Fish' Chick'n in Brentwood

The WORST takeaway I've ever had. Expensive, burnt, greasy nasty food and zero customer service. I wasn't even acknowledged until I'd been standing at the counter for a good 5 minutes, just to pick up my click & collect order.. My boxes of food were handed to me vertically? I got home to find the food like the photo. This was my go-to chippy. Save your money. Go somewhere else.

£7.75 for Saveloy and Chips. Waited 15 mins to be served, very greasy, Savaloy overdone 🙁

Just had chicken burger and chips Luke warm chips cold and crispy I put them in the oven to warm them very poor quality looking for other places to eat

I Ordered 9 chicken nuggets for my child ,half hour later get a call saying no chicken nuggets available . Offered strips By this time my childs very hungry I then ask for extra chicken as they hadn't left for delivery to be told no . As wont be able to pay . Can't pay on delivery. Bought 9 nuggets got 6 strips. Over prised £28 for 6 chicken strips small chips and couple cans . Wrong sauce was given also. Unhappy child. Slightly disappointed. 1st time Ordered here, probably won't Order here again.

Anyone else like burnt sausage in batter. So how long has this been in the hot tray. Disgusting … together with 2 of the most tiniest senior citizen cod and chips. ****** given your awful response below I won’t ever try you again as you are you are just saying oh well maybe next time we will do better and hand over your money! The very least you should be offering is a free meal.

Went to Benfleet branch and was served, a miserable young lady, don't think she had completed to smile training course.

Lovely fish and chip shop - one of the best around!

Whether you have fish and chips, burgers, chicken, sausage in batter or anything else the food is great and to high standard.

Matt and staff were super friendly. Food prepared and paid for in less than 15 mins. I was there at 4.30 to miss the Friday rush. Great fish and chips with mushy peas.

Went today Easter Monday. Naomi was serving & cooking as no one else turned up all called in sick. She deserves a bonus for doing everything. No longer than 5 minutes wait for food. Served hot & tasty. Always go in when in the area. Have been coming here for years. Never had a bad meal yet.

Over £5 for a "large" chips. In most chippies that would sort a family. This wont even be enough for 2 adults and 2 toddlers. Box even says "small" which tells you it would be a small anywhere else!!!

Good tasty fish and chips. Recommended

Been coming here for years, but just too expensive now. Large chips £4.50 and sure portion size smaller. Will come back if cannot find cheaper alternatives.

Not what I'd call value for money,really. Bit pricey compared to other chip shops.

The picture should tell you everything Aww by the way my 10 pounds that I paid was real aswell not gonna mention any about that what a disgrace I have been here 3 times as I thought I support the local business however the local business took the piss out of me

Just ordered a large chips and wasn't impressed with the portion size

Absolute rip off for tiny portions!

Thundersley branch! Shocking, ordered via Uber eats, wrong food delivered, missing items, freezing cold! No one answers the phone!! Useless! Never order from you again!!

The Phrase “CHEAP AS CHIPS” no longer applies after visiting this shop. I must say the shop was very clean and the staff were pleasant. However almost £4 for a regular portion of chips?! The portion was full of potato end bits which I suppose some people enjoy, but for £4 I’d like to have a proper portion of chips. The curry sauce was £3 for a small pot. After visiting a lot fish and chip shops in the area, I must say that this shop is about 25% more expensive then it’s rivals. For that reason I would rate this takeaway an 4.8/10 Very average and expensive.

Never again. High prices for tiny portions and the chips were dry and tasteless. Awful.

Large chips and curry sauce just shy of £8 that in itself but to get what would be classed as less that a small portion ridiculous and said the sauce was lumpy to be told it’s not then pour it out with several lumps in it even more annoying take the pricing tool below I would be paying between £10-£20 per person been saying that I won’t return even though it’s literally right on my doorstep I definitely will never return again disappointed don’t even cover it

Very Expensive, and small portions even when ordering large.😡

Our order consisted of 7 items in total. You have try pretty hard to mess that up right? Well they missed 2 items off our order.. when we called them they told us to take it up with just eat.. so not only are they incapable, the customer service was non existent too. Perfect! We'll be happy to hand over our hard earned ££'s to them in future :)

Great place, highly recommended.

Thank you to the team !! our customers enjoyed the treat of seniors fish and chips they arrived very hot and they all enjoyed them thank you for making there day !!

This place has really gone downhill lately. Lg cod and chips, last night, was awful. The cod was stuck to the paper and broke up as I got it out of box, plus everything was soggy. Won’t go there again.

Chips were uncooked and the batter on the fish and on the sausage in batter hadn’t even seen the fryer, the worst fish and chips i have ever had, will never use that place again, threw the lot away, a waste of expensive money. Jesus…….1 year on from my last review and the food is still uncooked…….how the hell is this shop still open as they have no idea how to cook……….20.05.2023

Ordered a large cod and chips as regular wasn’t available. The supposedly large cod was tiny ! The meal cost over £14 , and wasn’t that nice either ! Rip off !

