TFM-The Full Monty in Armagh

Definitely one of our favourite takeaways in the area. Always a good standard of food and service from TFM. Highly recommend the chicken fillet burger as it's hard to beat. The food is always consistently good and portion sizes are great. Parking is handy either out the front of the takeaway or at the carpark round the back of the building.

Absolutely devastated at how poor the food was here. Thick heavy batter on fish goujons made them extremely soggy and did not taste fresh at all, they were disgusting. Chicken fillet burger was burnt and dry, and the batter on the onion rings was far too salty. The chips were pale, soggy and undercooked. The garlic dip was the only thing I can positively say was good. Shop was closed by the time we got home to ring and give feedback. Hopefully this was a one off experience, but won’t be risking a second visit.

Good freshly cooked, hot food.

Appreciate there was an issue with the delivery of our order but to be honest by the time it arrived we threw most of it out as it was not in the best of quality and chips were dried out. Better to have cancelled the order than receive a sub-standard meal. You guys are better than this. Wasted money on this :(

definitely my favourite takeaway in portadown , best chicken fillet burger, I haven't rated the atmosphere because I get my order delivered

Best chippy in the town hands down. Super sauce is fantastic.

Chicken burger and onion rings were brutal. A dog wouldn’t even have ate them. Chicken was cold and had clearly been reheated and onion rings were all burnt and just a bag of grease. Second time trying the place and it went from bad the first time to even worse so won’t be back.

Lovely fresh food delivered warm unlike other places in the town

chicken was dry not overall good place. driver service was good say traffic issues cause late so was ok with that.

The food is lovely but I got a fish supper and they were quite stingy with the amount of chips given, fish supper is usually packed with chips so I was quite disappointed.

food wasn't great, sausages appeared pale, beans were black? couldn't even eat the chips due to the appearance of the beans (If they were even beans?) had to throw dinner out.

Order arrived quickly. Daughter said her burger tasted weird, I tried it and it was horrible. I gave it to the dog and halved mine with her. unfortunately that didn't help as the chicken was very dry. So after spending £17, we both only ate chips. thankfully the chips were nice.

Delivered on time. Food was excellent

their sweet curry is out of this world

Absolutely brutal, chicken was cremated, fish under cooked, chips over done, gravy was greasy… not enjoyable at all very disappointed

Ordered a hawaian burger with all the salad but the app changed it to just a burger with lettuce. Was not good

food is always beautiful and warm and delivery on time. excellent value

The Christmas burgers and wraps are unreal 👍

The food ended up cold when delivered. They sent us another order out after we phoned but just couldn't eat it as it was to late for us. Ended in the bin.

Food wasn’t great. Overly greasy even for chippy food.

It was meant to be for a delivery Nd change to a collect

A bit disappointed in the portion size and most were the really crispy ones so weren't filling for everyone.

So I ordered for the first time last week and the food was not how I expected…the taco chips was disgusting! so I ordered again today cause I wanted to give this takeaway shop another chance. I got the same result as last week but the food was even worser! The chips were hard like a rock and it tasted nothing but plastic,the fishes skin was hard also like a rock and they also forgot my drink that I also ordered..Waste of money..! Would not recommend this shop!!!

The works there are very nice an helpful.

As always top quality service and food!! Food arrived early and was great!! Highly recommended!! Definitely one of my go to for takeaway!!

Food amazing as usual can’t be beaten

This is our usual takeaway.but tonight we ordered nachos which when arrived the box was half opened and it was spilt everywhere so we could eat it as all soggy. The chicken fillet burger had no sauce and was really dry also.

The service is amazing the staff are really friendly the food is also hot tastes amazing it's freshly made never had a bad order the delivery driver is always early

The service from this is place is amazing it's the best take away I've ever had the food is hot and freshly made the staff are friendly and the delivery driver is early and friendly definitely be back

Quick delivery and as always, very tasty food!! Highly recommended!!

Great tasting food and fast delivery!! Never had a bad order. Highly recommended!!

Chicken was rubbery, looked like it had been reheated a few times. Was black as well. Chips had usual taste.

Usually love eating from here but this time everything was over cooked. All the nuggets and chips were too hard and crunchy.

