Shrek's Pizza in Manchester

kids got kidnapped, wife got killed, but its alright because i meeting shrek. i love shrek. nice food. thanking you. forgot to mention the workers smelt like cheese and onion walkers that went out of date 2 years ago with a little bit of a tangy peppermint smell. very strange. please buy cologne

I liked everything, but then Shrek came and yelled: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY PIZZERIA??!! And then he drove me away

I went with my friends Johnny Somali and Peter Didy. (Nicknamed P Didy).When we arrived we saw oiled up men welcome us, which caused P Didy to grab the nearest bottle of baby oil and rush to the kids play area. He gave it a new paint job, white walls and everything. We ended up having to leave.

I am a 80 year old man but When I went to shrek pizza I noticed something not that shrek was beating up a child but I noticed how it made me remember my great grandmothers cooking with less beating up children. When I finally sat down a guy named Bob was my waiter he was pretty nice he even painted his skin green the only thing that kinda sucked was that I didn't see Shrek at all besides him beating up a child. The pizza was great I knew it was going to be amazing but I didn't think it would be that good I would sell my life and my wife's life just to eat more of it. I also tried the burger once again better than my wife's cooking even better than my dogs cooking. Once I left Shrek's pizza I felt a part of my childhood leaving me and I realized fully that Shrek is love Shrek is life. In total I would say this should be more than 5 stars it should be 100 stars I demand Google to change the stars just for Shrek's pizza. Edit: I currently came back to Shrek pizza because I found out my wife died and I got stage 10 cancer but once I entered that shop I felt all my depression left me and I realized who needs my wife I got Shrek. So I went to sit down and once again Bob was my waiter again we talked for a bit I'm about to go to the club with him after this review he truly made me forget about my wife so much I haven't been to her grave since she died because who cares about her she's dead. After Bob took my order I saw something I couldn't believe I saw donkey and I started crying because he looked like my dead son straight down to his face and how he had a tail. After that I got the balls and cake dish amazing as always but I noticed Shrek smiling at me after I ate the green cake but who cares I ate Shrek's cake. While I was leaving I saw Shrek following me but I didn't care he followed me out to my car then he beat me up and put me in the car. And that's how Shrek became my roommate I didn't have a choice because he threatened me if I didn't let him stay with him but who cares. Now I'm going out to meet Bob at the club. In total I still stand by my own opinion not because Shrek is holding a knife to my throat but because Shreks pizza is the only thing that matters to me and everyone else.

I came here hoping to meet shrek with my grandma with stage 4 lung cancer. She was so excited but when we got their their was no shrek just a guy named Gerald. granny was pissed and beat Gerald up with her purse. I ordered a onion tower and it was amazing granny didn't order anything because I think she was dead she didn't talk for the entire night so it was great 10/10 restraunt.

Too much mud and too much fart smell

This is perfect, the food, the service, and the most perfect thing is the name! Everything is GREAT HERE, You can tell that Shrek makes pizzas IN THE WHOLE UNIVERSE!!! While I ate one, I felt like all my spark was recovered in an instant, the pizza gave a touch of Happiness to my taste buds, and also to my stomach, in addition, like every unhealthy person, this restaurant is of very good quality! It would be perfect to celebrate a Shrek-themed birthday!!! Shrek's love for creating all this food is so good, I hope this place becomes the most popular on earth!!!😄

My sons last wish with cancer was to come here and when he told the shrek mascot he had stage four cancer and was dying he walked away and they would not serve him and he died while still sitting waiting for food. But would honestly recommend!!!!!

