Smokey G's in East Lindsey

Automatic screens to order a bit vague you can't order exactly what you want service was friendly but the kfc model isn't brilliant you do t k ow what you are getting untol it's handed to you it's a chicken lottery I like the coating but would be good to get the piece of chicken you prefer

Lovely takeaway, first time getting one. Couldn’t fault the food

This is my local chippy and if I’m totally honest there are far better ones in town however very few are listed on Foodhub/just eat etc, there are 5 adults living in my home and collectively we’ve made 17 orders from cod and cockerel since January and 8 of those orders have been cancelled by the chip shop 1 of which was because they “ran out of chips” we have continuously given the benefit of the doubt but enough is enough,

This has to be one of the worst takeawys ever. This place has been down before but bounced back. This time there is no-where to go, its a gonner. Hard chewy meat ( not sure what it even was) Could have been chicken beef or duck and it was in a special chow mein. I didn't eat it, can't do that to my tum. No spice, no taste, nothing to recommend it at all and yet they keep putting their prices up. These are two regulars signing off.

Booked a table for Xmas lunch menu. Arrived seated and tbh the only christmas thing wS the napkin. No table Decs or crackers just felt like a normal meal. Drinks arrived promptly and orders for food were taken. Starters were lovely and no problem. Our mains then turned up and the only fresh ingredient was the meat everything else was frozen the veg over cooked and roast potatoes hard. We never got offered any condiments ie cranberry or horseradish sauce. The mains just were very unappealing and tasteless. We then sat for half an hour with dirty plates no one had come near to ask if we wanted more drinks etc. We then finally had to ask for the table to be cleared and the drinks. Three of us had puddings which were lovely. Two of the group had the 3 course menu so were supposed to get coffee and mince pie. We waited but then fave up all hope so went to till to pay. When I told her we had not had the coffee and mince pies the girl just said do you want to take them away no apologies. One of the party did remark to the girl were they short staffed and she just said no were just busy. It completely ruined our day, The place had other tables with xmas dinners too and were busy with normal food so would expect more than 2 waiting on staff the rest of staff were kitchen staff filling in. Shame as we have always enjoyed coming here for lunches through the year.