Based on 92 opinions finded in 2 websites
Based on 92 opinions finded in 2 websites
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Food was lovely however drinks were very poor. I had Pimms and first round was nice however second one tasted nothing like Pimms . My friends also didnt like their cocktails and some end up being sent back. We had traditional cuban chicken as the main course and that was lovely. Also its nice that you can sit outside and watch the world go by.
Samanta M . 2020-11-04
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Qué lugar tan encantador para el almuerzo. Ciertamente no es tu día a día alrededor de Farringdon. Sensación muy auténtica. Como si estuvieras en la casa de alguien en La Habana. Comida deliciosa Vine a almorzar, así que no probé ninguno de los cócteles, pero definitivamente volveré por ellos. La sangría fue de primera categoría! Lo recomiendo
FourTravelBugs . 2020-03-08
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Home made food and pastries, staff friendly, visit here often. The street food is fab. If on the rare occasion I've had an issue, sorted immediately.👍🏽
Rob S . 2020-02-02
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Me gustaría agradecerles a usted y a todo su personal por la agradable velada que tuvimos el sábado pasado en Cubana Smithfield. Fue una gran fiesta sorpresa y no hubiera sido lo mismo sin su valiosa ayuda y su equipo amigable. Recibimos muchos cumplidos por el lugar, que es excepcional en el centro de Londres, y su personal. Gracias por hacer que la noche sea tan agradable y fácil para todos nosotros. Extienda mi agradecimiento al equipo.
Sylvie B . 2020-02-01
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Muchas gracias a Cubana Smithfield por la fiesta privada más increíble, bebidas, comida, personal amable y un ambiente maravilloso. ¡Gran valor también!
Siobhan E . 2019-12-05
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Rang and booked a table for Saturday over the phone . Turned up only to find it doesn’t open Saturdays very strange won’t be going again the food can’t be any good if staff don’t even know opening times .
Cannon4444 . 2019-11-30
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Happy hour, delish platters with fresh bread and dips. Amazing service from staff, super friendly, Milena Peter, Adrian and Yasmina esp as it was my birthday. Have visited twice after for after work drinks and service and food just great. Great friday nights out.
Cosmopolitan648302 . 2019-11-03
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Thursday night, very quiet so lacked atmosphere, can't blame the restaurant for that. Food pretty good (Pulled pork a little oversalted) and reasonable value. Staff friendly & efficient.
Robert H . 2019-10-11
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If your looking for a good Friday night with, some genuine latin vibes, this is the place for you. With a wonderful live band, you get to enjoy the melodies of great latin music while you eat your meal. The food is incredibly delicious, with a range of healthy meals with generous servings. All in all, a great night out, and good value for money.
Chris B . 2019-10-05
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Crushed ice pa cuando? For when? Cubata or mojitos each one 7,50 🇨🇺 there’s any Cuban man that complain about? Lol This is not a mojitos bruv 🇩🇴🌍 go to Dominican Republic and learn a real mojitos💺🛩
393bertoa . 2019-09-19
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We were walking past this place and the happy hour drew us in. It's a funky place..however the cocktails were disappointing..the saving grace was they were dirt cheap.
saintlysinner . 2019-09-06
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We had a brilliant time at Cubana celebrating my wife’s birthday. Drinks were priced well and the atmosphere was relaxed but fun. The food was fabulous, really nice street food vibe. Would definitely return!
FTP82 . 2019-09-03
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I was at this restaurant last week in a trip to London. We went to this restaurant as we were close to our hotel. Ordered ropa vieja, one of the most classic Cuban dish and it was terrible, weird color (kind of white), no flavor at all, dry,.. and very small portion (12 pounds). They had live music which was making impossible to have a conversation and the decor was like a Cuban restaurant from the Fidel Castro era, definitely not a charming place. Service was ok, but if you cannot make a very simple dish such as ropa vieja, i do not think you should go there. Maybe it is the best you can expect in England for Cuban food, but i lived in Miami for years and i can assure you that it is not real Cuban food. Better get a fish and chips in a pub, at least you know what you get.
Jean B . 2019-08-23
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Great change for eating venue. Nice variety of choices. Lively bustling restaurant. Would definitely return.
Wilkyonline . 2019-07-05
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A lovely meal as ever at Cubana with live music and they even gave us lovely hot citrusy cookies for free. 2 for 1 cocktails during happy hour are a real bargain. The staff are also delightful. A great place to go to relax after work.