I walked from Austria continuously for 15 days, Shrek himself blessed me, and I knew that these were his swamps. Shrex himself told me: this is my swamp

It was great Shrek himself went to my table and slapped me with his big hand eould reccomend 👍🐗

### Shrek's Pizza: A Swamp-Sational Experience **Review: 5/5 Donkey Heads** Welcome to Shrek's Pizza, where the crust is thicker than Shrek's accent, and the toppings are as varied as his moods! This place is the ultimate destination for those who believe in love at first slice. **Ambiance:** As soon as you walk in, you’re greeted by the warm glow of swamp lights, complete with a life-sized statue of Shrek and Fiona sharing a romantic pizza. It’s so cozy, you’ll feel like you’re dining in a fairy tale—just watch out for the occasional ogre who might steal your garlic knots! **Pizza Varieties:** The menu is a treasure trove of punny delights. Try the “Onion Lover’s Special”—it’s like Shrek's heart, layered with flavor! Or how about the “Fiona’s Fiery Hot” pizza, topped with spicy peppers that might just make you feel like you’re in a rap battle with Drake? Speaking of Drake, you can enjoy your slice while bumping his hits. “Started From the Bottom” takes on a whole new meaning when you realize Shrek started from the swamp but ended up with a castle! Just remember, “In My Feelings” feels different when you’re trying to eat a pizza while crying over the fact that you’re not as cool as Shrek. **Service:** The staff here are as friendly as Donkey and drake! (minus the incessant chatter). They’re quick to take your order, and if you’re lucky, you might catch them singing “All Star” while tossing dough! Just don’t ask them to rap; we all know how that goes. **Desserts:** Don’t miss the “Fiona’s Fairy Tale Cakes.” They’re as sweet as true love—just be careful; they might remind you of a certain giant gingerbread man.we also got served the Ginerbread people alive! there was so much screaming and begging but it was really tasty the brains and blood of the gingerbread people was really fleshed out! **Final Thoughts:** Shrek’s Pizza isn’t just a meal; it’s an experience. You’ll leave feeling as full as a dragon after a buffet. So, grab your friends, channel your inner ogre, and get ready to “get your pizza on!” If Drake can drop bars about love and loss, you can definitely drop a slice (or five) of Shrek’s pizza! **Overall Rating:** it was so good that it put me in the hospital!—just don’t forget to “believe in yourself,” because everyone knows that “you’re an all-star.” 🍕✨ There was also an movie night! with Ed Srekran featured so amazing! during the movie night we also got Ogre delight stew with fried Ogre ass the main ingredient

my dog started getting drunk off the cake

Fabulous food the only bad thing is that Shrek put it in me and it hurt a little

come on guys, this place doesn't ACTUALLY serve stuff shrek would eat, right?

I walked there for 50 days with Jotaro, Kakyoin, Abdul, Iggy, Polnareff and Joseph for the Zhigulevsky, it was difficult, but together we were able to get there and eat a lot. It was worth it, definitely the best place. P.S.: Unfortunately, there was no Shrek

Was forced to put five star reviews or Shrek would have definitely thrown me in the chamber for Shrek meat. The forced fed food I ate was pretty good though

Terrible food woke up the next day feeling like crap

Never been there, but seems pretty good

I loved this pizzeria The pizza was just too good It was just too good I will come back one day even if the price is a little expensive but it is very very high quality

the toilet was a little nasty but very okay place got served by the puss in boots

doesn't exist anymore its ran out of a different business so just about the money

Only good food in UK, Shrek personally fed the pizza into my mouth and it was so good I had to try the Farquad Fugazza. Very creamy, delicious, and I busted everywhere

I ordered the vegetable pizza with toilet water. The smell was very jewish like and the taste was rizzy and my banana was happy 👳🏿‍♀️😍🏳️‍🌈 💯💪 I had a hard time on the skibidi toilet pooping the pizza out but overall it was really fanum tax and sigma Definitely worth the price it cost me about 57 African slaves

best restaurant of all time, I had a chicken for starters and Shrek's balls for dessert. Would recommend to anyone, missed my daughters wedding for this. 10/10

It was a roundabout... Mr. Joestar.

Great food my wife got beat up by shrek because she pissed on him but honestly fair enough she got what was coming

I had the most dire, delectable, Italian style prawn fillageeny breakfast. This was tender and soft. This tasted absolutely rank. I would never eat from these nitties ever again. NOT HAPPY!!!!!!!

The Pizza was good, thank you Shrek

I have not gone but I hope to go and see my baby I mean Shrek and HAVE A GOOD TIME.

I didn't eat it because it isn't available in Brazil, but just being Shrek pizzas is already supreme.

