Greene's Bistro & Parlour Uppermill in Oldham

We had a family birthday and this was our first visit to Greene’s in Uppermill, it’s set in a small park with large floor to ceiling glass so you have a lovely, the interior is well thought out and very stylish, we ordered food from one of the two menu’s on offer, food was delicious and large portions and tasted very freshly made, the staff were very friendly and professional our waitress Kayley was lovely. We would definitely visit Greene’s again. Ps you can also order drinks and food from outside to take away which is a fab idea.

First visit to Grandpa Greene's and won't be the last. Me and my friend both had the full English breakfast with a pot of tea. We both thoroughly enjoyed it. Both had empty plates. We were served by Kayley who was very helpful and friendly. Definitely be going again soon

Fantastic food and great portions. Excellent service from all, in particular Kayley. Recommend a visitkayley Recommend the Korean burger!

Quite tasty brunch but the ice cream was a touch sugary and artificial tasting to me but the young staff were friendly and their uniforms clean and smart and they let my dog in so that was good. The food arrived quickly and I had a table to myself but the crowd in the large booths were very noisy and there was an instagram young girl bending over the tables and posting photos while all her friends screamed loudly - I think it might be one of those places where people go to be seen rather than for the food but that’s OK there’s a place for everyone. Probably wouldn’t go back because of the rough customers (lots of neck tattoos and vaping) but the staff did their best to keep the rowdy girls under control. I asked for an ice cream to take away and they said I could sit in the park which was kind. Weather was OK so it was a nice location to visit and the village of uppermill was very buzzy.

We went on a Sunday and were quite disappointed by the food. The setting was beautiful and the staff were nice but the food was very expensive for what it was. The roast was £20 a head and was mediocre and barely had any gravy with it. Whilst you order they even ask if you’d like to pay for extra gravy, which felt very cheeky, and suggests they’re very aware of this! Supposedly the roast went ‘viral’ as it’s in a big Yorkshire pudding but it felt very style of substance. Gravy is a crucial part to a roast. You can’t scrimp! The other food looked nice but again quite pricey. The desserts were nice and pretty good value. It’s a shame really as the setting is so nice!

We visited here today as a family, I couldn’t believe the lack of customer service. We had to ask for everything three times, we waited a long time for food and were then told that we didn’t have enough time on the table to order desserts, this was despite us arriving 15 minutes early. The poor service made the average food seem extremely expensive.

We went as a famiy for a late brunch on a lovely sunny day when the roof at Greenes was rolled back.The breakfasts were OK although the sausages were poor quality (more like mass produced hamburger ones) and there were potato balls instead of hash browns. I was also not a fan of thethick sour dough toast. Service by local college kids was exemplary. Our server was almost embarassed to accept a tip. The highlight of the meal though had to be the ice cream. This must be the best ever and superior to HD. The brownie and Oreo sundae were out of this world. In school holidays and when the weather is fine it is a nightmare to find anywhere to park in Uppermill. Get a bus if you can.

If the location and interior were not as nice this would be more like a 2* for us. We came to dine with you one afternoon, the average coffees took about 20 minutes to arrive, food was also very average - my partner didn’t like the chicken baguette at all and he’s fairly easy to please. We walk our dog here often and on another occasion decided to order take out drinks, which took honestly about half an hour to order and then for you to make, you then gave us the wrong coffee. I ordered a cake, got home and it was the wrong cake. Staff seem very young and rushed off their feet with not much management happening.

Basil Fawley level’s if service. Avoid unless you want to wait to 45 minutes for your flat white. Staffed by young girls who are lethargic at best.

Father's day treat. Overall good experience although mine and my Dads poached eggs were hard and overdone. Tainted the breakfast, particularly the eggs Benedict. Disappointing.

First ice cream stop on arriving up North and they didn't disappoint. Grandpa Green was definitely high on the agenda, so we hen we went for a stroll through Uppermill and stumbled across this lovely beautifully presented establishment we had to check it out. Great ambience, fresh cool vibe going and overlooking a lively green. We decided to sit down for our ice cream as you can access the side hatch/kiosk (catch kiosk that is) or be civilised and take a pew in the bistro bit. We had plans for dinner, but whilst we waited for our ice cream the good being served looked absolutely mouth watering and to die for. Next time we are in town we will definitely be coming back for more than just ice cream . PS the only let down was the edible ice cream tub. Wouldn't recommend that your better off with a proper cone or a normal tub.