Beestoplease . 2019-06-20
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I went to Cubana Smithfield with friends for the Cuban Brunch event. It was such a great experience. There were live bands playing salsa and Afro Cuban beats. Highly enjoyable music to dance or to listen to while sipping a mojito. There was also animation...
F9812QPalicias . 2019-06-08
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Excellent cocktails ("The home of mojitos" indeed--but the other cocktails are worthy as well), friendly staff and nice deco.
Gouttegd . 2019-06-04
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Our second trip on a Thursday night to listen to the excellent live music. Even better than the first time. We look forward to our next visit.
Nothotelinspector . 2019-05-06
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As an ad van driver, I usually used to drive to Cubana Smithfield restaurant to pick some food for lunch or a cup of coffee with a little sweetie. Meal is always excellent, my favorite is the black bean sauce with rice and pork meat...
loose61 . 2019-04-17
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Our first time here. It is a very colourful cafe and restaurant scene with live Salsa music on some nights. Food was really tasty and the 12yr Old Havana Club was really smooth. We will be back.
Nothotelinspector . 2019-03-28
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Visited for the time but enjoyed the food and ambience. Everything we ordered was different and delicious. Definitely recommend, they also do live music.
MoyePoyeReviews . 2019-03-21
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Great food and lovely drinks. Happy Hour from 4 - 7 PM is a great time to be there. I really liked the old Happy Hour format, where you can order different kind of snacks and food. Currently you are limited to a preset selections.
Traveler_ASE . 2019-01-18
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Walked into this place with a couple of colleagues without pre-booking and managed to get a table near the entrance but happy to get somewhere to sit and eat as other restaurants nearby were all full. I thought the place had great atmosphere, nicely decorated,...
hamburglar22 . 2018-12-04
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We stopped for lunch and drinks. I started with the crispy chili prawn salad with a nice taste of ginger and mango. For my main, I had the marinated pork roasted Cuban-style. For drinks, we had a jug of mojito ginger, a mixed drink which...
InnaYYZ . 2018-11-02
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맛있었어요. 처음 먹는 음식 많이 가리는 편인데 쿠바음식 처음이었지만 거부감없이 전부 맛있었어요. 분위기는 나쁘지 않았지만 다만 조명이 좀 더 어두우면 좋겠다는 바램? ㅎㅎ 노래하는 밴드도 있고 대체적으로 괜찮은 레스토랑이에요. This restaurant has really good service and exquisite food. I love taste of food and really...
MinjungK248 . 2018-11-01
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I know this isn’t expensive but I thought it wasn’t great. A lot of the party were disappointed with the food although my vegetarian dish looked better than most. The ice creams and sorbets were massive and tasteless - smaller and better quality would have...
StephenStephenP . 2018-10-20
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We regularly go to Cubana to the lunchtime Street Food which is great value and also cocktails and food after work - their 2 for 1 Happy Hour offer is great, the best Mojitos and very nice food - I also like that their chicken...
KarenN1593 . 2018-10-17
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Cubana Smithfield hosted our Thursday evening, post work celebration event for our whole department (c.100-150 people in attendance over the course of the evening). They were extremely well prepared for our arrival, with security on the door to ensure the venue was ours, drinks laid...
688liz9 . 2018-10-16
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This Cuban food centre has just about everything. I visited for some refreshing mint tea on a hot day, but there are many options. The very front part is a café, with seating in a corridor with great murals, leading to the restaurant area where...
Nicholas H . 2018-08-12
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I booked this place for a relaxed dinner with my wife for her birthday as I really fancied having Cuban food (been a long time). Booking was very straightforward and I mentioned it was her birthday, to which they said they would note it down...
niiadjiribarnor . 2018-08-06
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Stopped off for a bite for lunch and partook of the buffet takeaway: black beans, rice, pulled pork and plantains, washed down with a refreshing lemon drink. The dishes were well prepared and tasty. Altogether good food, and reasonably priced for central London. The staff...
TravLen . 2018-06-26
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I went to Cubana for a meal with friends and had such a good time! The food was pretty good but the best bit for me was the cocktails! They were 241 and full of fresh fruit so very tasty! There was also live salsa...