These portions have to be the stingiest I've ever experienced. Regular cod & chips looks like a child's portion from any of the neighbouring retailers. Two small portions cost 10p short of £20. Not worth the money.... go to Tommy Tuckers down the road. The fish was barely 12mm thick... I'm sure the cod I've caught have been a lot thicker than just 25mm!

Decent food 🥘 great staff awesome story ie great ethics regarding enviro sound disposal amd sourcing. Great online burger shop Aswell

Tried fishnchickn benfleet wont be going again tiny piece of fish , chips were warm and overpriced , on the upside staff were friendly and battered sausage very nice but will stick to Howard’s fish and grill

Absolute rip £3.75 for small manky chips ,and £3.75 for a savoury staff very rude id give it a 0 if it let me

Over priced and under sized - shocking so called large chips at a higher price than others in the area. Thought I would try you but never again! Worst in Benfleet - Howards p*ss all over you! Step up your game!

Absolutely awful just picked up a steak and kidney pie and chips the chips are going in the bin disgusting for £10 dont bother its absolutely rubbish gave the pie to the dog it was dried out and burnt and the chips cold ...not nice at all

The food is always good, and the staff are friendly and prompt in getting my order.

This place gave me food poisoning, I was very close to calling an ambulance, the stomach pains were that bad!

Went in waited 10 minutes in the queue to be served - no one served. Gave up and did online collection. But still was waiting too long for just chips. 30 minutes total waiting. Think I'll stick with one down south Benfleet

Hard cold shrivelled chips. Expensive and not edible. Will not be eating there again.

Always had nice fresh fish and chips .

Ordered cod and chips for four people. Everything cooked fresh and it was hot and delicious really enjoyed it.

There is no other place that comes close to the quality of fish here - Cooked to perfection. If you are ever in Benfleet, be sure to stop by here

Sorry but fish and chips are not good, chips are always the little crispy ends and not fat chips, the batter is always soggy and the wait is ridiculous. Staff too busy chatting out back to notice customer in shop

Just ordered two portions of cod & chips. Identical order for my wife and myself. Got home and unwrapped the food... one was like a child size portion. Having a replacement delivered or to collect is no good because my wife's meal would have been both cold and soggy. It just shouldn't happen in the first place. So check your order before leaving the shop. I'll be expecting a refund.

Ok safe distance marking in place, unfortunately they got order wrong, after a long wait, a bit annoying, but to be fair they put that right, after another long wait. Not sure about the batter on the fish, not crispy enough.

Nice fish and chips. Lunch special cod and chips £4.99...brilliant

Nice size cod. Nice tasting batter ... 👍

Polite ladies but it was the worst fish and chips I've ever had and not cheap! Soggy fish and underdone chips in a small box.

Just been to this place, was disgusted at the prices and the older woman that works there wants to try smiling once in awhile, never go back there again I’d rather starve No wonder the place is always empty

Not my favourite chips a bit blond and soft.

Still tight on the chip portion sizes, a lot smaller than my local shop, we stop here because it's the only chip shop open on a Sunday otherwise we always go elsewhere

Fish usually good but chips not great think Thet reheat them

Used to like eating from this fish and chip shop but now I wont use anymore the chips are mostly crisp it taste like all the food has been cooked in the same oil staff are pleasant enough just a pity about the food standards.

Opens at 16:00, but chicken not ready for another 15 minutes, ribs not ready for half n hour, very badly run.

Bought a burger .very poor with some sort of lettuce that was brown round the edges and the tiniest bit of onion,chips seemed re fried so will not be going there again.

The last 3 times the medium cod has been so thin it looked like plaice. In addition, this last time it was very very dry. I Just thought we had been unlucky & didn't want to complain but believe me, if this happens again I'll be up there in a flash.

Great food, fast service, lovely servers

Use to Be best fish chip shop in Benfleet use to queue out the door on Fridays when we moved here in 2008 now not so good

Always good and freshly cooked fish

Had Medium fish n chips last night - good Friday. Well it was the best I’ve had for yonks. Fab crispy batter. Lovely fish. Nice staff. Thanks. I’d ventured to other places recently, just to try out the completion but in my opinion this is the best ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Normally great, normally. Asked for large cod and chips, usually I'd be asked if I wanted the chips large as well. Plus if I wanted salt and vinegar. Want offered any or any napkins. Not up to the usual standard.

Internet order worked really well

Always enjoy chicken and chips here. Great Friday night treat.

Used to be a regular here but recently the portion sizes have gotten smaller and every time there is something missing. It’s like they use their lunch time left overs as food isn’t to the usual standard. Looks like I’ll be travelling out my way to find a decent chippy!