Always very tasty food and excellent delivery service! Highly Recommended!

Food always lovely, wide variety for various tastes

Haven't received my food after ordering it 2 hours ago but yet it says on Just Eat that it is delivered. Have tried phoning in multiple times but am getting no answer. Extremely poor

Really can't deliver order and can answer the phone

Lovely tasty food delivered on time as always. Would highly recommend.

Excellent, food hot and tasty and quick delivery, best takeaway on just eat.

Only good thing about the order tonight was that it was on time and the delivery woman was very pleasant, the food was so so portions were terrible small thin fish and half a portion of chip peas onion and gravy won't be ordering from here again waste of money

Food not great. Burger very dry. The chips looked like they had been reheated couple of times. Last 2 times food was awful but thought would give it one last try.

Amazing portion for ur price, and amazing food cooked right best chip shop about.

Great service and lovely food at a great price! Haven't had a disappointing order yet! Definitely will be ordering from them again!

Food was great, fish supper could come with mushy peas and more chips for the price

Ordered food @6pm and checked before ordering that the delivery time was 45-60minutes. As soon as I ordered it the app told me 1hr 20mins delivery time. The food was late and didn’t arrive until 7:35pm. The Chips were hard and the super sauce tasted of flour. Couldn’t eat it and gave it to my dog who left it also.

The best chippy. Lovely choice of dips/sauces and the chicken is great.

Chips were amazing i had a chicken burger and it was very very good friend had a burger and they enjoyed there's as well

Really bad quality. Chicken burgers were so dry and hard. Chips looked as if they had been re-heated a lot of times. Don’t think I will be back after tonight’s tea.

chips weren’t the nicest and the super sauce wasn’t either, food was nearly cold and milkshakes were so disappointing, just crushems that we already have in the house lol

2 hour wait for quite mediocre food super sauce tasted of soap or something

Very quick delivery, definitely order from them again.

Got food for my partner the other day , decided to get myself and kids tonight , it was great , chicken burger was tasty, loved the superchip! Kids ate all theirs(result!) will def be back, you just got a new customer!

Ordered the mountain burger and a super chip for my partner. Delivery was quick , food was hot. Wish I’d ordered myself something , will def be ordering again

Ordered at 7 didn’t arrive till 8.10. When it arrived it was cold and soggy. Had to heat in microwave but made it worse. Food was out straight in the bin was nasty. Really not impressed. Won’t be ordering again. Really dissatisfied and disappointed

Takes so long to get delivery. Waited 1.5 hours and it arrived at the very latest time that was given. When we got it the burgers weren’t hot at all.

Uncalled for .... service there to inform delivery times at the start of ordering! then it changes after order its placed and still late, Order placed at 5.25 and not arriving till 7.20 .... thats the second time this has happened us! Wont be a third

Chips were hard and cold most got threw in the bin, shocking.

Got a call to ask if i wanted delivered earlier than ordered, it was lovely & wud defo use again, great value for money & very tasty.. Thanks guys 🙂

Despite food being late it was hot and as always really tasty

Absolutely delicious food. Warm and crispy. Couldn’t ask for better

Perfect. Phoned to see if I wanted order earlier. Great service. Would have had 6 stars on the food if the portion of chips were slightly bigger, but over all very good and I will order again.

Sadly it was not freshly cooked.

Fantastic burgers and chips delivered on time.

From the food was ordered it took 1 hour 50 mins to get it. We have finished food when I got notification that the driver was on the way!

New to using app. Not clear on system just yet, so have learned now i ordered for collection after close off time. Had needed delivery. So order not in end not eaten. *However Have had almost identical order previously and food was fantastic. Would still recommend it! Staff usually very friendly and helpful. Food usually delivered prompt and hot. Sadly though, the technical app issues of Just Eat and lack of clarity have led to nolonger being able to comfortably use it to order. *Deleting App . No means to collect. So will really miss the food from TFM. If you've not tried it, give it a go... You'll see why Im sad to nolonger be able to get it.

