Rendezvouz Fish & Chip Shop in Scottish Borders

Just purchased a pakora supper, disappointed to say the least. Soggy batter, grey chicken, cold chips. Had to wait 20mins for this to be freshly cooked. Totally inedible, couldn’t even give it to the dog. Won’t be back! Awful. Awful. AWFUL!!!

Food cooked to order so always fresh and hot

Well the fish was fried as I waited but when I got it home the paper was full of thick gloopy ORANGE oil! It was disgusting. Not sure how often they change the oil but it is not often enough - and the fish was so think it was barely there. Chips okish but rather soggy.

Ordered smoked sausage supper, 1/2 pizza crunch, 2 pickled onions and 2 bottles of juice. The man who was serving was very rude and seemed angry at customers for being there. Food was made to order, although some of the chips were only 1/2 cooked, others cooked to perfection and some still raw. Only got 1/2 a smoked sausage in the supper, for the price seemed a bit stingy. Asked for sauce on the 1/2 pizza but the man only put sauce on the chips. Asked for a bag and the man seemed annoyed I had and asked if the boxes were leaking. I couldn’t carry 2 boxes and 2 juice bottles, I only have 2 hands you see. The man serving needs a new job, clearly doesn’t like people and very rude. Wouldn’t recommend and definitely wouldn’t be back.

Got a home delivery ordered and it came well before the expected time. Food was hot and the fish was a decent size and there were loads of chips. The only thing I was not pleased about was the £6 delivery charge. The meal was delivered to a location a couple of miles from the Rendezvous, so I thought this was very steep

stopped by for 2 fish suppers, cooked to order, decent quality food, staff were a bit sour, came out smelling of a chippie, next time I'll sit in the car while waiting for it to be cooked.

Had a lovely fish supper from here Would recomenf

Fish super is stinking sloppy soft batter the amount of grease that comes off it and right through the box it comes in is unbelievable so definitely don't recommend the fish super

Fish cooked to order and so very fresh. Great choice and tasted wonderful. Chips plentiful and not greasy. Will use again for sure when next in the area. Recommend the special fish - breaded haddock rather than the usual battered type. It’s lovely!

Good atmosphere if there is a lot of customers we chat amongst ourselves

Been many times while in the area, proper Italian style pizza. Nice.

Food was good, and it was cooked while you wait, so very fresh and hot. Very extensive menu.

Small portions especially for the price and got our order wrong, 2 X haggis supper and fish and chips... We got 2 fish and chips and one white pudding and chips

I had a nice pizza, freshly cooked. The base had a slight crispness to it which I found unusual but was nice. There was plenty of topping and cheese. The service wasn’t very personal and I was left standing for a while before being acknowledged despite there being three staff members in view. Prices are reasonable. Street parking (free) outside the takeaway. I noticed that delivery is also available but also witnessed them taking the phone out of the socket as the phone wouldn’t stop ringing.

Food is cooked to order. Rather expensive compared to Hawick for fish and chips. I was told 10 minutes to cook took longer. The fish was over cooked and very greasy the batter very chewy. Chips were OK but for £9 quite a small portion. The staff apart from the guy who took my order looked miserable not one smiled or even engaged with customers. Personally I would not recommend or use again.

Called in on Tuesday night as Chinese and other kebab shop closed on a Tuesday. Ordered a fish supper made fresh to order might I add, well the chips weren’t fresh and the dish was the smallest greasiest pice of fish I have ever had in my life. PLEASE AVOID AT ALL COSTS…..

The Rendezvous Deluxe is one of the best pizza I had in Scotland. Highly recommended!

We just had the chips they were dry and didn't taste right We ended up binning them A waste of £8 for 2 portions Wouldn't go again or recommend the place

The best kebab ive ever had 10/10 Thanks Meat was very tender salad so fresh and sauce was excellent Will definitely visit again next time were in Kelso

Had haddock and chips last night couldn't eat the haddock dry and to crispy over done they said it's the best chippy in Scotland more likely the worst.

I really don't understand the negative reviews. I've eaten from Rendezvous for over a year and visit quite often. It's a family run establishment and the quality of food and customer service is nothing short of spectacular. Everything I've ever tried from the menu is delicious. The best chips I've ever eaten. But the absolute pinnacle of this place, is their pizza menu. The menu is so extensive. But even if you want something different, they will literally create anything you want. Prices are great and I can honestly say I have never tasted better pizza in my 45 years on this planet, and I have moved around a lot. Keep up the amazing work

Best chippy in Kelso Food cooked to order so you are best phoning in

Poor chippy only had sausages left could no be bothered to cook anything else even thou there was 5 of us,chips were under cooked and hard.

Had a sausage supper basically raw chips were cold n undercooked Overpriced also

We were in the area on Friday t-time. I checked Google for the best rated chip shop and thought we would give this a whirl. The food was made to order which is good however the fish was very greasy as was the king rib. If I was back in the area I would probably try somewhere else.

Pizza is top notch , great chippy pizza , lovely dough , nice sauce , generous toppings .

Just ok. Food just didn't seem fresh.

