dissapointing, the beef in black bean sauce was excellent but the noodles lacked taste. The restaurant forgot the drinks I order3e but they amended it by buying them from the local shop so all was well.

The food tastes really bad. My husband said is not edible. The Thai Green Curry is very watery and blend. Sze Chuan Roast Pork is really disgusting and the meat is so tough. Perking duck is so dried and burned as well. The appetisers platter taste like over night food, it so dried and already fried for many times. We don't understand why they received so many good reviews but the food is so bad. We will never order from them again.

Order crispy duck and chicken chow-main happy with the quality and service they shredded the duck its delicious with pancake hoi sin sauce. Jonathan from sw4

Very nice fried rice could've been more soy sauce but still lovely n tasty yum.

Very nice fried rice could've been more soy sauce but still lovely n tasty yum.

Crispy noodle was very nice and crispy as request the noodle should be separate, it had a lot off mixed meat in it which is good.

the food had a great test especially dumplings. thank you guys see you soon 😊

Crispy noodle was very nice and crispy as request the noodle should be separate, it had a lot off mixed meat in it which is good.

Delivered late for 30mins. Ordered Pad Thai but it was watery and not fried. Ordered veg soup but the soup taste bitter. Paid £12 for this food quality so I'm very disappointed.

Delivered late for 30mins. Ordered Pad Thai but it was watery and not fried. Ordered veg soup but the soup taste bitter. Paid £12 for this food quality so I'm very disappointed.

The food was not particularly super tasty and the pad thai was actually not a pad thai at all... quite disappointing overall but the dim sim were good.

The food was not particularly super tasty and the pad thai was actually not a pad thai at all... quite disappointing overall but the dim sim were good.

Order Special fried rice which is very nice n fresh, sweet and sour chicken just about standard.

Order Special fried rice which is very nice n fresh, sweet and sour chicken just about standard.

Delicious absolutely amazing noodle steam fresh dim sum on of the fav one yummy.

Delicious absolutely amazing noodle steam fresh dim sum on of the fav one yummy.

Im more then happy to re order in future, food was very Nice and tasty

Im more then happy to re order in future, food was very Nice and tasty

Terrible food ... King prawn fried rice was shrimp fried rice ... Ordered 2 chilli oils and they have me one and one was some strange sauce ... Overall good quality was not good at all. Will never order from them again ...

The most disgusting food I have ever received. The soy sauce was leKing in the bag everywhere the did not have my drink in the order I had to call to ask for it when the driver came back he jammed my door bell. Absolutely appalling the food was disposed stay away !!!!!

Food was so bland. Batter fell off the sweet and sour prawns. The sauce was watery. The crispy seaweed tasted old and was soft. The chips were soggy and tasted like they had been microwaved. Didn't eat it - it all went straight in the bin.

This was a disgusting service. The food was vile and I was promised a refund by two members of staff, then a further member of staff told me that this is was not going to happen and was extremely rude. Do not eat here.

Good quality of shredded beef absolutely loved it.

Food was so bland. Batter fell off the sweet and sour prawns. The sauce was watery. The crispy seaweed tasted old and was soft. The chips were soggy and tasted like they had been microwaved. Didn't eat it - it all went straight in the bin.

The most disgusting food I have ever received. The soy sauce was leKing in the bag everywhere the did not have my drink in the order I had to call to ask for it when the driver came back he jammed my door bell. Absolutely appalling the food was disposed stay away !!!!!

Good quality of shredded beef absolutely loved it.

the food was testy and good timing

Terrible food ... King prawn fried rice was shrimp fried rice ... Ordered 2 chilli oils and they have me one and one was some strange sauce ... Overall good quality was not good at all. Will never order from them again ...

It came in good time but was NOT what I ordered = FAIL. Then the delivery guy had no change or notes so I had to have the exact change, his excuse was because it was raining!!! Food was tasteless and will not be wasting time or money on them again. Don't bother.

It came in good time but was NOT what I ordered = FAIL. Then the delivery guy had no change or notes so I had to have the exact change, his excuse was because it was raining!!! Food was tasteless and will not be wasting time or money on them again. Don't bother.