Szymon Moralewicz shit in my soup

The best pizzas I have ever tried in my life 1000/10 totally recommended

i’d definitely tap everyone there 🤤🤤🤤🤤

I finally managed to eat one of Shrek's delicious pizzas, after 3000 km on foot and 4 hours of swimming I arrived in the restaurant where the master, Shrek himself, was there to welcome me. Her clothing was particular, in fact she was wearing a thong that highlighted her enormous and shapely greenish trunk, I was amazed. After crossing the threshold he greeted us and immediately delighted us with a sexy dance showing off his muscular and swaying buttocks. Everything was wonderful, I was crying with emotion. He led me to the table where he brought me the pizza, I was very hungry, he said that he had made a change just for me, he had in fact added a whitish and gelatinous homemade sauce. It was delicious I had never eaten anything like it. Then he took me to the back of the place and blindfolded me for a surprise, I started shaking with joy. After a few seconds he felt a presence between my thighs: it was something large and cylindrical, it slid like oil in a hot pan. Then Shrek thanked me for coming to visit him and with a very powerful kick he sent me home.

Took my pregnant wife there, the kind waiter, his name was Shrek, helped deliver the baby before we even paid for the food we ordered. 9/10 would recomend.

Shrek es amor Shrek es vida, Shrek es pizza

HELP THUS PLACE I JUST FOUND IT 😭🙏🏻

The mud pizza is seriously delicious and also the welcome at the entrance with our trusted ogre, a fantastic experience

prob the best place i have eaten at in a while. the waiter was so nice its like he read my mind on what i wanted to eat. he smelled like unions and swamps and i love those places. i would definitely recommend eating here for your 23rd birthday. the crazy part is that i got served by shrek himself.

One must resolutely with great pleasure, acknowledge its incomparable quality, which is beyond measure. I must declare my profound gratitude for services unwavering support.

Best deal for you to have pizza and good time fun with loved ones thank you Shrek

I am a 43 year old from North Dakota, I travelled all the way to the UK to try this food. I didn't expect the masterpiece meals like the swamp pizza, Which ascended beyond the known sense of taste. Gordon Ramsay, check out this place! 100/10.

One of the best experiences I have had, u already know I had to try everything and so I shall did. Everything was great and I would highly recommend this to anyone who breathes air

Come down to Shrek's pizza to get some Onion Pizza 🍕 I loved the Onion Pizza

I tasted shreks balls and I sucked it dry🤫🤫🤫

Shrek's Pizza is a culinary gem renowned for its exceptional quality, unwavering consistency, and unparalleled customer satisfaction. With a perfect 5-star rating across the board, it's no wonder this establishment has captured the hearts and taste buds of its patrons. Each bite is a taste sensation, thanks to the carefully curated selection of fresh and flavorful ingredients that adorn every pizza. Whether you're craving a classic pepperoni pie or feeling adventurous with unique toppings like caramelized onions and pineapple, Shrek's Pizza delivers on taste every time. What truly sets this pizzeria apart is its commitment to excellence, evident in its prompt delivery, welcoming atmosphere, and community involvement. Shrek's Pizza isn't just a place to grab a slice; it's a beloved neighborhood institution that consistently exceeds expectations and leaves customers craving more. This my home boys

THIS PLACE IS FIRE 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🙏🙏

I have NEVER been to shreks pizza but i NEED to go, i needed to right this before i even go becaus ei already know its gonna be the best experience in my life

Delicious food, even nice music in the background and a well-kept restaurant. The service was very nice and quick. Strangely, the food turned my stool green (see picture). Thank you again for the food. VG Gabriella

The food was incredible, and man got a new Maggi soup at the end. (Image shown). Food: Food was a 4.5 out of 5 because the Cossack tip was not divisible. Service: It was really quick and the food was delivered once by the donkey and then by the talking gingerbread. But the donkey couldn't speak😥 Ambience: was good with better music. If I'm not mistaken, I sometimes heard strange ambient noises from Da Vinci Code.

went with my sons and loved it will come back for shrecks meat

The food was excellent, the swamp was very dirty and the service was really good, maybe you could chase away the fairy godmother and lord fartqualt

Excellent i wish this place was still open like Shrek is love life and a ton of other stuff so Shrek's Pizza founder PLS OPEN THIS AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Surf and Turf was to die for. You wouldn’t believe how good this place is. Truly, an unforgettable experience.