Lyndsey B . 2018-03-29
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Went at lunchtime with a group of workmates. The food was really good and the price paid was reasonable, the service was quick enough that we didn't overrun our lunchtime hour and it is somewhere that we are likely to visit again!
jondownton . 2018-03-28
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Informal atmosphere with bright fun colours. Shabby chic decor. Good value menu with original Cuban fare. Light and tasty food which made a change. Friendly staff. Music on was fun but quite loud for talking. Definitely recommend for a night out with friends.
JenniferP686 . 2018-01-09
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I have mixed opinions on my visit to Cubana. The staff were lovely, friendly and accommodating. The entertainment was good. I did, however, found the vegetarian options very weak (only two vegetarian mains) and tasty but boring. The dessert was lovely and the cocktails were...
hebephrenia . 2017-12-09
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Super place, feels like Cuba. Lovely, authentic dishes. We had the lunch special, three courses for twelve pounds which was tasty and terrific value. Genuinely different tasting cuisine which is worth trip. Can’t wait to go again. In fact organising our Xmas party to go...
jpens . 2017-11-15
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Visited here for some happy hour cocktails, pretty slow service but food and drink was excellent when it all arrived. Very good value drinks and food. Service could be improved with some staff acting very miserable. Sharing platter was very nice large amount of food...
S162WUdanielr . 2017-11-05
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Really love this restaurant, always great food and service. The food has always been good quality and love the fact their meat is free range and they serve MSC certified fish. Great value for money and love the decor. It is a favourite of my...
Caz777_13 . 2017-10-13
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this place stands out along Charterhouse Street - very colourful and inviting. Went for happy hour yesterday and stayed for some food. The margaritas were spot-on, and the food delicious. We had Chicken and chorizo skewers. A litte salty but really tasty, the coleslaw and...
946gle . 2017-09-14
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Walking around Charterhouse, Farringdon, Smithfield one evening with two family members and we came across this bright, unusual, place with an unattended ice-cream display. The flavours were unusual, the ice-cream looked fresh and we liked the vibe of the place. I went inside and found...
Rhys D . 2017-09-13
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I visited here for lunch today with some colleagues from work. All I can say is that this place ticks all the boxes on my list. The atmosphere is great, I like the rustic decor, it feels like you are on holiday. The service was...
551farhank . 2017-08-31
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My last minute decision on girls night out was to go to Cubana for dinner and drinks and what a great idea. Food is amazing and cocktails too. Prices are decent too especially during happy hour. I can't wait to go again with family and...
lenka_bez . 2017-08-09
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I've visited Cubana a few times now for a quick lunch while at work. Their street food stall just inside is great. My friends had the beef, rice, plantain, black beans and lime with mint dressing and I had the same with the pork which...
SidneyZemm . 2017-07-04
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Stopped in for a coffee and brioche and it was so delicious I wanted to stay for everything. The atmosphere is very fun, they have a wide variety of Cuban food, all desserts and drinks. I wanted it all!
hannahsukanykuhl . 2017-07-03
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I booked over the phone last Thursday for 2 diners for Friday. As instructed I left a message on the mobile phone. When Friday came I work close enough to nip round in my lunch hour to confirm as I hadn't heard anything about my...
Sharon A . 2017-05-31
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Cubana was very easy to find. The food was excellent, very tasty indeed. The drinks were good, and happy hour was a bonus. The atmosphere was friendly and loud. For a Thursday evening I was impressed. The service was good, food was prompt. A fun...
228carlj . 2017-05-11
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Visited for the first time last week. Good variety on menu including very good vegetarian options(I'm veggie). Food was delicious and very nicely presented especially the desserts. The food(Cuban) was a change to what we had experienced before which made the meal even more enjoyable....
JillyKent . 2017-05-03
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Cubana is a Great Location in an area where you will find more opportunities to spend your Time with pale ale and good food. Around Smithfield Market are interesting Pubs and restaurant, Cubana is ohne these opportunities to enjoyed an interesting evening with Friends and...
Jürgen B . 2017-04-20
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Chose this over the Waterloo one as able to have the table all night. Absolutely brilliant! The staff were lovely, food amazing and to cap it all the live band, fantastic! Then the icing on the cake was an hours free salsa lesson! Such fun....
SurreyJanice . 2017-03-04
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Wanted to take a few minutes to write this review because it merits the effort. I celebrated my birthday here last weekend and it was a great night despite the freezing weather! The food and drinks were really yum and the service was excellent especially...