Decent fish, never soggy like I often find elsewhere

Chips are nice however quite a few times I've been in and ordered a large chips and it seems like I get a medium or in reality it's a small so quite disappointing for what you pay.

Lovey customers service and beautiful food

Fish and Chips of a very good quality

Very disappointed has the shop changed hands? Always been pleased with food however tonight stopped on spur of moment at 18.44. Served immediately by Elisha 1 saveloy & chips, 1 steak & kidney pie & chips £9.14. Seemed high but love their chips. 3 minute drive home another 3 mins onto plates - all the food warm/cold, even the pie not hot, & the chips were all small 'scrappy bits the 'bin' ate them. A few were larger in one portion. Sorry my custom lost.

Visited here today and the chip portions were much smaller than my local fish'n'chick'n, won't stop here again!

Great service and great food. We had lunch for 5 and everyoje thoroughly enjoyed. Thank you.

Never been disappointed yet, very nice food, and staff

Great fish and chip shop with really lovely friendly staff. The food is cooked to order and to perfection and even after the short drive home, it's still piping hot on arrival. They never serve those soggy or under cooked chips you get from some chip shops, these are just right. They also sell ribs, chicken, burgers etc all to the same high standard. There is limited parking to the front of the shop and a few more spaces about 20 metres away which can be an issue on a Friday evening when it's particularly busy. We certainly wouldn't buy chips etc from anywhere else now, this is the best, well done to all the staff and definitely gets our 5 star vote. Thanks for reading and please see my pictures 👍😁

Walk in to the shop, not appy. The floor was as greasy as my ex bird. Bless her sole. I bought a chickn meel with a side of taters. Chickn had bones n sawdust. I was hoping for some proteen not a DIY workshop. Not comin again, don't recomeend. Come on u irons.

Excellent local chippy - food cooked to perfection with excellent ingredients. Always slightly beguiled by the images of Iceland on the wall where the sustainable fish is sourced

Found this take away online, friendly customer service but the portions we received was not worth the money. I didn't understand why they would put it on a small little plastic tray/dish the wrap it, normally (other chip shops) it's would come in a box container or just wrapped in the paper. The boys was still hungry so we return for them to be closed 2 hours before their time.

Handy when you are working that way

Food freshly cooked to order. Friendly & helpful staff

Yummy yummy in my tummy they have have chips that are so scrummy

This is my local chippy and we always get our fish and chips from here. Won't go anywhere else. Always a nice piece of cod and nice golden chips! Winner all round

Stopped off here to grab Fish and Chips for lunch on Good Friday and found the staff to be really great and the fish was so fresh,

Best chippy in all benfleet but burgers could do with some more love less sauce for starters

Very friendly service, freshly cooked and tasty food , a nice place

This our local chippie and is a vast improvement on the fish and chip shop that was there previously. The fish is always fresh and the batter is always crisp (thick, soggy batter has always been a no-no for me). There is always a good selection of fish too, not just cod or plaice. All in all, a good fish and chip shop.

we have been visiting this takeaway for years and have their loyalty stamps card, further to go than the village but well worth it

The service was slow and felt slightly inexperienced from the team. The fish was good, the chips were bland and pale and a little bit dry. It's fairly expensive for portion size, and after waiting for what felt an age, was it worth it? It was all very average.

Went last sunday had half a chicken and a free regular chips very tasty, YUMMY!!

First thing i dont feel welcome due to being bombarded by questions to have my address and phone number for a survey, Secondly everyone can hear inside so definatly not third party safe, Third Discussing tasting chips half were green me and my friend threw all our chips and the cod row was over cooked. The slushies are ridiculously small for a large. Complete joke should of just took a hint from the name. Never going there again and I advise others to save there money and their personal info from third partys who may be listning. waist of time and money...!!!

Fantastic chips, I've had chips, sausage, saveloy, battered sausage, ribs, chicken, pickled onions, cod, rock eel, haddock and onion rings! My partner says the pie and mushy peas are grrrrrreat!!!! Highly recommended.

Went here for my supper, there was a few customers standing round waiting to collect their food. A young lad was paying for his meal then I was next. Waited patiently for my order to be taken, but nothing happened. Then a man walked in, stood at the counter and got served straight away, the server packed his order for him and he left. Still no acknowledgement from any member of staff that I would be served, no one said anything like 'won't keep you, be with you in a minute' or such like, not even eye contact. Server carried on packing food, still never spoke or looked at me. Waited couple more minutes, then walked. Recently moved here, won't be visiting this place again! Appalling service by any standards.

I've had fish, chicken, ribs, sauages and chips. All are great. The half chicken with free chips is great value. Shop has recently had a refit so now looks different from the picture. Quality of the surroundings and the food has improved. Remember to get a loyalty card :-)

Not nice gone down hill had to throw chips away fish was dry won't go back