So I was expecting to have a good meal at the local Shrek's Pizza, but upon my arrival i realized something was wrong. After eating my 4 meals with 8 large drinks, I felt a bit bloated. Suddenly, I started to have liquid diarrhea all over the walls and the workers. It was green and chunky. The staff then kicked me out for something that wasn't my fault. Don't recommend.

Who thought it was a good idea to make a pizza place out of a movie?

Shreks pizza was so yummy in my tummy

THIS PLACE 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐒 eat the kids meal it's da best 👍

This place does not actually exist. Do not attempt to visit this place if you're expecting a pizza place based off of the Shrek franchise. At the time I visited when their Click & Collect site still worked, collections were being taken from Scanditalia. The garlic bread pizza was okay (nothing special) but the shop wasn't as advertised.

Absolutely wonderous place, highly recommend if you want the funny green man who opened a door to also open your food pallete to whole new heights.

Go here. Don’t hesitate. Just do it.

A warm, friendly, and accommodating atmosphere with lovely food and a great menu..!

when i went to shreks pizza i was greeted with shreks and i was so excited i shooted my silly string all over him accidently shrek was so excited he took me to his cabin and started exploding his green substance all around me 5 stars would do him again

Wonderful delicious fantastical food

They haad onions and me and donkeh and the wife had a massef peetza

The legends are true… I came all the way from the United States of America. I bought a $700 plane ticket to the UK and hitchhiked all the way there. I begged for money for a plane ride home. To this day I am financially unstable. I regret nothing though.

I busted a fat nut in the pizza

the best swamp pizza I've ever eaten

Shrek served me there it was great

Ogers have layers but oh my god does this food have layers

I got my family back after 9000 hours on blender would recommend

I loved it so much, even shrek came and then kidnapped me !!!

13.8 billion years ago, the universe was formed. Despite the long wait, every star in the vast cosmos had lied in excitement for one thing: The opening of Shrek’s Pizza. The first of billions. The start of a legacy.

One of the Best places that i ever visit. I recommend a lot to try everything and the prices are well, the place is always clean and the treatment is well too

Nestled in the heart of the picturesque village of Manchester, Shrek's Pizza is a culinary haven that transcends the boundaries of imagination and flavour. Imagine a realm where enchanted aromas dance through the air, and each dish is a tapestry woven with mystical ingredients. The ambiance is a harmonious blend of swampy smells and sophistication. Crystal chandeliers hang overhead, casting a soft glow upon tables adorned with beautiful cutlery. The walls are adorned with murals depicting scenes from the movie "shrek" and the air is filled with the melodic tunes of mythical singers, like Jimmy Saville and Jefferey Epstein. As you peruse the menu, prepare to be captivated by the fantastical offerings. The dish "Shrek's Balls" boasts a symphony of exotic spices, and the "Fard Bean Egg Pizza"" features a delicate fusion of rare cheeses and ethereal herbs. Each dish, pizza or not, is a masterpiece, a culinary spell woven by Sir Shrek the Gastronomancer himself. The service is nothing short of enchanting. Attendants, clad in attire befitting a royal court of old, attend to your every need with grace and charm. The presentation of each dish is a spectacle, with silver platters revealing the magical creations as if they were treasures from a mythical realm. In Shrek's Pizza, the ordinary transcends into the extraordinary. It's not just a dining experience; it's a journey into a world where culinary artistry meets fantasy. If you seek an escape from the mundane and a taste of the extraordinary, Shrek's Pizza beckons, promising an unforgettable sojourn into the fantastical realms of gastronomy. 100% would reccommend.

