Maze Station Hotel in Lisburn

Lifeline for people who are desperate and need it, one of the best.

There’s a chippy wholesaler somewhere out there that is selling gravy granules or paste to chip shops and they need a good boot in the balls with the state of gravy chips in the Lisburn area in a state of emergency !!! So anyways as you may have guessed I got a gravy chip tonight and well !! it was clean boggin !! Now before you get all offended the battered sausages were beautiful 10/10 but listen guys, gravy should be rich and dark with just the right amount of salt, think if a dolphins arsehole and an oxo cube and midnight had a baby. And another thing the chips in a gravy chips need a bit longer in the fryer !! Why’s this I hear you ask ? BECAUSE WHEN THE GRAVY GETS POURED OVER SOFT CHIPS, THE WHOLE THING TURNS TA SHEEEEEEEEIIITE. See thon bucket of gravy you bought ( obviously from the same place the golden cod gets theirs ) as it’s uncanny just how similarly bad it is, anyone who enjoys that clearly doesn’t have any notion of flavour. So in conclusion the battered sausages were, and I can’t stress this enough, beautiful but the chips, undercooked for a gravy chip, and the gravy ??? Well bad enough for me to NEVER be through your door again. Wife enjoyed her chicken burger 🤷‍♂️

I visited the restaurant for an evening meal and found it very enjoyable. I was delighted that having a GF meal was not a problem.

A huge thanks to Vegan Rocket for a delicious chocolate fudge birthday cake for my daughter’s 10 th birthday. It was one of the most moist chocolate cakes I’ve ever tasted and you’d never know it was vegan at all! It’s wonderful to have something like this in Lisburn for my daughter who has allergies to dairy and egg ! I’d highly recommend !

This is a go to for me ALL the time. From the lovely staff to the incredible food. With so many options (tried them all) in Hillsborough I always come back here. My all time recommendations - Portuguese Tarts, Sausage Rolls, Turkey BLT, Breakfast Ciabatta, Chicken pesto pasta, Ham & Camembert Sandwich and the salads!! I think I'm a Keane's groupie!!