Aisha K . 2017-02-15
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I had chosen to come here for my partners birthday with our family as a surprise. I had seen on trip adviser the saw good reviews and so I decided for us to have a dinner here on a Saturday night. I initially emailed the...
Jadeylady18 . 2017-02-13
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My husband grew up in Miami so was very familiar with cuban food and this was the best he had had outside of little havanna in down town Miami. Service was excellent, staff lovely and very authentic surrondings .
janehendricks . 2017-02-03
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Visited without a booking and there were 7 of us....with a few tables shifted we were seated. Happy hour on cocktails made it good value for money but the star of show was the food. It was superb, great flavours and loads of veggie option....defiantly...
bertram-baines . 2017-02-01
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We visited after a long day of meetings, and we pleasantly surprised. There was a good range of options for meat eaters and vegetarians and we just hit happy hour so a really good deal on the cocktails was a delight. The food came relatively...
A J . 2017-01-26
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We felt literally in Cuba! It was a great atmosphere, fantastic music and delicious food! The staff was friendly and accommodating and everything was fantastic from start to finish. I couldn't recommend it more. If feeling a little blue in cold London head over to...
Arianne A . 2017-01-21
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Our children took us to Cubana for our wedding anniversary and it was a real treat! The restaurant is very cosy with a good atmosphere provided by the live Salsa music; which was brilliant. The staff was very friendly and the food was freshly cooked,...
Sharon S . 2017-01-17
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I only go there for lunch as it is pretty close to my work. I really love their lunch box, especially the pork option. It tastes amazing, but has the danger of paralyzing you for the rest of the day as the food is relatively...
Nils L . 2017-01-01
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We went here for our office Christmas lunch and it was good food. We were served a 3 course meal and the vegetarian options were pretty good. A unique ambience and good service.
SapzR . 2016-12-15
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The Cubana branch at Smithfield is quite small and definitely has the look and feel of a restaurant in a back street in new Havana. The cocktails were good and there is a 2 4 1 offer until 9 pm on weekdays. We had the...
393andrewr . 2016-12-13
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My daughters and I stumbled across this place during our rambles around London and as it had a good menu including vegan options we decided to give it a go and were very pleasantly surprised. The service was friendly and attentive and the food excellent...
Davina467 . 2016-10-29
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I come here for lunch quite often and usually order the two course menu of chorizo and potato croquettes and chicken and rice. Food here never fails to disappoint and it is also very reasonably priced. Will definitely recommend and return.
leonx_13 . 2016-10-26
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Came here for 7pm supper. Food and service good although some staff not too fluent in English. It only went wrong when an enthusiastic DJ fired up with a volume that made conversation impossible. A request for it to be turned down a little was...
FliesM20P . 2016-10-23
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Walking into this restaurant feels like a departure from London. Lots of good vibes, live music, and fun atmosphere. The food was excellent, the drinks were tasty and affordable. Service was good although unremarkable. I'll definitely be back.
Expat_Ashli . 2016-09-08
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The food was simple, but well done. It's a cool and quirky restaurant, however our waiter did not smile once! Even when we tried to start a conversation with him we got a blunt answer - I would not be in a rush to return...
josiebradley . 2016-08-31
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Visited Cubana with my partner for a sit down meal at lunchtime. We'd ordered two mains and two cocktails each, and a side of beans. The side dish didn't turn up, so at the end of the meal we casually asked for it to be...
thepixelkid . 2016-08-26
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From the moment you walk in, you are carried along with music that makes you feel that the central London street you were just standing in, has gone and you have travelled without the aid of an airplane, to somewhere that you are guaranteed to...
Donna B . 2016-08-13
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Group of three....Ahead of some Cuban music at the Barbican, decided to go for the complete Cuban experience (pre booked on Open Table) Pleasantly surprised to find a happy hour in operation. Mojitos (2 for 1) tasted good and were not full of ice as...
jb100258 . 2016-07-22
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We were there in a group of 7 people and had 2 for 1 jars all afternoon. We had around 16 jars of watering Cuba livres. Had some overpriced tapas medium quality . After spending £400.00 in watery Cuba livres and expensive food non of...
Victor Manuel F . 2016-07-02
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I'd been promising myself a visit to this restaurant since first seeing it 11 weeks ago and it was well worth the wait. Quite empty when my daughter and I visited as it was early in the day but was starting to get busy when...
