B & H Pizzeria & Chippy in Darlington

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My experience at b & h was a masterclass in how to disappoint your customers. As a computer science teacher, I value precision and efficiency, and this chippy did neither. Secondly, the promised chips were more of a soggy, lukewarm mess. They had all the appeal of a floppy disk – limp and devoid of any crisp satisfaction. Overall, b & h was a frustrating and forgettable experience. I would have gotten better results from writing a basic code to generate random bits of fried food. Save yourself the trouble and avoid this chippy!

Opening hours say they are open but they are not!

Delicious fish and chips. I can say the best fish and chips in Darlington. Very fast delivery and professional service. highly recommend.

Great food for all , Pick up and delivery 🚚

Ordered 2 fish patties. They arrive with literally the tiniest bit of fish in them but looked like they had be refried they were rock hard and when I opened them there was batter on the inside aswell so looked like they had cos scollops and put a bit of batter fish in the middle and re battered disgusting

nice chippy chips and good portion for small size

Absolutely shocking service and food rude arrogant and talking about people in the queues never again

Never been here. Just received a phone call with the number and caller id showing up from this place. The man named Isaac introduced himself as working with Three, and wanted to offer me 40% discount with my monthly phone contract. I said that this didn't sound like a good deal to me. The caller then hung up on me. Was one of the weirder scam calls I've received.

First time ordering this evening. Quick delivery, food arrived well packaged and hot. All tasted lovely and large portion sizes. Will definitely order again

I ordered a DOUBLE CHEESE BURGER, what i got was 2 cremated burgers no cheese and a soggy bun, requested a refund because this is the 4th time they messed my order up and im tired of it, will not be returning.

Absolute joke I ordered some food from here was told it would b delivered at 1 38 minutes later and I’m still waiting tried calling the restaurant no one answered the phone even though not even 2 minutes before it kept saying user busy not happy

I've been here since living in this area fr 2 years il never go anywhere else it's absolutely fantastic service ,and food carnt beat it order and try u will not be disappointed ,good size portions for price dont delay order today darlington b&h pizza,chi0py yarm rd darlington.

Got here freezing cold 🥶 and didnt taste nice had me being sick for a week

Many thanks for going above and beyond on probably your busiest day of the year. Fantastic service and wonderful food, definitely 5 star service, can't recommend highly enough

Ordered six pizzas, 3 large chips and a variety of dips. The pizzas were really nice and with them being a chip shop, it was really great having chippy chips instead of fries that you get in pizza shops. Took an hour to arrive, but we were told that at the point of ordering. Delivery driver was really nice.

Pizza Fresh and Tasty, Definitely Recommend

Honestly the Best Chippy in Darlo... I'd be Honestly Surprised if they did not know me on a first name basis by now... I'd highly recommend they're battered Sausages and curry sauce. YOU CAN'T BEAT IT

Did not deliver my food. When I rang to chase them up, they falsely told me that they had tried to ring me because they couldn't find my address, and that I wouldn't get a refund as they had made the attempt.

Very greasy and made us poorly, but generally not bad food! Poss just a one off bad day! But do try

Lovely food , friendly staff, prompt service .

Great customer service and fab parmos 🤩 10/10

Opened up the just eat app to see this shop was getting rave reviews.. put my order in and off I went. To start with the interior looked like it was stuck in a time warp. Hadn’t seen paint since the stone ages. Customer service was standard. Bang average. Chicken nuggets started well but ended up being like the Sahara desert down my throat. Kebab meat was unusually thick and chewy. Bland no flavour. Burger resembled a microwave special. Made with no love. Better quality in rustlers. The battered sausage wasn’t great. Warm but didn’t pack any flavour. Very bland. Chips were the best part. 10/10 for them. Steve starts - 3/10 Cheers xx

Huge portion,cheap as chips..new favourite takeaway

WOULD NOT RECOMMEND!!!! Arrived freezing cold and delayed and when asked for a refund or fresh batch and got a horrible rude response without any. DONT GO !!!

The best pizza there is in Darlington you need to try it

Love this place foods amazing, staff are so friendly 😊😊😊

Love this chip shop, lovely food and very friendly staff.

Worth every star. Staff are helpful Always greeted with a smile. Good prices and portion sizes are always fab. Only ever had 1 issue in the 3 years ice been ordering from here and it was dealt with quickly. Theyre very apologetic and infornative when theyre busy. Foods always piping hot. Wouldnt go anywhere else. Stay safe 😊

Very nice customer and foods always hot

Got wrong meal delivered rang up shop there said please please don't open it, took them 15mins to collect it and drop my order off, again wrong order had to wait for them to pick up this delivery and wait for them to get my order cooked from fresh. Ordered mine at 4pm after all the mix ups did not get meal till 6pm will not go again.

Ordered meal and twice delivered the wrong order in same night they had to re cook order not going there again

Amazing first time order from B&H! listened to order notes, food was amazing, service was top quality on collection. couldnt ask for more. will certainly order again :) pizza was so fresh ans gorgeous parmesan bechamel was amazing, Ive tried a lot so know what im talking about! thank you :)

First time we used this it was absolutely lovely well worth it and quick delivery

Very nice food and was delivered early no issues at all will defo be ordering from here more

We keep using this chippy quite a bit now.. it can get busy at times but we'll worth the wait. Pleasant staff too :)

Great staff, great food, great venue. Worth a visit!!!

first time order pleasently pleased decent size bag of chips nicely cooked nice fish crispy batter and the curry is proper chip shop curry all in all a pleasent meal will definitely order again and and friendly staff would recommend.

It's nice chippy and kababs etc, reasonably priced and nice food

Food was lovely just hard to get parked near it if you don't know the area

Excellent service very nice vegetarian pizza and chilli sauce and very good price.highly recommended ❤️

Its a another chip shop,however prices are alittle bit higher than usual. The food served is usually really nice, portion sizes really good. If your after a delivery you could wait sometime 'they do get busy' Staff ice always found happy & helpful & polite

Good stuff; cheap; F&C on Sunday!

Food was cold ordered 3 kids meal should off be 4 chicken nuggets in each come with 2 orderd donner wrap with salad n sauce come with nothing ment be here 8.30 come at 9.20

Ordered online took 2 hours to arrive no apology plus they did not bring garlic sauce so had to wait another 40 mins for that will never order again

Really decent pizza! The price is good as well!

Made me ill, I've ordered a few times from here and it became my usual resteraunt to order from. had a few bad ones lately been ill on the past few occasions. Will now try somewhere else

Tasty fish and chips and not expensive