Pizza was burnt, attitude of all the staff was disgraceful. Do not recommend anyone coming here. 2 big bald blokes behind the counter are the rudest people I've ever met

Was down from West Barns today with my Dad. I had Fish Supper and he had single Fish. Thankfully we had to wait for fresh fish and it was very tasty. Chips were lovely.

Brilliant kebabs. Nice hot chili sauce too

Ordered a 14inch pepperoni pizza and it was fantastic. Asked for it slightly over done and received exactly that. The chef seem passionate about his food and was eager to please throughout. Will be back for sure. Thank you

This place is good. Reasonably priced.Everything cooked fresh which makes a huge difference to the end product. Worth the couple minutes this adds to you getting ur scran 👍

Lovely fish,chips and curry sauce,

Very disrespectful man behind counter. We're there for 5 minutes but was spoken to rudely within that 5 minutes.

Went in with a friend. Man who works there was rude and disrespectful. Was treating us like children and talking down. Wasn’t a great experience

Visited on the 11th August 2022, and was served by an older lady who was both the fryer and the server. A hard working lady as all food is cooked to order. An extremely large male who I assumed to be the owner or at least the manager in between mopping his brow with a tea towel attached to his apron spoke to the hard working lady in a demeaning manner which she did not deserve. I received my food shortly after and left utterly disgusted with his bullying and intimidating behaviour. The older lady didn't react or protest leaving me feeling that the owner/manager's behaviour is common. I wanted to confront this ignorant owner/manager, however, I could not know how this would rebound on the lady once I left. I would never return on principle.

9.5 out of 10 for the Special Fish Supper.👍

Lovely haggis, first one in nearly 20 years since leaving Edinburgh

Great Fish Suppers ,But the customer service was shocking, family fall outs should Not be in front of the the Customers, Pity but we will not be back

Food below average, the big guy that works in the shop was very very arrogant, not just to us, but to everybody who came in the shop. On the plus side, the range wasnt full of ready made stuff like most chip shops, everything was made to order and we seen this with everybodys order

First class fish supper is superb All food cooked to order sonits freshly cooked

Tasty and good value for money. Could not be more helpful. Large and varied menu.

Staff are extremely arrogant and rude, witnessed them shouting at several customers for no reason, they need to learn how to treat customers! Food was awful also, can assure I will be spending my money elsewhere in kelso in future.

Great fish & chips. Freshly cooked and very well priced.

I ordered three fish including one as a supper and a pizza. All delicious and as freshly made to order they were perfect. Fish were pretty huge too.

Just the best , every year on the scooter rally it's my go-to eat place

Lovely fish chips and mushy peas

Lovely chippy meal looking forward to eating a pizza or kebab next time

Not the most friendly welcome very long wait and the food was not all that nice would suggest taking your business elsewhere

Perfect pizza crunch supper from this establishment only place I would go for bite to eat if I'm in kelso staff all friendly would highly recommend

Very good all round ,staff freindly

Great chippy, food cooked to order means it is always fresh. The Rendezvouz never disappoints.

Delicious Chips ...fish not fresh but well seasoned and battered.

First class service, very polite staff. Tasty food.

Cant fault these pizza's will definitely be going back, highly recommended, they have a lovely light and crispy base. Enormous choice. I find the couple who own it amusing. 😊Pre - warn they only accept cash

Good service and excellent fish supper

Excellent. Not sure why this place has got such bad reviews. Staff were very pleasant and the meat feast pizza was the best I’ve ever tasted! Wanted to return but we were only in Kelso for a week and ate out at various other places too, so couldn’t.

This establishment heats up food and gives you it in exchange for money.

From the first bite to the last of that amazing sausage supper chips fresh and batter is amazing aswell we'll worth the wait for fresh chips and all

Great local chippy special fish is great

Not what it used to be..... I lived in Kelso years ago and always good great food and service from here. I popped back to visit family and tried it out - not at all what I remember. The order took AGES to cook, the young chef was decent and chatty but the older couple just argued, all the time, sometimes in English, sometimes in Italian. As entertaining as this was , it’s highly unprofessional and awkward. Thinking the fresh food would be worth the wait, it wasn’t. Soggy chips, tasteless fish and bland steak pie. A real shame.

Vile attitude vile food. Wouldn't send my worst enemy. Avoid this grim place. Much nicer place around the corner called town house chippy!

The most rude ignorant man I have ever come across and food is disgusting, if they can even be bothered to serve you. If you want service with a smile avoid this place

Good service around. Little low on stock items such as sweets

Good fish and chips freshly made to order.

Brilliant place friendly people and food is amazing like.

Great fish n chips , freshly cooked, super tasty, we'll be back !👍

It was pass able served frozen fish, chips were look warm.

i'm choosy about my chippy's and this is one of the best, lovely crispy batter, fish is always fresh, not to mention even the chips are always cooked fresh to order. thank-you rendezvous fish & chip shop

Every time i go for king rib its hard and burnt

Not the best nor the worst average

Excellent food, with friendly staff. Great wee stop to satisfy the hunger.