Carole H . 2016-06-29
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Drawn in by the music of the free salsa class and the bright colours of the mural on the entrance wall, you're in Cuba before you've even stepped off Charterhouse Street! Where else will you find: authentic, fresh Cuban cuisine using many organic ingredients, three...
lizzzbrown . 2016-06-28
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Went here for lunch after reading great reviews on trip advisor, and was not disappointed. Food was tasty well cooked and presented well. Good value for money and staff make the experience a happy one.
Karen M . 2016-06-17
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Nice atmosphere/environment, definitely felt tropical. Today, the meat options were chicken in addition to the pork staple. Well flavoured, colourful plateful which consisted of: Seasoned Rice, black beans, chicken & plantains. Portions are generous for a lunch. You have the option to take bread if...
Lexy-Loue . 2016-06-10
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Enjoyed myself there with attentive staff and live music. Lovely food to eat. Enjoyed the jugs of Pina C. At happy hour until 7pm. Feels like being away on holiday. Six of us went and had no trouble and enjoyed ourselves for my birthday.
Antonyrabin . 2016-06-04
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Young, flustered and over worked staff with poor English. Our order was taken incorrectly as were the neighbouring tables. Unaccommodating to any slight tweaks to their menu. Go elsewhere.
GemmaV190 . 2016-05-13
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Good fun. Nice atmosphere, 2 for 1 drinks late afternoon/ early evening. We had some snacks, all very nice but not outstanding. However the staff were very pleasant and there are worst places to be on a blowy Thursday afternoon! I'd certainly go again when...
tellitasitis88 . 2016-05-03
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I went on Saturday apart of a large group, and everything was poor the food was disgusting, the drinks watery, glasses dirty. Clearly cannot deal with large groups. big thumbs down
JNEW77 . 2016-05-03
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Attended this excellent restaurant yesterday , and as a couple we were not disappointed, having been to the Cubana`s other restaurant in Waterloo ,we decided to give there new place and try, and wow...the food was absolutely out of this world ,the cod is to...
hoppterr . 2016-04-23
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Relatively new addition to the area, this tries to inject some South American vibe into the neighborhood. I guess they've had a hard time because it used to stay open on the weekend and now it only opens on Saturday evenings. My husband and I...
Esther O . 2016-04-10
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We called by for the "street food" lunch served in a cardboard take-out box, which we were able to eat in the bar area. Beef or pork on mixed rice with black beans and baked plantain £6. Very good. We will return to try the...
FliesM20P . 2016-04-06
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I visited this place on a dreary week night. Drinks were good value and 2 for 1 on cocktail. The menu was somewhat limited and not everything was available. The food was reasonable and arrived quickly. The place is well catered for large groups and...
m l . 2016-03-24
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We came here for drinks as they have a 2-4-1 cocktail hour. Drinks were fantastic, decor is fun and interesting. Would definitely recommend for after work drinks.
H4RRIETS . 2016-02-27
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Very nice place, good atmosphere and tasty food. I loved the desserts, especially the lime pie. I recommend this place for vegetarian too!
martinamM736RC . 2016-02-25
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This place has so much joy you just don't want to leave. The head chef (Gillian) made me feel welcome, and gave me a tastier of their new doughnuts and their ice creams, Its fantastic. The food was to die for, its just so tasty!!!...
Ohoblahblahblah . 2016-02-24
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Good food, good atmosphere and good drinks, good place to go with a group of friends. You get what you pay for….recommended.
OscarTog . 2016-02-24
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Had the Pollo criolo chicken served with plantain ( del !) and black bean rice and desert an assortment of soft centre donuts and finished with cuban coffee ( you can tell the difference !) Nice street food in a relaxed setting under a conservatory...
GilP P . 2016-02-22
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I was in between meetings and happened to stumble across Cubana. Pleasant atmosphere, friendly staff, topped off with a great latte & Mexican wedding cake.
ODB1 . 2016-02-22
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I liked to food and found it bit more expensive. The place is good to be with a family or group of friends! Music experience was good too.
Ricky_MJ . 2016-02-22
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The live singer was very good, enjoyable atmosphere, however the food was very disappointing. I had a steak which I asked for medium well done but it came out as medium rare. It was also accompanied by yuca fries which were yukka !! Stone cold...
RonnieV1535 . 2016-02-20
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