Found pubic hair in my food, and when I pointed it out to the owner he pulled a gun on me.

como tan muchacho yo lo veo a utede mu bien ho' 'utede han trabajao muy bien, creo que merecen una recompensa, ¿velda'? Ehh, ¿algo como un día libre? ¿Qué tal pal del chicle? Eh, yo creo que~ Sehh, e'toh dia hemos estao trabajando mucho y... Seh... yo sé exactamente muchacho y por eso yo quiero recompensarlo.. Vamo'... 'cupete en la mano... Si... Así... ay que rico...~ Ohhmm... Ahhm... Ahora tragatela papi~ Vu-Vue-Vuelvo al trabajo N-no benso, de-dejalo así, yo no quiero ningún chicle, yo me voa traba' Ven papi, nadie no' va' a ve'. Tu ere tan bueno que creo que te voy a dar 2 bolita ¡Es que no quiero...! Si tu ere bueno conmigo, yo lo soy contigo... La primeraAa... Y la seguunmmda... Ahh, Ahh... ahhh, no se lo diga a nadie, depue se ponen celosos

The food, the service, the atmosphere, everything is perfect! Shreks pizza is love!

Appena entrato ho trovato schreck in intimo di pizzo che inculava ciuchino. Dopo il rito di iniziazione nel quale finalmente ha sborrato nella grande pentola, ho potuto ordinare la famosa schreck pizza tanto attesa. Cibo ottimo ve lo consiglio

my my, what an exquisite dining establishment this is. I see myself coming here every evening with my chums after a day at the gentlemen's club. Me and my good pals love everything on the menu, but we always find ourselves munching down on Shrek's Balls (our favourite. yum yum!) and after we finish consuming Shrek's Balls, we wash it down with some tea, and then dine on a lovely Dorito Cheesecake. I even met the owner of this fine establishment, Shrek Ogre himself! (photo attached) I say, if you have the time, visit this wonderful establishment. it will be an experience you shall hold dear until your dying breath.

Amazing food, there was a perfect interior, atmosphere, service and just in general! Will dine again!

La vida de un crítico es sencilla en muchos aspectos. Arriesgamos poco y tenemos poder sobre aquellos que ofrecen su trabajo y su servicio a nuestro juicio. Prosperamos con las criticas negativas divertidas de escribir y de leer. Pero la triste verdad que debemos afrontar, es que en el gran orden de las cosas, cualquier basura tiene más significado que lo que deja ver nuestra critica..

Truly the house of a god himself. The very soul of Shrek embodies this pizza place and everyone who enters. Comparable to a holy ground. The food, service and general atmosphere makes this restaurant comparable to the halls of Notre Dame and the colosseum of Rome. 1000/10.

Simplemente churek , solo por eso se merece 5 estrellas

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Ну, тут нечего говорить...это же шрек. Да, идти далеко, но это того стоит.

Never been to a food place more magical

Amazing food the donkey meat on the pizza was so good

Food was immaculate, waiters smelt a bit like onions.

It’s shrek pizza what can I say also the dirt soda was a really nice refresher

Jeg har hørt gamle historier om shrekrs pizza i Manchester, det er kun et eventyr, der er skræmmende at holde folk vågne om natten (helst børn), men nej... Jeg slog det op og så det, jeg så mørkets glødende skær komme før, da jeg kom ind i pressen af ​​shrekspizza, som rædselen folk er blevet fortalt om i min landsby (jonesbrough) er blevet levende. som førte til de berygtede angreb på de engang verdenshandelscentre (det er rigtigt, du gættede, shrekspizza er skyld i 911) Det har været din virkelige Gavin MacAnulty. Tak xxx

I had the best galaxy meal ever It also came with a neutron star 10/10

Beautiful place! Reminds me when I was younger

dopo 2249km e 10 giorni nostop di corsa ho potuto assaporare la famigerata pizza di shrek, che dire è buonissima ed è piena di cipolle infatti dopo ho baciato una ragazza e mi ha sposato e ora ho 18538 figli, grazie shrek😘😘😘

it closing down really shows what type of a society we live in🤠😭😤😩😩😩😩

Close the dixy şehit and öpen the shreks pizza back

I love yummy shreks kids balls and I love the Fiona

Le cipolle sono come gli orchi , hanno gli strati, cucinate in maniera ottima.

Absolute hell, they had replaced the home of the ogre, Shrek, there's no more Shrek's pizza, just a painful memory, gone, but never forgotten...

eu cai de boca na pizza de linguiçeta de sherek, deliciosa, e a bebida, o melhor leite de minha vida