Smokey G's in East Lindsey

Altho my fish chips and mushy peas were nice and hot my friend had the pie, we asked if it was homemade, it didn’t appear to us to be homemade, altho hot more like a pukka pie, poor filling and the plate was a wash with thick gravy.

Booked a table for Xmas lunch menu. Arrived seated and tbh the only christmas thing wS the napkin. No table Decs or crackers just felt like a normal meal. Drinks arrived promptly and orders for food were taken. Starters were lovely and no problem. Our mains then turned up and the only fresh ingredient was the meat everything else was frozen the veg over cooked and roast potatoes hard. We never got offered any condiments ie cranberry or horseradish sauce. The mains just were very unappealing and tasteless. We then sat for half an hour with dirty plates no one had come near to ask if we wanted more drinks etc. We then finally had to ask for the table to be cleared and the drinks. Three of us had puddings which were lovely. Two of the group had the 3 course menu so were supposed to get coffee and mince pie. We waited but then fave up all hope so went to till to pay. When I told her we had not had the coffee and mince pies the girl just said do you want to take them away no apologies. One of the party did remark to the girl were they short staffed and she just said no were just busy. It completely ruined our day, The place had other tables with xmas dinners too and were busy with normal food so would expect more than 2 waiting on staff the rest of staff were kitchen staff filling in. Shame as we have always enjoyed coming here for lunches through the year.

Lovely takeaway, first time getting one. Couldn’t fault the food

This has to be one of the worst takeawys ever. This place has been down before but bounced back. This time there is no-where to go, its a gonner. Hard chewy meat ( not sure what it even was) Could have been chicken beef or duck and it was in a special chow mein. I didn't eat it, can't do that to my tum. No spice, no taste, nothing to recommend it at all and yet they keep putting their prices up. These are two regulars signing off.

Same deal as Happy Fish and Mambo Number 5, whatever it's called, freezing in the cold wasn't fun, but slushies and doughnuts in the caravan were worth it. I am a very Satisfied Hippo. Though was basing your food stall off of a board game really that good of a marketing tactic?