Vitis Vivendum in Kensington and Chelsea

Looks lovely from outside, inviting, lovely decor inside. For some reason, despite booking well in advance we were all squashed around a very small cafe like table. I wondered where the food would go but when it arrived there was no issue as the plates were tiny. The food was dreadful. Starters complete rip off, they are meant to be sharing plates, joke, not enough food to share and the blandest arancini ever. Everything was smothered in cheap tomatoes, not even flavoured nicely. The mains served on tiny plates, lukewarm and milanese chicken dry, worst I've ever had. No sides served with mains. Service was weird. No service with a smile. It was our anniversary and they wrote it on a dessert we'd ordered. Very cheeky. There are thousands of better places to eat in London. Do yourself a favour and choose one of them. Also no soap in any of the toilets. Yuk!

Comida increíble y el personal muy agradable. Tenía pasta y era increíble. Toda la comida que me gustó tanto y hecha en casa. Absolutamente me encanta

I was really looking forward to reviewing this place as it looked very good with a nice menu however I cannot as my wife and I left after 15 minutes as all that happened in that time is we were given menus and told what was not available.Two tables that were seated after us received menus, ordered drinks and then ordered their food. We were ignored completely for some reason and so we left and had lunch at Gordon Ramsey’s Burgers in Harrods which is literally across the street.The manager saw us leaving but made no attempt to find out why which made the whole experience even more disappointing.I will never go there again.

朝食をとるため訪問。メニューは充実。何を選ぶか迷ったが、ここはイギリス。Traditional English Breakfast（9.95ポンド）を注文。ベイクドビーンズ、ベーコン、トマト、ソーセージ、マッシュルーム、トースト、目玉焼き。ベイクドビーンズのソースは薄味。スタッフが少なく、忙しそう。グロスターロード駅からも近く立地良し。

One of the best Italian restaurants in the area. Excellent wine list. They will even make you a Pollo Sorpresa even if it isn't on the menu! Massively children friendly.