Absolutely amazing dumpling and chicken noodle it's just a standard level. Se11 victor thanks guys 👍

Delivery service was a nuisance. He asked for cash and I had already paid & didn't follow the order I requested. Food did come in good time. Hot & fresh it was the best I've had from this restaurant. Really good.

Absolutely amazing dumpling and chicken noodle it's just a standard level. Se11 victor thanks guys 👍

Delivery service was a nuisance. He asked for cash and I had already paid & didn't follow the order I requested. Food did come in good time. Hot & fresh it was the best I've had from this restaurant. Really good.

Great crispy shredded beef really nice and tasty

We pre-ordered our meal for a specific time, but the delivery turned up over half an hour early. We were not at home at the time so the driver had to wait for us to get home, by which time the food needed to be reheated. The delivery driver was unhelpful and unapologetic, and even though claimed this was not his fault didn't seem to care. Terrible customer service.

Great crispy shredded beef really nice and tasty

The food was pretty grim im usually one who would eat most things but I ended up just eating the fortune cookie

The food was pretty grim im usually one who would eat most things but I ended up just eating the fortune cookie

Great delivery time, fine. Ordered chrispy beef and egg fried rice and was very disappointed. Tasted absolutely awful, and had no veg. Couldn't even eat half of it.

Never even turned up. Had to make do with crisps for dinner. Bunch of charlatans. Avoid...

Worth ordering from China house...I'm very happy with my food.

Amazing food, delivered very quickly. Definitely recommend it!

Great delivery time, fine. Ordered chrispy beef and egg fried rice and was very disappointed. Tasted absolutely awful, and had no veg. Couldn't even eat half of it.

Amazing food, delivered very quickly. Definitely recommend it!

Worth ordering from China house...I'm very happy with my food.

Expensive and tasteless. Wouldn't order again.

All in all great service and very nice food. Thanks for the cookies

The quality of Food is amazing arrive on time & hot ask for free prawn cracker which was given thanks.

Expensive and tasteless. Wouldn't order again.

I never left a review before but this time I feel obliged to. The soup was tiny, the seaweed was flavourless, and the beef with black pepper sauce was incredibly bland. Consider getting your Chinese food elsewhere.

Cheap and cheerful acceptable chinese... the honey spare ribs were lovely, lots of meat in the dishes :) would order again. The only downside was the rice was a bit sticky....

All in all great service and very nice food. Thanks for the cookies

I never left a review before but this time I feel obliged to. The soup was tiny, the seaweed was flavourless, and the beef with black pepper sauce was incredibly bland. Consider getting your Chinese food elsewhere.

The quality of Food is amazing arrive on time & hot ask for free prawn cracker which was given thanks.

Disappointed. Good good but incomplete order - forgot the prawn crackers. Most places offer these free but I paid £2.45 and didn't get them. Annoying.

Disappointed. Good good but incomplete order - forgot the prawn crackers. Most places offer these free but I paid £2.45 and didn't get them. Annoying.

Good food... delivered promptly... Hot !! will use again....

Food was great, driver forgot the drink rang the shop and I got it re delivered with free prawn cracker and some fortune cookies🤗🤗

Good food... delivered promptly... Hot !! will use again....

Food was great, driver forgot the drink rang the shop and I got it re delivered with free prawn cracker and some fortune cookies🤗🤗

Food was cooked but wasn't fresh I found quite a lot a lot of shells in my shrimp fried rice and pieces of chicken. I only eat fish. On the plus side food came exactly on time which was good. And they followed through with my extra request.

Sweet and sour chicken was good. Big portion. Seaweed a little soggy.

Sweet and sour chicken was good. Big portion. Seaweed a little soggy.

The sides were great - the pad thai was not good. Won't be ordering from here again. Delivery was SUPER FAST, though - very impressive.

Food was cooked but wasn't fresh I found quite a lot a lot of shells in my shrimp fried rice and pieces of chicken. I only eat fish. On the plus side food came exactly on time which was good. And they followed through with my extra request.

I order from China house quite often, which is good to have a regular Chinese. Right the quality of the food was awesome order chicken noodle and sweet n sour chicken and really happy, they do deserve a positive review from me. I possibly would recamend to my house mate. Thanks to the Chef (the driver was very friendly deliver by Ian)