Smokey G's in East Lindsey

Nice looking place , food looked nice although we only had cake. Not happy about a smelly rubbish bin on table and when I discreetly gave them some out of date sauce , one young lady snapped they were best before dates!! Rude and won’t be going again

This has to be one of the worst takeawys ever. This place has been down before but bounced back. This time there is no-where to go, its a gonner. Hard chewy meat ( not sure what it even was) Could have been chicken beef or duck and it was in a special chow mein. I didn't eat it, can't do that to my tum. No spice, no taste, nothing to recommend it at all and yet they keep putting their prices up. These are two regulars signing off.

Awesome all day brunch lots freshly cooked food great hash browns sausages beans set me up for the day having walked to beach and here from Park Deans great barmaid and snooker good. Selection of booze too in bar on same place

Altho my fish chips and mushy peas were nice and hot my friend had the pie, we asked if it was homemade, it didn’t appear to us to be homemade, altho hot more like a pukka pie, poor filling and the plate was a wash with thick gravy.

Same deal as Happy Fish and Mambo Number 5, whatever it's called, freezing in the cold wasn't fun, but slushies and doughnuts in the caravan were worth it. I am a very Satisfied Hippo. Though was basing your food stall off of a board game really that good of a marketing tactic?