I've had better, but tasty enough

Great selection of food on offer It was cooked to order so we had to wait But the banter and chat from the chef made the wait worthwhile

Extremely concerned about highgene none of them where wearing gloves. Plus one of them found it impossible to understand that I might only want 2 portions of chips not 4. Very unprofessional and would never come back. After all of that the food was mediorce.

On our first night on a weeks holiday in Kelso to save cooking we nipped into Kelso to buy fish and chips and take them back to our rented cottage. Service was good except their credit card machine was down, luckily hard cash. Positive thing the food was still hot fish nice but the batter was a bit soggy. Pies were great again chip a bit soft and not crispy. So mixed feelings about the meal. Main thing we were not hungry after the meal as portions were good.

Been providing good food to the people of Kelso for nearly 30 years

3 of us ordered the calazone pizza 2 were chicken and it was the worst 1 i have ever eaten. it was full of fat and grisle not nice at all wouldn't go back

Was not the best, weird orange batter and whilst the staff were friendly enough and polite I was concerned about their personal hygiene. Would not go back.

Asked for a large haggis and was first told they didn't have any so asked for a normal haggis and was again told there was none and that I would have to wait to have it fried. So turned out they did have a large haggis, they just didn't want to fry it. Was told that I should choose something from the cabinet that was already fried instead. Never known a chip shop to refuse to cook something requested from the menu. On that note I'll probably not go back.

Good menue well prepared reasonabl price

Fish & chips cooked on request. Nice / enjoyable lunch.

I’ve just ate the worst kebab in my life! I was hanging and thought a juicy kebab would sort me out. However, I feel worse!!!!! The most disgusting foul kebab I’ve ever had, I would not recommend this kebab shop even to my worst enemy. Rude staff and the donner meat was microwaved. Yack??? I know. This shop should be closed down and the owners should be embarrassed.

Excellent fish and chips great service guys always make us laugh . Try the special fish it's first class .

My chips were amazing. Greasy and oily. Just how i like it. My friend Agatha Trunchble

Bought 2 calzone pizzas . Burnt, no tomato sause inside or out...one bite of cardboard and was gagging. I opened it up to see what was wrong omg....I really have no description of what it looked like inside. Never ever again !

The worst special fish supp The staff were rude and shouting to one another and not attentive to our custom.do avoid!

Good honest little chippy, bit expensive for portion size and some of the chips were very greasy but all in all a good little takeaway.

Nice chippy,fresh food and pleasant atmosphere

Stopped here on our way back from Truckfest Edinburgh.We have always found the pizza very good from here when we used to marshal the BMF Show here.We always order the large special pizza as you get everything on it including haggis.They were very busy and told us there was a 20 minute wait.We told them we would go for a walk and left them my phone number so they could phone me when it was ready.The place was very clean and tidy and the staff were very friendly and helpful,the pizza was very nice and well worth the wait.We sat on the river bank to eat it.If you want a great pizza I would recommend going here.

Got chips and cheese which consisted of soggy wet, reheated, chips with cold cheese dumped on top. This all might be nearly acceptable if the staff were at least cordial. Seriously if you are in Kelso and there is nothing else available, just go home and don't chance it.

Half past 11 on the busiest night of the year on Kelso civic week. No doner available despite being clearly advertised outside, chips extremely soggy and tasted like pish. Got chips and cheese which consisted of soggy wet, reheated, chips with cold cheese dumped on top. This all might be nearly acceptable if the staff were at least cordial, but no aparently it is the customers fault the food is not available and tastes disgusting. Seriously if you are in Kelso and there is nothing else available, just go home and don't chance it.

Lucky to be getting one star. Staff were SO rude and snappy. Gave them 9 suppers worth of an order but all I got back was rudeness. Then got home to find not everything was in the bag - phoned to tell them and got a mouthful when I asked if I* could get the money back for items missed but paid for. Felt like we were an inconvenience to them having popped in for our dinner. If I had realized before that there was another chippy in Kelso I would have told them where to stick it. Worst customer service EVER!!!

Decent chippy, nice chips, pizzas are tasty too. Reasonable prices too.

My wife and I fancied a fish tea last Friday and I took a drive to the Rendezvous in Kelso and ordered our meal, it was freshly cooked and after a short wait my order was passed to me and I took it home and we sat in front of the TV and had a great meal.The food was excellent and the staff are really friendly and chatty.A great place for a takeaway meal, we will go again.

Went in for a bag of chips - they took £3.50. My son went in next day and the menu shows V2.50 for a large bag of chips - the largest available - as confirmed by the server (different person) Not nice.

walked from cornhill to kelso so arrived in kelso really really hungry, standard of food from here very greasy and poor quality meant we stayed hungry.

The three stars were a kindness. There was a row going on behind the counter. It was as if I had a intruded. Miserable woman serving and the kebab meat had the flavour and texture of leather. Curry sauce looked like nappy contents. Everyone else in the shop was embarrassed but it was the only place I could find open. Most of the food was thrown away. Bad experience.

Good value. Hot tasty food and friendly service.

This long established take away serves excellent fresh fish and chips as well as proper pizzas and other take away food. You phone your order for collection or to be delivered or just call in. We always go there when we visit Kelso.