Food from here is amazing highly recommend i don't go anywhere else but here and always have food that's lovely and warm and rarely ever late sometimes get it earlier expected which is even better and costumer service is exceptional not a bad word to say about this place one best chippy about

Great chicken burgers and service

Food was ordered at 6:20 and wasnt here until 8:35 and a portion of coleslaw was missing

Chips were cold, couldn't eat the onion rings, were horrible! I rang them to complain, I'm not one for complaining but felt I had to. The young fella took my number and said the boss would get back to me to offer a refund, I had paid over £13. Needless to say I haven't heard a thing! Sorry, I won't be back.

Eat here a lot love the chicken and burgers really good too plus the super chip with cheese is class

Worte a review lastnight 20/7/21 it says the review was wrote on 15/5/21? Maybe it's a loophole so I don't get my refund. Anyway the chips near broke my teeth and the chicken was fried near black, cold aswell. Won't be back. I've read a few reviews now about the chips the owners obouvisly don't care enough to sort it. Useless.

The chips and chicken where cold, the person using the fryer obviously doesn't have a clue and needs sacked. terrible taste!! Won't be back.

Food took 2 hours to get to the door and an additional 1 hour for the drink to arrive

Huge order all correct! Amazing food

Food was lovely, as always! But the chips are so hard 😫

Chips were very poor all crispy ends most went in the bin have noticed this quite a lot, burger was grand but quality of chips needs vast improvement, think I’ll give the full monty a miss from now on.

Chops were a bit over cooked and hard.

Food was amazing, haven’t ate out of tfm in years so glad to go back to it, I got tortilla chips with salsa and cheese and a 5oz burger, burger was delicious but them tortilla chips where to die for, best I’ve ever tried, defo be ordering again ASAP

Brilliant as always keep up the good work 👍👍

Always excellent service always very helpful and excellent customer service food is lovely and always enjoyable

Food was cold, dried up and shrivelled. Was not fresh, fish was more batter than anything, chicken was so dry. I have had from here before and had the opposite experience, but this has put me off soo much that I wouldn’t return. It was £26 pound wasted, the dog even turned her nose up.

Ready on time, tasty, good portion and friendly staff.

Great food for the family - especially during lock down when you get tired cooking every day!

Excellent grub delivered promptly

Great food & excellent service

Pre-ordered for a later time. Good menu selection, food was tasty and arrived early which was great!

Ordered for 7.45pm and arrived at 6.20pm. Although the food is always delicious and hot.. no complaints about quality and taste of food

Very friendly and tasty chip shop

First class traditional chippy 👌

Food was very nice and wold get takeaway from here again. 👍

Food half and hour late, chicken fillet burger and chicken gojouns lovely, but chips terrible. Simple and honest.

Wouldn't take you to be hungry waiting on there delivery service anyway joke

After getting a bad feed from here before decided to give it another chance. Big mistake. Food arrived with 1 meal missing. Took 32 calls to the restaurant before answering the phone to tell them. Said they would send it out ASAP. Missing meal arrived over and hour after the rest of the food. Food all in all wasn't great, chips were like cardboard, no taste off the super sauce and the chicken goujons were soggy and rubbery. Customer service aint that great either, barely even an apology and not even a gesture of anything to make up for their mistake.

Delivery was ten minutes late but nothing to be upset about. Food was great and hot, best spot in town for burgers 👌👌🏿👌🏻.

Luke warm food. Only 1 small sausage for kids meal. Missing items also.

I never leave reviews but this was unacceptable.. I requested ASAP. I ordered 17:50, it said 50Min delivery time wait (for a 5 min drive) so that would be 18:40, but when I ordered and it refreshed I was told it would arrive 1920. At 1940 I rang as it still hadn’t arrived, took a few attempts to get through, was told our food was next to be delivered - no apologies given. Finally arrived 20:05. More than 2 hours after the order was placed. No updates via just eat on delivery time etc and no acknowledgement that it was quite late. That being said the chicken was very good and the rest of the order was grand but the wait time was a big let down

This was very disappointing. The chips were so hard and shrivelled they tasted like they were reheated. The chicken was dry. The slushie I ordered tasted like vinegar. Overall not a good experience definitely would not re order.

Chicken was really good, chips not as good as usual.

I ordered the wrong thing and I phoned to change it, they were most helpful and changed it for me.

From order to delivery timings were very slow, maybe have more staff for deliveries!